Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
3.) Lastly, I couldn't help but watch Pence on the debate stage and think to myself "I bet the Republicans are shitting themselves right now that they didn't nominate Pence for President".
That doesn't seem to be the tone, from a quick perusal of the usual Republican internet hangouts. I think you might be projecting your own thought processes too much onto the average Republican voter. While a lot of things this election cycle has been unclear, one thing that seems clear to me is that the qualities (and the resultant interpretations of those qualities) that Republicans and Democrats value in their presidential choices have been very different.
They've always kinda been different, but the anti-establishment narrative that is going on now, and which used to be going on in the Democratic primary, is upending a lot of things.