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What is it with people who take a shit and not wash their hands?
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Mammoth Jones
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How does me eating my wife's pussy mean it's cool for another grown ass adult to not wash their hands after taking a hot shit?
Altered Juice
Member
if you walk in a restroom and you see someone's feet facing the door...
edit: just read through the replies here and OH MY GOD!!!! you gotta be kidding me. bunch of nasty ass mofos here, im done, im done.
mullet2000
Member
It's the same thing, man.
enigmatic_alex44
Whenever a game uses "middleware," I expect mediocrity. Just see how poor TLOU looks.
I just..... I can't with the non-hand-washing-defense-force. Am I surprised that there is even a defense force for not washing your hands after a #2? No, I've been here long enough.
I wash my hands like 20 times a day because of people like that. If I so much as TOUCH an elevator button at work, my next stop when I get off is to the bathroom to wash my hands, use a paper towel to turn off faucet (or did, we upgraded to motion sensor taps thank God) then another paper towel to touch the door handle with on my way out. Because you know damn well that other people's shit stains and pee residue is all over the elevator buttons and door handles. I work in an office building which should be classier, the general public doesn't use our bathrooms and STILL I've witnessed the poop'n'dash multiple times. I then memorize your face and avoid all contact.
I wash my hands like 20 times a day because of people like that. If I so much as TOUCH an elevator button at work, my next stop when I get off is to the bathroom to wash my hands, use a paper towel to turn off faucet (or did, we upgraded to motion sensor taps thank God) then another paper towel to touch the door handle with on my way out. Because you know damn well that other people's shit stains and pee residue is all over the elevator buttons and door handles. I work in an office building which should be classier, the general public doesn't use our bathrooms and STILL I've witnessed the poop'n'dash multiple times. I then memorize your face and avoid all contact.
Zen_Arcade
Banned
Holy shit, people aren't afraid of them, they just don't try to intentionally be dirty by not having basic hygiene. You're right, the only way you can have any sort of oral sex is to resign to the fact that it might not be the cleanest thing in the world.
But there is an upside to oral sex. It makes you feel good, and it can make other people feel good. Not to mention, oral sex should be agreed upon before happening, which means both people are agreeing to the dirtiness, unlike your handshakes and whatever else you touch.
There is no upside to walking around having shit particles on your hands. That's just someone being lazy and dirty and subjecting that dirtiness to people who have no intention of getting your filth on them.
Next time I head to the bathroom, I'm gonna not wash. Then pet my dog. Maybe handle a basket ball too. Go out to Gamestop and grip one of those tester units. Gonna go out and find Kristen Stewart and shake her hand while I'm at it as well.
Then I'm gonna make a sandwhich by hand and eat it.
Expect a new case of Ebola in California by Monday guys.
Then I'm gonna make a sandwhich by hand and eat it.
Expect a new case of Ebola in California by Monday guys.
SimpleGamer
Member
That's just too perfect.
I very rarely shit in public stalls (Like less than 5 times a year), but whether I'm shitting at home or in public, I cannot leave w/out washing my hands, almost to an OCD level. It's probably the most pleasurable hand washing I do, I would feel so disgusting leaving w/out doing it.
My ideal is to shower after I shit though, which I do probably half the time.
My ideal is to shower after I shit though, which I do probably half the time.
Mammoth Jones
Member
Only filthy people looking to justify their nastiness would think they're even remotely the same, lol.
terrisus
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Side note: I hate those water spouts where just a few tiny jets of water come out, as opposed to a steady flow of water
Extra hate: I really hate those sinks where you have to push down a button to get the water to come out, and the water will stop coming out soon after you let go of the button.
Don't give me that nonsense about "water conservation" - I'm convinced that when the two are combined, the place literally wants people to get feces all over everything.
Docpan
My picture is in the dictionary under douchebag.
Extra hate: I really hate those sinks where you have to push down a button to get the water to come out, and the water will stop coming out soon after you let go of the button.
Don't give me that nonsense about "water conservation" - I'm convinced that when the two are combined, the place literally wants people to get feces all over everything.
Docpan
My picture is in the dictionary under douchebag.
Mammoth Jones
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Gross.
Ingeniero
Member
What a disgrace.
mullet2000
Member
Why not just wear a diaper then? You wouldn't even have to get up and walk to the restroom to take a shit!!
Sounds awesome to me!
MilkLizard
Member
Massive Duck. C.M.
Banned
Admitted shit leavers should be triangulated and have WHO and CDC troops sent to their homes for purification
Larogue
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enigmatic_alex44
Whenever a game uses "middleware," I expect mediocrity. Just see how poor TLOU looks.
same, it just adds another step for me where I have to use paper towel (to press the button)
Massive Duck. C.M.
Banned
There is no justifying your fecal armor
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Literally everyone.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
This is how disease spreads.
Massive Duck. C.M.
Banned
I think you care a lot more about hygiene than I and others do, so what minimum is or what's forgettable and what's not are different for you and for me.
I forget to wash my hands not in the sense that I forget to be clean, but in the sense that I forget it's expected of me. I'm already clean enough, and don't have the urge to further purify my body.
That happens two or three times a week, yes.
terrisus
Member
You might want to consider doing something about that >.>
Lived right next to the hall bathroom Freshman year of college. Had a suspicion my roommate never washed his hands so I just listened to the time between the time the toilet flushed and the bathroom door swung open.
"Did you take a shit and not wash your hands?"
"uhh.. yeah?"
"You know that's fucking disgusting, right?"
Dude was touching my Wavebirds and everything. No tolerance.
"Did you take a shit and not wash your hands?"
"uhh.. yeah?"
"You know that's fucking disgusting, right?"
Dude was touching my Wavebirds and everything. No tolerance.
TheOohChild
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growing up we only had fancy soaps in the powder room. savage life
No that's is pretty much the minimum to be somewhat clean. You aren't 'already clean enough' if you dont wash your hands after taking a shit. That's why its expected and required.
Jesus christ it takes 30 extra seconds not to be disgusting is it really that hard?
Blargonaut
Banned
What, and have to touch a bacteria-laden public faucet to turn it off after using the sink? No dice, solitaire.
Everyone knows you gotta wash your hands with the post-flush toilet water.
Git gud @ #highjean #hands-free
Everyone knows you gotta wash your hands with the post-flush toilet water.
Git gud @ #highjean #hands-free
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
do people not wash their hands after masturbating? is anyone going to defend that?
Yeah, I know, but it's probably going to take a traumatic experience (or at least someone mentioning it to me before I notice it myself) before I make a concerted effort to remember every time. It's part of the routine, of course, but sometimes I get distracted by whatever I'm going to do next or whatever game I'm playing and forget to zip. Most of my skinny jeans are double buttoned, so they stay well closed anyhow.
You've misspoken again because of something fundamental that we disagree upon. I don't see it as disgusting. You probably don't either unless you're consciously aware of it, although I'm trying not to put words in your mouth.
Visible shit? Disgusting. Lingering smell? A little gross. Wet piss? It's probably just water. Invisible, unsmellable fecal or urine particles? I don't care even a little bit.
Truly the question of our generation.
jetpacks was yes
Member
Where do all of you guys who choose not to wash your hands after pooping live? Genuinely curious.
terrisus
Member
I figured that was kind of the unspoken elephant in the room, as it were.
I was in the bathroom at work about 2 weeks ago and some guy strolls out of the stall after blowing it up, goes up to the sink, makes a cup with his hands, proceeds to fill said cup hands with water from faucet and then slosh the water around in his mouth.
If i had eaten lunch, it would have come up.
If i had eaten lunch, it would have come up.
Mammoth Jones
Member
terrisus
Member
After having read this, I was expecting something about him just not doing a good job washing his hands.
I was not expecting this.
I would have at least gagged.
The Librarian
Banned
You wash your hands after going to the bathroom, whether number 1 or 2.
If you don't, that's disgusting. If you're defending it, don't, because it's disgusting.
If you don't, that's disgusting. If you're defending it, don't, because it's disgusting.
No I see it as disgusting since you have shit on your hands and that causes actual health problems, why the hell do you think that people that work with food are required by law to wash their hands?
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