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What is it with people who take a shit and not wash their hands?

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how do you know he was taking a shit? did you listen?

if you walk in a restroom and you see someone's feet facing the door...

edit: just read through the replies here and OH MY GOD!!!! you gotta be kidding me. bunch of nasty ass mofos here, im done, im done.
 

terrisus

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enigmatic_alex44

Whenever a game uses "middleware," I expect mediocrity. Just see how poor TLOU looks.
I just..... I can't with the non-hand-washing-defense-force. Am I surprised that there is even a defense force for not washing your hands after a #2? No, I've been here long enough.

I wash my hands like 20 times a day because of people like that. If I so much as TOUCH an elevator button at work, my next stop when I get off is to the bathroom to wash my hands, use a paper towel to turn off faucet (or did, we upgraded to motion sensor taps thank God) then another paper towel to touch the door handle with on my way out. Because you know damn well that other people's shit stains and pee residue is all over the elevator buttons and door handles. I work in an office building which should be classier, the general public doesn't use our bathrooms and STILL I've witnessed the poop'n'dash multiple times. I then memorize your face and avoid all contact.
 
Don't matter how clean the anus or vagina is, you're still gonna come in contact with the "particles" people are so afraid of.
Holy shit, people aren't afraid of them, they just don't try to intentionally be dirty by not having basic hygiene. You're right, the only way you can have any sort of oral sex is to resign to the fact that it might not be the cleanest thing in the world.

But there is an upside to oral sex. It makes you feel good, and it can make other people feel good. Not to mention, oral sex should be agreed upon before happening, which means both people are agreeing to the dirtiness, unlike your handshakes and whatever else you touch.

There is no upside to walking around having shit particles on your hands. That's just someone being lazy and dirty and subjecting that dirtiness to people who have no intention of getting your filth on them.
 

studyguy

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Next time I head to the bathroom, I'm gonna not wash. Then pet my dog. Maybe handle a basket ball too. Go out to Gamestop and grip one of those tester units. Gonna go out and find Kristen Stewart and shake her hand while I'm at it as well.

Then I'm gonna make a sandwhich by hand and eat it.
Expect a new case of Ebola in California by Monday guys.
 

br3wnor

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I very rarely shit in public stalls (Like less than 5 times a year), but whether I'm shitting at home or in public, I cannot leave w/out washing my hands, almost to an OCD level. It's probably the most pleasurable hand washing I do, I would feel so disgusting leaving w/out doing it.

My ideal is to shower after I shit though, which I do probably half the time.
 

terrisus

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Side note: I hate those water spouts where just a few tiny jets of water come out, as opposed to a steady flow of water

Extra hate: I really hate those sinks where you have to push down a button to get the water to come out, and the water will stop coming out soon after you let go of the button.


Don't give me that nonsense about "water conservation" - I'm convinced that when the two are combined, the place literally wants people to get feces all over everything.




Because im lazy and I dont give a fuck.

Docpan
My picture is in the dictionary under douchebag.
 

Docpan

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The only people who see me shitting in the stall then walking out are strangers, and why care what they think?

Deadlines, places to go, money to make etc

All that matters is the look you present. Live like a pig all you want, what matters is the bottom line.
 

enigmatic_alex44

Whenever a game uses "middleware," I expect mediocrity. Just see how poor TLOU looks.
Side note: I hate those water spouts where just a few tiny jets of water come out, as opposed to a steady flow of water

Extra hate: I really hate those sinks where you have to push down a button to get the water to come out, and the water will stop coming out soon after you let go of the button.

same, it just adds another step for me where I have to use paper towel (to press the button)
 

Five

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Its really not that hard to remember to wash your hands after touching your ass...
Washing your hands and showering at least once a day isn't being a 'clean freak' its just minimum hygiene .

I think you care a lot more about hygiene than I and others do, so what minimum is or what's forgettable and what's not are different for you and for me.

I forget to wash my hands not in the sense that I forget to be clean, but in the sense that I forget it's expected of me. I'm already clean enough, and don't have the urge to further purify my body.

How do you "forget to wash?"

I mean, if male, do you "forget" to zip up your fly?

That happens two or three times a week, yes.
 

ahoyhoy

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Lived right next to the hall bathroom Freshman year of college. Had a suspicion my roommate never washed his hands so I just listened to the time between the time the toilet flushed and the bathroom door swung open.

"Did you take a shit and not wash your hands?"

"uhh.. yeah?"

"You know that's fucking disgusting, right?"

Dude was touching my Wavebirds and everything. No tolerance.
 

reckless

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I think you care a lot more about hygiene than I and others do, so what minimum is or what's forgettable and what's not are different for you and for me.

I forget to wash my hands not in the sense that I forget to be clean, but in the sense that I forget it's expected of me. I'm already clean enough, and don't have the urge to further purify my body.



That happens two or three times a week, yes.

No that's is pretty much the minimum to be somewhat clean. You aren't 'already clean enough' if you dont wash your hands after taking a shit. That's why its expected and required.
Jesus christ it takes 30 extra seconds not to be disgusting is it really that hard?
 
What, and have to touch a bacteria-laden public faucet to turn it off after using the sink? No dice, solitaire.

Everyone knows you gotta wash your hands with the post-flush toilet water.

Git gud @ #highjean #hands-free
 

Xe4

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It feels like people in this thread have never met an actual clean freak. There are actual people who clean obsessively, and those who wash their hands after pooping are not them.
 

Five

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You might want to consider doing something about that >.>

Yeah, I know, but it's probably going to take a traumatic experience (or at least someone mentioning it to me before I notice it myself) before I make a concerted effort to remember every time. It's part of the routine, of course, but sometimes I get distracted by whatever I'm going to do next or whatever game I'm playing and forget to zip. Most of my skinny jeans are double buttoned, so they stay well closed anyhow.

No that's is pretty much the minimum to be somewhat clean. You aren't 'already clean enough' if you dont wash your hands after taking a shit. That's why its expected and required.
Jesus christ it takes 30 extra seconds not to be disgusting is it really that hard?

You've misspoken again because of something fundamental that we disagree upon. I don't see it as disgusting. You probably don't either unless you're consciously aware of it, although I'm trying not to put words in your mouth.

Visible shit? Disgusting. Lingering smell? A little gross. Wet piss? It's probably just water. Invisible, unsmellable fecal or urine particles? I don't care even a little bit.
 

Friggz

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I was in the bathroom at work about 2 weeks ago and some guy strolls out of the stall after blowing it up, goes up to the sink, makes a cup with his hands, proceeds to fill said cup hands with water from faucet and then slosh the water around in his mouth.

If i had eaten lunch, it would have come up.
 

terrisus

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I was in the bathroom at work about 2 weeks ago and some guy strolls out of the stall after blowing it up, goes up to the sink, makes a cup with his hands, proceeds to fill said cup hands with water from faucet

After having read this, I was expecting something about him just not doing a good job washing his hands.


and then slosh the water around in his mouth.

I was not expecting this.


If i had eaten lunch, it would have come up.

I would have at least gagged.
 
You wash your hands after going to the bathroom, whether number 1 or 2.

If you don't, that's disgusting. If you're defending it, don't, because it's disgusting.
 

reckless

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You've misspoken again because of something fundamental that we disagree upon. I don't see it as disgusting. You probably don't either unless you're consciously aware of it, although I'm trying not to put words in your mouth.

Visible shit? Disgusting. Lingering smell? A little gross. Wet piss? It's probably just water. Invisible, unsmellable fecal or urine particles? I don't care even a little bit.
No I see it as disgusting since you have shit on your hands and that causes actual health problems, why the hell do you think that people that work with food are required by law to wash their hands?
 
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