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[RMI]

How do you know when to stop wiping your butt with toilet paper? I use a visible indication of no more shit on the paper.

I guess there's no reason to wash your ass when you take a shower then.

 

[EatinOlives]

How do you know when to stop wiping your butt with toilet paper? I use a visible indication of no more shit on the paper.

What does that have to do with anything?

Newsflash: even without shit on the toilet paper your asshole still has a ton of shit particles. That's why you wear underwear and wash your ass in the shower (except I already know you don't for obvious reasons).

 

[God Dayumm]

How do you know when to stop wiping your butt with toilet paper? I use a visible indication of no more shit on the paper.

That doesn't mean the ass is completely clean, that why we use underwear.

 

[Tragicomedy]

How do you know when to stop wiping your butt with toilet paper? I use a visible indication of no more shit on the paper.

You can wipe your ass forever and still have microscopic particles on it. That's not the point. You are distracting from the issue by comparing apples to oranges.

Your face and your ass don't come in contact with one another during your regular daily behavior (unless you are a freaky contortionist or something). Your hands and your face come in contact with one another all the time. Your hands come in contact with other people's hands. Your hands come in contact with common items that other people will also touch during the day.

Wiping your ass thoroughly after taking a dump is very important for hygiene and so you don't smell like Bigfoot's dick. Washing your hands thoroughly after taking a dump is crucial for your health and that of people around you.

 

[joelseph]

What does that have to do with anything?

Newsflash: even without shit on the toilet paper your asshole still has a ton of shit particles. That's why you wear underwear and wash your ass in the shower (except I already know you don't for obvious reasons).

I rinse my butthole with water using a repurposed watering can after every #2.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Please tell me people aren't defending this :/ Absolutely gross.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

I hope this is how GAF is remembered. Shit Hand Defense Force

 

[Ingeniero]

Thread is fucking unbelievable. What's next, a Smell your five years old encrusted dickcheese defence force?

I had to look up "dickcheese" to understand your post.

Urban Dictionary is something else lol:

A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
"baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya"

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I wash my hands repeatedly and open the doors with a tissue. Don't dare touch the handle with my bare hands.

I don't understand anyone who wouldn't wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Regardless of what they did in there.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

I mean I just read in the Ebola thread that a guy handling an Ebola victims body didn't even wash his hands so I guess I should have expected this.

 

[Dyno]

You know that when you flush a toilet a cloud of feces particles are launched into the air right? So unless you sprint out of the bathroom/stall the second you flush you should probably change your clothes too.

That's why most toliets come with lids. You close the lid AND THEN flush.

The more excuses people make the more their general ignorance is revealed.

 

[terrisus]

What happens when you dribble a little pee on your pants?

Oh, you're one of those?

Do you have brown streaks on your underwear too?

 

[LordAzrael]

Oh, you're one of those?

Do you have brown streaks on your underwear too?

your elitism is showing. sometimes i can't be arsed to change clothing.

 

[Cardigan]

Oh, you're one of those?

Do you have brown streaks on your underwear too?

LOL, you're telling me you've never had a pee stain?

 

[reckless]

Its disgusting how people try to defend not washing their hands.

 

[Dyno]

your elitism is showing. sometimes i can't be arsed to change clothing.

You are a great troll. Fun thread.

 

[terrisus]

also Myth Busters did a segment on the poo particle thing and found the particles were even on their toothbrushes (regardless of location within the bathroom). You're literally brushing your teeth with microscopic shit.

You don't wash your toothbrush before using it?

LOL, you're telling me you've never had a pee stain?

No.
I properly clean myself.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

How do you know when to stop wiping your butt with toilet paper? I use a visible indication of no more shit on the paper.

That's because it gets enough of it that it doesn't smear anything on your underwear. You still have shit particles in that area after you wipe. Wiping doesn't mean your butthole is squeaky clean. That's part of the reason we wash our ass.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

You don't wash your toothbrush before using it?

I don't even keep my toothbrush in the bathroom.

 

[terrisus]

"You're a germaphobe if you wash your hands after taking a shit"

The words of a disgusting slob trying his hardest to justify disgusting slob behavior.

"If you get bothered by this how come you don't get bothered by [insert anything else here]"

1) Slippery slope fallacy. 2) None of these (and I mean none, none of what anyone has said to [insert anything else here]) even remotely come close to having piss and shit in your hands.

"You walk into a bathroom with piss and shit particles!!!"

Yes, in the air, and when you inhale it your nose filters it out. There's a vast difference between inhaling shit particles and actually having them smeared on your hands.

"People went ages without washing hands just fine!"

Yes, back when people didn't live for longer than 25 years.

"I'm just building my immune system, and so are you!"

There's hundreds, if not thousands, of ways to build up your immune system without literally having shit and piss in your hands.

This is a very good summary of this thread.

I don't even keep my toothbrush in the bathroom.

Well, yeah, that's even better.
But I mean for the people who would be bothered by the statement I had replied to.

 

[Andrew.]

No.
I properly clean myself.

terriskidmark

 

[Wolfe]

You don't wash your toothbrush before using it?

I let the dishwasher take care of that task.

 

[Cardigan]

You don't wash your toothbrush before using it?




No.
I properly clean myself.

You seem like a pretty cool guy.

You guys would probably add a couple of years to your life if you stopped worrying so much about maintaining absolute cleanliness. You touch so much nasty shit that you're unaware of in your daily interactions. Ignorance is bliss.

 

[studyguy]

tbh I used to swim in this agriculture run off moat looking thing with my cousins when I was a kid while I stayed and my abuelito's ranch. Pretty sure I swam in shit at some point there, if not human then animal or other pesticides.

Poop dust can't be any worse.

 

[Mechanized]

That's why most toliets come with lids. You close the lid AND THEN flush.

The excuses people make the more their general ignorance is revealed.

I think you should have read my followup post dawg.

Most public toilets do not have lids. And there are no excuses here, I wash my hands.

 

[lazer_bean]

You seem like a pretty cool guy.

You guys would probably add a couple of years to your life if you stopped worrying so much about maintaining absolute cleanliness. You touch so much nasty shit that you're unaware of in your daily interactions. Ignorance is bliss.

it's not absolute cleanliness, it's basic hygiene

 

[terrisus]

Missed this reply earlier.

Oh, you're one of those?

Do you have brown streaks on your underwear too?

your elitism is showing. sometimes i can't be arsed to change clothing.

Alright, I'm seriously disgusted by some people in here.

 

[velociraptor]

How do you know when to stop wiping your butt with toilet paper? I use a visible indication of no more shit on the paper.

1. Dry wipe
2. Wet wipe
3. Have a shower

 

[terrisus]

You seem like a pretty cool guy.

You guys would probably add a couple of years to your life if you stopped worrying so much about maintaining absolute cleanliness. You touch so much nasty shit that you're unaware of in your daily interactions. Ignorance is bliss.

---->

Because the only way to build up an immune system is exchanging feces with other people.

And, I'm going to die early from either another stroke or my cancer coming back, I don't think I have to worry about that.
It doesn't mean I want people's feces on me in the meantime.

 

[Belfast]

Take comfort in the fact that they wont live as long and be sick more often than hygenic people.

Have fun when bacteria becomes resistant to all your antibiotic hand wash. A certain degree of dirtiness is not bad for your immune system.

 

[Lamel]

How do you know when to stop wiping your butt with toilet paper? I use a visible indication of no more shit on the paper.

"If I can't see it there must be nothing there!"

Lol...

Have fun when bacteria becomes resistant to all your antibiotic hand wash. A certain degree of dirtiness is not bad for your immune system.

Yeah, but you already have so much exposure to microorganisms in your day to day life that having shit hands isn't going to improve your immune system, it is just going to spread more filth everywhere.

 

[ElectricKaibutsu]

You know, Typhoid Mary didn't wash her hands after pooping and people died. Just wash your damn hands.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Have fun when bacteria becomes resistant to all your antibiotic hand wash. A certain degree of dirtiness is not bad for your immune system.

Stop saying this. We have plenty of ways that test our immune system every day. We don't need to intentionally do dirty things in order to test our immune system.

 

[Cardigan]

Did the ass eating thread receive such a strong response from the clean freaks as well? I'm seriously curious how a lot of people in this thread have oral sex.

 

[terrisus]

Have fun when bacteria becomes resistant to all your antibiotic hand wash. A certain degree of dirtiness is not bad for your immune system.

---->

Because the only way to build up an immune system is exchanging feces with other people.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Have fun when bacteria becomes resistant to all your antibiotic hand wash. A certain degree of dirtiness is not bad for your immune system.

You can use regular soap and hot water. This is not a valid argument in defense of not washing your hands after a BOWEL movement. If your parents taught you this was ok they failed you...

Pro-poop fingers in this thread: Want good bacteria eat yogurt. Not have shitty hands. Were you people raised in a barn?

 

[Lamel]

Did the ass eating thread receive such a strong response from the clean freaks as well? I'm seriously curious how a lot of people in this thread have oral sex.

Yeah in fact a lot of people were disgusted by it, but it was established that the best way to do that was to thoroughly wash the asshole first. But I guess if you are okay with having shit on your hands you'd go down on a dirty asshole too.

For oral I would hope people keep good hygiene down there.

 

[studyguy]

A friend of mine says he takes a shower whenever he poops. I can't imagine the hassle there.

 

[lazer_bean]

Did the ass eating thread receive such a strong response from the clean freaks as well? I'm seriously curious how a lot of people in this thread have oral sex.

with their mouth

 

[ElectricKaibutsu]

A friend of mine says he takes a shower whenever he poops. I can't imagine the hassle there.

Wow, he should get a bidet or something.

 

[studyguy]

with their mouth

Yeah

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Did the ass eating thread receive such a strong response from the clean freaks as well? I'm seriously curious how a lot of people in this thread have oral sex.

The only people you're effecting by eating someone's ass are yours and whoever wants to get their ass eaten. Not washing your hands effects people who don't want to have gross shit all over their hands.

I don't care what you do with someone who is agreeing to do it with you, I have a problem with me, someone who doesn't want to touch shitty hands, unknowingly coming in contact with this because you don't want to clean yourself properly.

 

[Cardigan]

with their mouth

Don't matter how clean the anus or vagina is, you're still gonna come in contact with the "particles" people are so afraid of.

 

[Parch]

The difference between hands and underwear is that people do not rub their dirty underwear all over their workmate's desk items.

Well, at least I hope they don't.

 

[Five]

I forget to wash in most cases. I don't really spend a lot of time thinking about what's on my hands unless the texture is significantly different (wet or sticky) or they smell badly, which they will if I've accidentally gotten a significant amount of fecal matter on them that couldn't wipe off.

If there's a different texture or smell on my hands, then the easiest way to put that out of mind is to wash them. I'm not doing it because I care about being clean, but because I care about not being distracted by the unusual sensation.

My dad is one of those people who aren't a germaphobe, just a clean freak, so he tried to raise me to wash my hands and brush my teeth more than once a day, and take a shower every day, but that's just too much work. I don't care if it's better. It's not enough better to be worth the work. It's barely better, and a lot more work.

 

[lazer_bean]

Don't matter how clean the anus or vagina is, you're still gonna come in contact with the "particles" people are so afraid of.

it only goes to show that they're not afraid of those particles.
you don't get it. And you don't get hygiene . Hell, you don't get jokes either

 

[reckless]

I forget to wash in most cases. I don't really spend a lot of time thinking about what's on my hands unless the texture is significantly different (wet or sticky) or they smell badly, which they will if I've accidentally gotten a significant amount of fecal matter on them that couldn't wipe off.

If there's a different texture or smell on my hands, then the easiest way to put that out of mind is to wash them. I'm not doing it because I care about being clean, but because I care about not being distracted by the unusual sensation.

My dad is one of those people who aren't a germaphobe, just a clean freak, so he tried to raise me to wash my hands and brush my teeth more than once a day, and take a shower every day, but that's just too much work. I don't care if it's better. It's not enough better to be worth the work. It's barely better, and a lot more work.

Its really not that hard to remember to wash your hands after touching your ass...
Washing your hands and showering at least once a day isn't being a 'clean freak' its just minimum hygiene .

 

[terrisus]

I forget to wash in most cases.

How do you "forget to wash?"

I mean, if male, do you "forget" to zip up your fly?

 

[mullet2000]

I had to look up "dickcheese" to understand your post.

Urban Dictionary is something else lol:

Wait, HOLD UP.

I thought "dick cheese" was smegma.

 

[Eusis]

The biggest point the pro-wash side is ignoring is that you don't get any fecal smears on your hands if you are using the bathroom correctly. In fact, they are so defensive, they spin it the opposite direction.

As if our bowels always operate ideally! Nevermind crap tissue paper or plain old freak incidents.

How do you know when to stop wiping your butt with toilet paper? I use a visible indication of no more shit on the paper.

Good thing we don't use our butts for handling objects or greeting people. Or making food.