Uwe Boll has a message for all of us.

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I just saw this and had a great laugh so I thought I'd share it with you guys as well. This is quite amazing...

http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3348356/uwe-boll-horror-fans-fck/

German filmmaker Uwe Boll is the gift that keeps on giving.

Boll, known as the “modern Ed Wood”, has made a name for himself by directing really, really, really bad movies. But, the kicker was they were made with huge budgets and big-name actors.

After his alleged financing “loophole” was closed, he reverted back to the indie scene, and actually delivered one hidden gem – Rampage, his 2009 political thriller that starred Brendan Fletcher as a man with a thirst for revenge builds a full body armor from Kevlar and goes on a killing spree. It was awesome. As for the 2014 sequel, it didn’t really turn any heads, and quietly went to home video.

Still, Boll was pushing forward with a third Rampage, only this time utilizing crowd sourcing to get it financed. His first attempt was embarrassing, collecting $6,375 of his request $100,000.

We thought his latest attempt was more reasonable. Still, with only 4 days to go, fans are voting “no,” pledging $25k of the requested $55k.

PR stunt or not, Boll took to YouTube to take out his rage on the crowd-sourcing platforms and “fans” of his work.

Entitled “fuck you all,” Boll goes on a near two-minute rant in which he says “fuck yourself” to both those who failed to support him and the campaign sites, while also proclaiming that he’s rich, doesn’t need us, and that he’s done with Hollywood (good riddance).

Here’s a gem he dropped in his description of the below video:

never will do crowdfunding again …. thanks to the few they supported rampage 3 -.-.—the rest can fuck their mothers incl. KICKSTARTER and all the idiots who talked me into bullshit like this

Who knows, maybe this shit works and he gets Rampage 3 fully funded?

Boll has always been really good at PR stunts, but I don’t think he realizes that most of us our bored with him, and that the younger generation of horror fans have no idea who he is.

If this is a stunt, well, it’s a great attempt to get us all worked up. If it’s not, Boll is actually done with Hollywood and will be golfing his life away leaving behind a legacy of shit that is already forgotten.

With 4 days left, maybe there’s one more in his tank…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1J65KHX8E

Then a very short time later he posted the following video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJwEAqzFs4
 
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Uwe Boll is a true masterpiece. Hell if I were rich I would give him the money to make another movie just because we need more of Uwe Boll.
 
Oh wow that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Forgot he even existed. Glad to see people don't fall for his shit anymore and refuse to support his crap.
 
I thought Germans didn't speak that way and that it was an exaggerated form only present in parodies. I was wrong.

Also, 'Retarded Chinese Alibaba Idiot'. LMAO. WTF?!
 
Well telling the people who did support his kickstarter to F off is nice and if he is so rich, why would he not invest in his own movies? A lack of faith I would guess.
 
I have a hard time believing Rampage 3 is an important movie, as he suggests.

I also have difficulty believing he actually made a decent movie to start with, as the OP suggests.

Hmm, stranger things have happened I suppose.
 
Haven't seen the sequel, but the first Rampage is actually a good movie. One scene in particular has some surprising dark humor and it's genuinely impressive coming from Uwe Boll.
 
He's just mad he won't be able to actually collect the scam money for the kickstarter since it won't make the goal. He's probably regretting not going to indiegogo.

Needs to find some cheap nerd IPs to exploit if he wants his attention back.
 
"I have enough money I can play golf every day for the rest of my life"

2 minutes later

"kill the rich! they're all fake!!"
 
Apparently, Rampage isn't god awful.

Dead @ Jenny from the Block tho.

Sorry Uwe Boll but all I do is pay 10 bucks to be entertained for 2 hours, there's no grand delusional brainwash conspiracy.
 
Rampage is actually very decent, as films go. Not brilliant, mind you, but if you go in expecting the quality of some of his more awful works, you will be extremely surprised. I'm quite certain that's in part due to Brendan Fletcher, who just oozes the role that he needs to play. Still, there are some scenes that just come out of nowhere (the bingo hall) which elevate it above many other similar entries.

Y'know what? Uwe Boll is okay by me.
 
That second video should end with Uwe screaming "What I hate most about Hollywood is that I'm not a fucking part of it!"
 
Since this guy lives in Vancouver now, I should maybe go egg his house for the horrors he's brought upon the world.

Why?

Fucking why?

From all the places in the world and he had to pick Vancouver. Makes me even more sad that given the ridiculous prices for real state here, he probably made some good bank from his trash movies. SMH
 
That part about JLO was weird. Why even bring up her race. Doesn't add anything to what he's trying to say. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if he's a racist fuck. A salty racist fuck.
 
Uwe Boll sounds like an alien that came down to earth and was shown a superhero comic or film for the first time.


"But this is an absurdity! It is a man with features of a bat. This is simply beyond rational sense. Why is nobody questioning the man bat absurdity?!"


Just fucking go with it Uwe. He had a bat credit card a decade ago. We're doing a lot better now. Just go with it.
 
Wow that second vid is insane, that was a great rant. That 4 minutes was more entertaining than all his films combined.
 
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