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[Marvel]

pouring sulfuric acid down your piss hole.

I suppose if you lay on your back, pulled your penis upwards it could work.

 

[DecoyOctopus]

Why do you guys make gaming such hard work?

Would I be better off flushing £44.99 down the toilet?

According to the reviews so far, no, I wouldnt be better off throwing £44.99 down the toilet.

Is this game the second coming of RE4?

No, it is not as good as the greatest game ever made, but then nothing else is either.

Is it better than watching soaps for the 20 odd hours it takes to finish it.

Yes, but so is pouring sulfuric acid down your piss hole.

Would you rather play watch dogs or pour sulfuric acid down your piss hole?
A- No.
B- Yes.

If you answered A, go and pour some sulfuric acid down your piss hole.
If you answered B, purchase validated.

Is pretty much my thought process when deciding to buy a game or not.

 

[Asd202]

Why do you guys make gaming such hard work?

Would I be better off flushing £44.99 down the toilet?

According to the reviews so far, no, I wouldnt be better off throwing £44.99 down the toilet.

Is this game the second coming of RE4?

No, it is not as good as the greatest game ever made, but then nothing else is either.

Is it better than watching soaps for the 20 odd hours it takes to finish it.

Yes, but so is pouring sulfuric acid down your piss hole.

Would you rather play watch dogs or pour sulfuric acid down your piss hole?
A- No.
B- Yes.

If you answered A, go and pour some sulfuric acid down your piss hole.
If you answered B, purchase validated.

Is pretty much my thought process when deciding to buy a game or not.

Best post EVER.

 

[Camisado]

Honestly GAF hasn't had the meltdown I expected today. The whole thing has been anti climatic.

Just like the game itself then?

Only joking, not played my copy yet. Will reserve judgement until I get home but it does seem like it'll be fun, hardly the second coming, but fun!

 

[SummitAve]

This is one of the most polarizing third-party games I've ever seen. Though it does seem like a lot of people who've actually played it seem to love it. I have it downloading now so I'll know for myself in a couple more hours.

Really? At least officially, it seems to be the opposite of polarizing so far which his a concern to me.

 

[Sinatar]

Like everything ? This is by far my fav review

Can we change the Watchdogs OT title to be 'Watchdogs [OT] Graphon not like in Crusis'?

 

[legacyzero]

Why do you guys make gaming such hard work?

Would I be better off flushing £44.99 down the toilet?

According to the reviews so far, no, I wouldnt be better off throwing £44.99 down the toilet.

Is this game the second coming of RE4?

No, it is not as good as the greatest game ever made, but then nothing else is either.

Is it better than watching soaps for the 20 odd hours it takes to finish it.

Yes, but so is pouring sulfuric acid down your piss hole.

Would you rather play watch dogs or pour sulfuric acid down your piss hole?
A- No.
B- Yes.

If you answered A, go and pour some sulfuric acid down your piss hole.
If you answered B, purchase validated.

Is pretty much my thought process when deciding to buy a game or not.

WTF lol

 

[Chitown B]

7 is too high for that game. Seriously. The game is generic in every way(Story,shooting etc) and only has one cool feature (hacking) that gets old fast enough (press x to hack, press x to hack).

A few people got new phones and now the game gets good scores.

are there other games set in full scale replicas of Chicago that I don't know about? That's pretty unique, to me.

 

[zeromcd73]

Why do you guys make gaming such hard work?

Would I be better off flushing £44.99 down the toilet?

According to the reviews so far, no, I wouldnt be better off throwing £44.99 down the toilet.

Is this game the second coming of RE4?

No, it is not as good as the greatest game ever made, but then nothing else is either.

Is it better than watching soaps for the 20 odd hours it takes to finish it.

Yes, but so is pouring sulfuric acid down your piss hole.

Would you rather play watch dogs or pour sulfuric acid down your piss hole?
A- No.
B- Yes.

If you answered A, go and pour some sulfuric acid down your piss hole.
If you answered B, purchase validated.

Is pretty much my thought process when deciding to buy a game or not.

 

[Servbot24]

Why do you guys make gaming such hard work?

Would I be better off flushing £44.99 down the toilet?

According to the reviews so far, no, I wouldnt be better off throwing £44.99 down the toilet.

Is this game the second coming of RE4?

No, it is not as good as the greatest game ever made, but then nothing else is either.

Is it better than watching soaps for the 20 odd hours it takes to finish it.

Yes, but so is pouring sulfuric acid down your piss hole.

Would you rather play watch dogs or pour sulfuric acid down your piss hole?
A- No.
B- Yes.

If you answered A, go and pour some sulfuric acid down your piss hole.
If you answered B, purchase validated.

Is pretty much my thought process when deciding to buy a game or not.

So you basically just buy every single game that comes out?

 

[blame space]

OK i've got the sulfuric acid.. now what do i do with it again?

 

[Nibiru]

It's a decent open world game that is pretty good but not as good as GTA and the aspects used to set it apart are kind of meh. It's serviceable.

 

[True Underdog]

I'm still undecided on this game. I have enough left on a Target gift card from that triple value deal but I don't know if I want Watch Dogs, if I want to save it for a game down the road, or if I want to pour sulfuric acid down my piss hole.

 

[w00zey]

So how do people think the PS4 sku of Watch_Dogs looks versus, say, the 360 sku of GTAV (which is my current benchmark for best looking, most immersive open world game)?

It looks about 40 million less in production costs.

 

[nelchaar]

Why do you guys make gaming such hard work?

Would I be better off flushing £44.99 down the toilet?

According to the reviews so far, no, I wouldnt be better off throwing £44.99 down the toilet.

Is this game the second coming of RE4?

No, it is not as good as the greatest game ever made, but then nothing else is either.

Is it better than watching soaps for the 20 odd hours it takes to finish it.

Yes, but so is pouring sulfuric acid down your piss hole.

Would you rather play watch dogs or pour sulfuric acid down your piss hole?
A- No.
B- Yes.

If you answered A, go and pour some sulfuric acid down your piss hole.
If you answered B, purchase validated.

Is pretty much my thought process when deciding to buy a game or not.

You might end up with a tag after this. It is unlikely to be flattering.

 

[Mman235]

Why do you guys make gaming such hard work?

Would I be better off flushing £44.99 down the toilet?

According to the reviews so far, no, I wouldnt be better off throwing £44.99 down the toilet.

Is this game the second coming of RE4?

No, it is not as good as the greatest game ever made, but then nothing else is either.

Is it better than watching soaps for the 20 odd hours it takes to finish it.

Yes, but so is pouring sulfuric acid down your piss hole.

Would you rather play watch dogs or pour sulfuric acid down your piss hole?
A- No.
B- Yes.

If you answered A, go and pour some sulfuric acid down your piss hole.
If you answered B, purchase validated.

Is pretty much my thought process when deciding to buy a game or not.

Why don't you buy a better game instead?

 

[Brazil]

My impressions: boring game with terrible driving mechanics featuring an empty town and mindless minigames that don't matter all over.

PS3/360 versions are a complete joke, comparable to GTA IV/Saints Row 2, but buggier.

PS4 version is alright.

 

[RazielCuts]

Why don't you buy a better game instead?

The sulfuric acid is just sitting there, man! He's got to make a choice.

 

[marlowesghost]

are there other games set in full scale replicas of Chicago that I don't know about? That's pretty unique, to me.

As a person who has lived in Chicago for many years this is hardly a full scale replica. Which is to be excpected, it's condensed and edited, with a lot of the nuanced neighborhood filter missing. Still I really like walking around in it.

 

[nevernamed]

My impressions: boring game with terrible driving mechanics featuring an empty town and mindless minigames that don't matter all over.

PS3/360 versions are a complete joke, comparable to GTA IV/Saints Row 2, but buggier.

PS4 version is alright.

lol

funny how skewed your review is from what we've been reading since the embargo, and other peoples impressions ..

 

[LurkerPrime]

Come on, just need a few more 10/10 or 11/10 scores for my metacritic prediction to become spot-on...

My impressions: boring game with terrible driving mechanics featuring an empty town and mindless minigames that don't matter all over.

PS3/360 versions are a complete joke, comparable to GTA IV/Saints Row 2, but buggier.

PS4 version is alright.

So, 8/10?

Why do you guys make gaming such hard work?

Would I be better off flushing £44.99 down the toilet?

According to the reviews so far, no, I wouldnt be better off throwing £44.99 down the toilet.

Is this game the second coming of RE4?

No, it is not as good as the greatest game ever made, but then nothing else is either.

Is it better than watching soaps for the 20 odd hours it takes to finish it.

Yes, but so is pouring sulfuric acid down your piss hole.

Would you rather play watch dogs or pour sulfuric acid down your piss hole?
A- No.
B- Yes.

If you answered A, go and pour some sulfuric acid down your piss hole.
If you answered B, purchase validated.

Is pretty much my thought process when deciding to buy a game or not.

So haven't bought a single game since Resident Evil 4, eh, matey?

I'm just kidding, please don't make me walk the plank!

Seriously, I can't swim.

 

[AcademicSaucer]

Why do you guys make gaming such hard work?

Would I be better off flushing £44.99 down the toilet?

According to the reviews so far, no, I wouldnt be better off throwing £44.99 down the toilet.

Is this game the second coming of RE4?

No, it is not as good as the greatest game ever made, but then nothing else is either.

Is it better than watching soaps for the 20 odd hours it takes to finish it.

Yes, but so is pouring sulfuric acid down your piss hole.

Would you rather play watch dogs or pour sulfuric acid down your piss hole?
A- No.
B- Yes.

If you answered A, go and pour some sulfuric acid down your piss hole.
If you answered B, purchase validated.

Is pretty much my thought process when deciding to buy a game or not.

 

[Brazil]

lol

funny how skewed your review is from what we've been reading since the embargo, and other peoples impressions ..

I'm sorry if my opinion doesn't fit to your taste, kid.

 

[Struct09]

Reviews look good. Can't wait to fire it up tonight!

 

[brandonh83]

OK i've got the sulfuric acid.. now what do i do with it again?

You melt your PS4 with it.

 

[nevernamed]

I'm sorry if my opinion doesn't fit to your taste, kid.

your opinion is weak.

and i'm no kid, boy.

and big surprise, you're a wii-u wanker

 

[True Underdog]

I'm sorry if my opinion doesn't fit to your taste, kid.

Where are we again?

 

[hwy_61]

I'm sorry if my opinion doesn't fit to your taste, kid.

your opinion is weak.

and i'm no kid, boy.

Fight fight fight

 

[papersleeves]

Why do you guys make gaming such hard work?

Would I be better off flushing £44.99 down the toilet?

According to the reviews so far, no, I wouldnt be better off throwing £44.99 down the toilet.

Is this game the second coming of RE4?

No, it is not as good as the greatest game ever made, but then nothing else is either.

Is it better than watching soaps for the 20 odd hours it takes to finish it.

Yes, but so is pouring sulfuric acid down your piss hole.

Would you rather play watch dogs or pour sulfuric acid down your piss hole?
A- No.
B- Yes.

If you answered A, go and pour some sulfuric acid down your piss hole.
If you answered B, purchase validated.

Is pretty much my thought process when deciding to buy a game or not.

How about C-

I keep my fucking money and put it somewhere else? Why do I have to fucking blow my penis off? lol

 

[Brazil]

your opinion is weak.

and i'm no kid, boy.

Where are we again?

Fight fight fight

The guy doesn't even know me and promptly laughs at my opinion of a game he hasn't even played because he "disagrees".

I don't think I really need to explain the use of "kid" there.

and big surprise, you're a wii-u wanker

There you go.

 

[Chitown B]

As a person who has lived in Chicago for many years this is hardly a full scale replica. Which is to be excpected, it's condensed and edited, with a lot of the nuanced neighborhood filter missing. Still I really like walking around in it.

well of course, but it's still unique and probably very close in the major areas.

 

[Scoops]

Can't wait to cop that WiiU version.

 

[Zemm]

'2 out of 4 users found this helpful'

Hey man if I can't kill monsters whilst drinking beer with my dad then it's not worth playing.

and big surprise, you're a wii-u wanker

 

[hwy_61]

your opinion is weak.

and i'm no kid, boy.

and big surprise, you're a wii-u wanker

Why would you edit your post to include this?

 

[IconGrist]

I'm sorry if my opinion doesn't fit to your taste, kid.

Ooh, called him a kid. It's about to go down.

Seriously, leave that nonsense to GameFAQs.

 

[AndrewDean84xX]

'2 out of 4 users found this helpful'

I'd love to meet the reviewer and the two that liked it.

 

[nevernamed]

The guy doesn't even know me and promptly laughs at my opinion of a game he hasn't even played because he "disagrees".

I don't think I really need to explain the use of "kid" there.



There you go.

You opinion is no where NEAR what most 'real' reviewers are saying.. and yeah, you're a wii-u guy. You're just sounding like the typical hater. good for you

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Why would you edit your post to include this?

Because he's a kid.

Ooh, called him a kid. It's about to go down.

Seriously, leave that nonsense to GameFAQs.

Yeah, we should be really respectful to people who act like this.

You opinion is no where NEAR what most 'real' reviewers are saying.. and yeah, you're a wii-u guy. You're just sounding like the typical hater. good for you

 

[hwy_61]

You opinion is no where NEAR what most 'real' reviewers are saying.. and yeah, you're a wii-u guy. You're just sounding like the typical hater. good for you

You're gonna last long here!

 

[IconGrist]

Haha, the reply was worse! Wtf lol

Anyway, picking my copy up in a few hours. Exciiiiiiiite

 

[Chobel]

your opinion is weak.

and i'm no kid, boy.

and big surprise, you're a wii-u wanker

 

[Brazil]

Anyway: my biggest issue with the game is, honestly, the lack of something new. The hacking mechanics don't really add much to the open-world genre, I felt.

The Shazam-like app on the celphone and other minor details were cool, though. Ubisoft did a nice job in terms of presentation.

 

[marlowesghost]

well of course, but it's still unique and probably very close in the major areas.

You are absolutely right

 

[PanicFreak]

Why do you guys make gaming such hard work?

Would I be better off flushing £44.99 down the toilet?

According to the reviews so far, no, I wouldnt be better off throwing £44.99 down the toilet.

Is this game the second coming of RE4?

No, it is not as good as the greatest game ever made, but then nothing else is either.

Is it better than watching soaps for the 20 odd hours it takes to finish it.

Yes, but so is pouring sulfuric acid down your piss hole.

Would you rather play watch dogs or pour sulfuric acid down your piss hole?
A- No.
B- Yes.

If you answered A, go and pour some sulfuric acid down your piss hole.
If you answered B, purchase validated.

Is pretty much my thought process when deciding to buy a game or not.

You must play some really crappy games then LOL

 

[Netherscourge]

82% is pretty damn good.

I might have to pick this one up - but for the PC or PS4?

That is the question...

 

[IMACOMPUTA]

Don't get the hate for this game while second son got so much love.

I think watchdogs is similar enough to GTA to draw comparisons and come up short, while infamous is nothing like GTA.

 

[TetraGenesis]

Aw, Nevernamed is banned. I foresaw great things for that kid.

Spoiler

;P

 

[FHIZ]

One point off of my metacritic prediction of 83! Damn. Oh well, just got the game, and this is promising news.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

Please change Watch_Dogs OT title to "Reasonably More Pleasant than Searing Your Urethra"

 

[fargofallout]

How do the review aggregator sites decide which version was reviewed? I notice Metacritic is classifying Giant Bomb's review as Xbox, but Jeff specifically says and shows in the quick look (not the review, though) that he's playing the PS4 version.