Uwe Boll has a message for all of us.

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I have his personal email address. I emailed him once for a screener copy of postal ahead of its release for review. He told me to send him $25 cash in an envelope. I said no, then he offered $15. I still said no.
 
His movies are impressive in terms of how utterly awful they are. It's bizarre - there's almost an art to their shittiness, how he has no grasp over any filmmaking concept, and how he manages to get the performances out of the actors that he does.

The movies make great drinking games, though. And Postal isn't actually horrible, as his offkilter direction and tone actually work with the game license.
 
DrEvil said:
I have his personal email address. I emailed him once for a screener copy of postal ahead of its release for review. He told me to send him $25 cash in an envelope. I said no, then he offered $15. I still said no.
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Can you forward me his e-mail address for personal reasons
 
DrEvil said:
I have his personal email address. I emailed him once for a screener copy of postal ahead of its release for review. He told me to send him $25 cash in an envelope. I said no, then he offered $15. I still said no.
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Bahaha. He can't even give away his shitty movies. 😄
 
Wait, did he just slam Iron Man and the Avengers because "they are not existing"? Man, he's going to be so pissed when he finds out that Bloodrayne isn't real.

Also, Uwe, it's not that we only want to support big budget movies... it's that your movies are shit.
 
I actually liked Rampage 1 & 2.

Not enough to kick some money his way before he actually makes the movie, but those first two movies are worth a curiosity watch at least.
 
Rampage is a shit tier movie that acts like porn to psychopaths. I didn't know know a second one was made, and I'm happy the third will likely never see the light of day
 
Silver Arrows said:
Since this guy lives in Vancouver now, I should maybe go egg his house for the horrors he's brought upon the world.

Probably not.
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Apparently he owns a restaurant that just opened and the reviews have been good.

So maybe he should quit movies and focus on the restaurant business?
 
That second video...

LOLOLOLOLOL.gif
 
So is he actually referring to something specific with that "retarded wizard in the forest" line or is that just what his assblasted self could think up of on the spot?
 
I would like to add that not ALL Germans sound like Disney villaind. Trust me.
OR ELSE...
 
Has Uwe ever undergone a mental evaluation? Ever since the "box my critics into a bloody pulp" debacle, I seriously wonder what's his major malfunction.
 
Well, on one hand he's probably right about the pageantry of Hollywood. On the other hand, he admits he is wealthy because of it, and in the end, it doesn't matter for shit.

Anyways. He's probably the worst director of all time. And slightly racist. The world will remember him for all of his most horrible traits and for good reason.
 
"I'm Jenny from the block. What the fuck is Jennifer Lopez? A fucking demanding Mexican bitch!" Where did that come from :D
 
Lol he is really pissed no one wants to fund him.. but if he is richt why does he even need funding?
Whatever but well... i agree with him on the "comic" movies all boring edgy crap, cant believe how good avengers movies are rated on imdb or rottent.
 
After his alleged financing “loophole” was closed, he reverted back to the indie scene, and actually delivered one hidden gem – Rampage, his 2009 political thriller that starred Brendan Fletcher as a man with a thirst for revenge builds a full body armor from Kevlar and goes on a killing spree. It was awesome.
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Came here to see if this was acknowledged, and it was! Good job.
 
I remember flipping a ticket guy 10 bucks to let us sneak into House of the Dead.

What a piece of shit.
 
So once he got back into the indie scene, he just decided he wants to make good movies now?
 
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Why?

Fucking why?

From all the places in the world and he had to pick Vancouver. Makes me even more sad that given the ridiculous prices for real state here, he probably made some good bank from his trash movies. SMH
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He even goes to random cons in Vancouver, even Anime ones. I went to one a few years ago to troll him but his answers were so out there that I left confused.
 
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