I'll give whatever fucking advice I want, prick.
Here's some for you. Eat your egg yolks.
Congratulations on wanting to make a lifestyle change? This isn't 2nd grade where they give out ribbons for participating, let alone planning to participate.
Yesterday you said tomorrow.
Jesus christ, calm down.
 
	 
				 
	
 
 
		 
	 
	
 
 
		
 
	