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Oh Uwe Boll...

I'll always remember the time I went to the cinema and nothing good was on, so we catched 'Dungeon Siege: In the Name of the King' - It was so bad. Easily the worst movie I've seen in cinemas alongside Dungeons and Dragons, but it was also pretty high up in the so bad it's good category. We had so much fun watching this movie - they were dropping the worst of acting with one bad idea following the next. And there was no one else in the room, so it became our own episode of MST3K pretty fast.

If you are looking for a 'so bad it's fun' movie, look no further. Watch this to see Perlma, Liotta and Statham in their worst movie.

 

[Condom]

That 2nd video is the best. Make more of that Uwe.

 

[red731]

Such Rampage.
That video was his Far Cry.
Finaly released his Bloodrayne.

 

[Ingueferroque]

Hard not to love him. Not all of his movies are terrible, by the way!

 

[xandaca]

God damn that wizard in a forest.

 

[Intheflorsh]

lmao

This guy should just go the Kevin Smith route and make podcasts.

 

[Enco]

Guy is crazy and he sucks as a director.

However, he speaks some truth.

 

[neorej]

Not going to lie; those two Youtube vids are his best work yet.

 

[old manatee]

He should kickstart a podcast.

 

[Shaanyboi]

He even goes to random cons in Vancouver, even Anime ones. I went to one a few years ago to troll him but his answers were so out there that I left confused.

...wait what? Okay, now I'm just going to keep an eye out next time I go to Fan Expo or something because maaaaan... being even remotely close to the black hole of absolute suck that is Uwe Boll must be an experience.

He should kickstart a podcast.

and every episode, he ends with "we have to kill the rich"

 

[BPoole]

I hope whomever you were trying to impress were impressed.

Am I wrong? The premise of the movie is essentially the same as that twin stick civilian slaughter simulator that we aren't even allowed to mention by name on gaf.

 

[Katana_Strikes]

I wish Uwe Boll had a NeoGAF account.

Maybe...

He'd have been banned as a junior on his first post.

Guy is an ass, not sure he can be taken completely seriously here and he's just having a laugh with this but regardless he's a moron.

 

[KillySG10]

This guy has such a huge ego, and nothing to back it up, he thinks his movies are masterpieces, even when everyone tells him they're terrible. I mean its nice that he has pride in his work, but, that doesn't give him the right to tell everyone else their movies sucks just because that's what people say about his films...

 

[The perfect Dark]

This guy has some serious problems. He sounds like a maniac or a person running amok. He threatens other people and his fans, he insults everyone, his rants are full of contradictions.
No, I'm not laughing at Uwe anymore. This is pretty disgusting, not funny.

Zum Fremdschämen.

 

[KingRagnar]

Second video has to be the most hypocritical rant of all time.

 

[Slowdive]

The second video hahaha.

 

[glaurung]

Uwe Boll is not just an aggressive idiot, he strikes me as a man who should be a recidivist street thug. In another life, he'd spend most of his years in prison.

His tendencies to physically attack his opponents at every juncture also point to mental instability.

 

[Jenenser]

This guy has such a huge ego, and nothing to back it up, he thinks his movies are masterpieces, even when everyone tells him they're terrible. I mean its nice that he has pride in his work, but, that doesn't give him the right to tell everyone else their movies sucks just because that's what people say about his films...

ohhhh, the irony.

 

[sestrugen]

"Kill the rich!"

I love him

 

[Rymuth]

Tehehe. You're so silly, Uwe.

 

[Wag]

Oscar would be proud.

 

[Bradach]

If his comments weren't fulled by his recent failure they might have some value.
Unfortunately they are so it is just a tantrum.

If I was his dad he'd be on the bold step for a few minutes.

 

[Archer]

His tendencies to physically attack his opponents at every juncture also point to mental instability.

His recent video number two didn't allude to his mental instability?

 

[FonkyByNature]

Well the first "Rampage" was fucking good ! I had a blast watching this. As for his other movies, i haven't seen them all but a lot of them suck ass !

 

[Liquidsnake]

He once said that Darfur made Ron Howard cry.

 

[hipbabboom]

At the beginning of the first video, it began as though he was lashing out at the pub fund runners for exploiting him but it became immediately clear (and magnified in the second video) that he's shitting on his backers both those who backed him and the hypothetical ones who didn't. He's basically being a piece of shit.

 

[PSqueak]

Dude who makes shitty videogame adaptations made a movie about a dude who goes on a rampage killing people?

It's like he preemtively adapted Hatred.

 

[robotrock]

oh my god, the videos. i did not expect this.

 

[Cameron122]

Kinda liked the rampsge films

 

[Robdraggoo]

I hate it when people compare Uwe to Ed Wood, Ed had heart and was passionate about what he did. love him or hate him. he had a dream and did everything he could to make that dream come true.

Uwe's dream is to see washed up actresses nude, crap on VG fans, and some how make a ton of money doing it. Im glad hes done. Hes worse than the Asylum. At least the Asylum doesnt pretend to be making art.

 

[Nephtis]

Uwe Bawl.

Sublime.

lol

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Thats the most entertaining Uwe Boll has ever been.

Oscar Worthy.

 

[kidtamagotchi]

Uwe went too far with Jennifer Lopez! She's PUERTO RICAN, not Mexican!

 

[AkuMifune]

Sublime.

lol

Uwe Blol. Wait, that sounds like something different than I meant.

Still would pay to see Uwe vs. Seanbaby

 

[PillarEN]

I love you Uwe. Join GAF and make rants on random threads.

BloodRayne sucked though. Sorry.

Your views on everything Avengers related are true though haha.

 

[eot]

Best thing I've seen all week

 

[Abounder]

That was surprisingly entertaining.

 

[Nafai1123]

Man I fucking hate Uwe Boll so much. The fact he continued to get funding despite being one of the worst filmmakers to have ever graced the silver screen pissed me off to no end. There's so much talent out there trying to get discovered, and this motherfucker kept subjecting the public to his steaming piles of shit.

Fuck him and good riddance.

 

[GameGuru59]

I agree with him on Avengers... though I think the criticism from his mouth isn't really gonna be effective.

 

[Gabriel_Logan]

I have his personal email address. I emailed him once for a screener copy of postal ahead of its release for review. He told me to send him $25 cash in an envelope. I said no, then he offered $15. I still said no.

I just spit out my drink.

 

[El-Suave]

At the beginning of the first video, it began as though he was lashing out at the pub fund runners for exploiting him but it became immediately clear (and magnified in the second video) that he's shitting on his backers both those who backed him and the hypothetical ones who didn't. He's basically being a piece of shit.

I guess Kickstarter did push him towards running the campaign, because they have started officially running in Germany a few weeks ago and they had quite a few German content creators time their campaigns accordingly to maximize the PR impact for all parties involved. He probably just regrets to have agreed and is now lashing out at everbody.

 

[FStop7]

I remember when he beat the shit out of Lowtax.

 

[abadguy]

He just owned Marvel in the second video. LOL. Outta nowhere too. This was gold.

Even the worst Marvel movie is better than his best though. Just sayin...

Also did he just call Jennifer Lopez a Mexican? LMAO!

 

[a secret-boss]

rampage 3 viral campaign.

this great lol

 

[Coriolanus]

I remember when he beat the shit out of Lowtax.

Indeed. Dude did at least two decent things in his life.

 

[~Kinggi~]

It wouldnt surprise me to hear Uwe shot up a bank or something one day. You should watch both the Rampage movies he is basically a radical extremist now. I mean in a way they are nice venting mechanisms for the greedy fucks at the top and how they screw everyone but on the other you watch this stuff and actually feel like you are watching people that genuinely believe they need to go and hang all the rich people they see from trees.

 

[super-heated plasma]

His Hollywood rant is probably more frustration at the fact that even with how inept Hollywood is, even they know not to hire Uwe Boll for a real movie production. It must be like being told you're not good enough to play in a pit of fecal matter.

 

[odhiex]

These 2 videos are great... In a bad way. 😂 hahaha.. Uwe

 

[PsychBat!]

His Hollywood rant is probably more frustration at the fact that even with how inept Hollywood is, even they know not to hire Uwe Boll for a real movie production. It must be like being told you're not good enough to play in a pit of fecal matter.

yup. He's worse than a piece of shit. And he's salty which is much more pathetic in a funny way. We have an idea how Hollywood is, there was no need for this bastard to remind us when he was doing the same kind of shit and laughing all the way to the bank. I'm glad no one funded this hypocritical, salty dumb shit.

 

[DrEvil]

haha. I found the old email exchange. I have his home address, too.

May 21,2008

Me:
Hi Uwe, I'd like to review postal for my gaming website ahead of its release, is it possible to get a screener sent to *****?

Uwe:
dean, we cannot send out screeners. where you live ..hopefully they getting a print out there soon
best
uwe

Uwe (unsolicited):
dvds come out in august

if you send me 25$ i send you one upfront
(Home address here)

Me:
I see on Amazon the DVDs are listed at 19.99, I'll wait. Thanks.

Uwe:
but 20$ in an envelope ...as soon i got it i send you the screener

Me:
I'm in Ontario, Canada, so $20 Canadian, correct?

Uwe:
Yes.


a week later it showed up in town at a local art theatre. So I never did send him his $20.