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[RoadHazard]

Stupidity? Utter lack of care for your fellow man? Poor upbringing? I don't know, but to me it's unfathomable behavior. To me it's just a thing you do without even thinking about it, an ingrained behavior just like brushing your teeth at night or using a fork to eat.

 

[Starviper]

Some people are just really shitty like that.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Some people are just fucking nasty.
Including some people in this thread. >_<

Kibbles&Bits
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Today, 01:09 PM

Some people are just really shitty like that.

 

[soul creator]

I remember when I was young, my mom told me to ensure that I washed my hands after taking a dump or else I could get pink eye if I itched my eye. I loved getting Pink Eye though, because I got to legitimately stay home from school - but without actually being sick. So one time I took a dump, ran my finger across it and itched my eye to try and get Pink Eye.

I never got Pink Eye.

rapcar line: "rub my finger in your eye cuz so you can see I'm the shit"

 

[LordAzrael]

People lived for thousands of years without washing their hands. Why start now?

 

[Darth Pinche]

It is so disgusting! It is also why I try to avoid touching handrails, door knobs in public places like malls etc. Also always remember to use a paper towel to open the door as you leave a public bathroom since you share it with these non hand washing animals.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

People lived for thousands of years without washing their hands. Why start now?

If you want to use this logic then you should be living in the woods and shitting in a hole. Humans went thousands of years without houses and plumbing too.

 

[velociraptor]

People lived for thousands of years without washing their hands. Why start now?

do you apply the same reasoning to brushing your teeth or having a shower?

how often do you change your clothes?

 

[Darth Pinche]

People lived for thousands of years without washing their hands. Why start now?

And for thousands of years, their life expectancy was about 20 years.

 

[Eusis]

People lived for thousands of years without washing their hands. Why start now?

Because we're becoming better educated on how and why people get sick?

People lived for thousands of years without washing their hands. They also likely had higher rates of illness and disease in the past, though it's not as easy to find a good source on that as I'd like.

 

[sikkinixx]

George Carlin discussed this well

 

[Floridian]

Meh, as long as they have the courtesy to actually flush the toilet and not come to physical contact with me, I don't care what they do afterwards.

Spoiler

Although that is extremely gross

 

[indigo-cyclops]

So what happens if you non-washing barbarians rip some tp, or it gets stuck and you may or may not have wiped shit on your finger. Still walk out with a smile? Fucking gross people. Wash your filth away.

 

[B.O.O.M]

I wanted to punch him when he said that. I want to punch him now

If you do just wash your hands prior so you don't infect him

 

[eot]

People lived for thousands of years without washing their hands. Why start now?

I don't know which is worse, not washing your hands or the way you try to justify it.

 

[LordAzrael]

Y'all have some very high horses. I'm fine, I'll just keep on keeping on. And shaking hands.

 

[Chezzymann]

If people can't see poo on their hands or O157:H7 shredding their insides they don't give a fuck. On a microscopic level it's witchcraft to them.

Same situation as vaccines. It's too small. I don't understand science.
I didn't get sick last time I didn't wash my hands.
I didn't get sick last year without a flu shot.

Fuck it. YOLO.

Yeah, seriously, this. Its the only explanation I can think of for why people think washing your hands after shitting and pissing is "Weird" or "over cleaning"

People lived for thousands of years without washing their hands. Why start now?

You have to be sarcastic. Holy shit. I can feel GAF's collective IQ going down just because of this thread.

 

[Astral]

Do you guys not brush your teeth either?

 

[BPoole]

I don't have time for that, I'm busy. I usually just lick my hands clean on my way out

 

[PartlyCloudlike]

I work in silicon valley at a tech company. At least once a week I see someone leave a stall after obviously having taken a shit, and walk straight out the door. It's the main reason why I even bother using hand sanitizer. I don't want fucking norovirus you dirty motherfucker.

 

[Dyno]

Y'all have some very high horses. I'm fine, I'll just keep on keeping on. And shaking hands.

Just wash your hands. It is very inconsiderate of you to bring your toilet business back into the office and come into contact with people without telling them this. Honestly, everyone around you would want to know that you don't wash your hands. They would want to know that information before they come into contact with you.

 

[Bloodrage]

I'm taking a shit right now. Not sure if I'm going to wash my hands yet.

 

[depths20XX]

On the topic of strange bathroom behavior.

There's this old guy in our office who will just keep flushing the urinal over and over again as he's finishing his wiz. He'll flush it like 3-4 times in succession. Really strange.

 

[Parch]

Just wash your hands. It is very inconsiderate of you to bring your toilet business back into the office and come into contact with people without telling them this. Honestly, everyone around you would want to know that you don't wash your hands. They would want to know that information before they come into contact with you.

Time for public shaming. Let everybody in the workplace know that so-and-so is shitting without washing their hands.

 

[Foxyone]

I guess it's close enough to the topic of the thread, but I just cannot understand people that won't even flush the toilet, for starters. Like half the college students here at a pretty decent school don't flush. I guess they do tend to wash their hands quite a bit though, but nearly everyone uses the automatic hand dryer, which kinda balances out the goodness of handwashing by being nearly loud enough to cause hearing damage.

 

[terrisus]

Time for public shaming. Let everybody in the workplace know that so-and-so is shitting without washing their hands.

Agreed, public shaming is fully deserved in these cases.
That way these people can be avoided, and eventually ostracized.

 

[Parch]

I just cannot understand people that won't even flush the toilet.

Depends. If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. It's a common opinion for those who follow water conservation. Different for urinals as well because the piss isn't dilluted by bowl water. You obviously don't want to wait too long and start having the place smell like piss, but at least water conservation isn't a health issue. Then there's people who don't give a crap about water conservation, even when they're in areas that should.

edit: PS. Don't try and sell your filthy habit of not washing your hands as water conservation.

 

[unholyrevenger72]

Did i get shit on my hands? No, then no need to wash. My immune system is badass, it's the handwashers that get sick all the time from lack of exposure to contagions. I welcome trace amounts of new diseases for i shall defeat it in singles combat, and become that much more powerful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29lF43mUlo

 

[CrazyDude]

Y'all have some very high horses. I'm fine, I'll just keep on keeping on. And shaking hands.

Just make sure to tell the person you want shake hands with that you don't wash your hands after shitting. If you can't do that then start washing your hand.

Did i get shit on my hands? No, then no need to wash. My immune system is badass, it's the handwashers that get sick all the time from lack of exposure to contagions. I welcome trace amounts of new diseases for i shall defeat it in singles combat, and become that much more powerful.

You do get shit on your hand when you wipe. I wash my hands all the time and never get sick. Amazing how that works. Wash your hands.

 

[depths20XX]

This is why we need cameras in stalls. Everyone should be accountable for what they do in there.

 

[LordAzrael]

This is why we need cameras in stalls. Everyone should be accountable for what they do in there.

Holy Hell! Now thats just police state talk!

Also, no i'm not going to tell someone before i shake their hand. Their immune system is probably so weak i'm doing them a solid.

 

[unholyrevenger72]

You do get shit on your hand when you wipe. I wash my hands all the time and never get sick. Amazing how that works. Wash your hands.

Maybe you do, but i don't

 

[shinobi602]

Disgusting if you ask me. I'd flat out to say that to anyone's face. Not sure why cleaning your hands with a bit of soap after urinating and defecating is such a hard thing to do for people.

 

[Kacho]

People who don't wash their hands after going to bathroom are savages and their parents have failed to teach them the basics of personal hygiene.

 

[CrazyDude]

Maybe you do, but i don't

Yes you do, you think that thin toilet paper you use protects your hand.

Holy Hell! Now thats just police state talk!

Also, no i'm not going to tell someone before i shake their hand. Their immune system is probably so weak i'm doing them a solid.

In other words you are an asshole who is too lazy and ashamed to admit to other people that you don't wash your hands.

 

[unholyrevenger72]

Yes you do, you think that thin toilet paper you use protects your hand.

You use a single layer? LOL

 

[Surface of Me]

The neatfreaks ITT are acting literally insane. Do you guys use your phone or laptop while pooping? Do you wash those as well?

 

[CrazyDude]

You use a single layer? LOL

No, I use multiple, I still don't trust in enough.

The neatfreaks ITT are acting literally insane. Do you guys use your phone or laptop while pooping? Do you wash those as well?

No, I don't get constipation.

 

[terrisus]

i'm doing them a solid.

That you are.

 

[Trojita]

I would have no qualms with shaking your hand, only with licking it because there's no custom for licking peoples' hands. I mean, I would have nothing to fear, no harm would be done to me if I shook your unwashed hand.

You have no basic concept of common human behavior and the science of the proliferation of pathogens.

 

[Branduil]

If you don't wash your hands after pooping you're a bad person.

 

[Astral]

The neatfreaks ITT are acting literally insane. Do you guys use your phone or laptop while pooping? Do you wash those as well?

We're not neat freaks. We're just clean. And why would you even do that? GAF will still be in the few minutes it takes you to take a shit and wash your hands.

 

[Lamel]

ITT I imagine a bunch of lazy, slob gaming nerds sitting around with cheeto beards and being too lazy to wash their hands after taking shits. They also have the audacity to tell others how they are right because of stupid ass reasons like "immune system" and "don't overclean". How is you not washing your hands going to help improve your own immune system? IT ALREADY CAME OUT OF YOUR BODY.


There is a difference between a germaphobe and someone who doesn't want to come into contact with smelly, disgusting shit. Are you guys for real?

In all honesty, the real reason is you guys are a bunch of man-babies who are too lazy to wash them.

Man am I disgusted right now.

 

[LordAzrael]

We're not neat freaks. We're just clean. And why would you even do that? GAF will still be in the few minutes it takes you to take a shit and wash your hands.

mind blown. You don't browse the internet on your phone while laying down some coil?

 

[terrisus]

The neatfreaks ITT are acting literally insane. Do you guys use your phone or laptop while pooping? Do you wash those as well?

Umm...
No.

Some of you people should have warning signs around your neck.

 

[GavinUK86]

 

[nel e nel]

Between these folks and anti-vacciners, my hide gets really chapped.

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS AFTER YOU POOP.

http://www.cdc.gov/handwashing/why-handwashing.html

And for my fellow NYCers, wash your hands after using the subway.

 

[Minus_Me]

Public Shaming is the best. Everyone should be the target of public shaming and humiliation at least a few times in their lives.

 

[terrisus]

ITT I imagine a bunch of lazy, slob gaming nerds sitting around with cheeto beards and being too lazy to wash their hands after taking shits. They also have the audacity to tell others how they are right because of stupid ass reasons like "immune system" and "don't overclean". How is you not washing your hands going to help improve your own immune system? IT ALREADY CAME OUT OF YOUR BODY.


There is a difference between a germaphobe and someone who doesn't want to come into contact with smelly, disgusting shit. Are you guys for real?

In all honesty, the real reason is you guys are a bunch of man-babies who are too lazy to wash them.

Man am I disgusted right now.

Seriously, with all the stereotypes around gamers and internet users... and we actually have people like this here.
Disgusting.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

somewhere around shit and piss, generally

lmao