You probably huff more of your cubemate Doris' shitty fart particles than you'll ever know.
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What is it with people who take a shit and not wash their hands?
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You probably huff more of your cubemate Doris' shitty fart particles than you'll ever know.
My post didn't imply anything. My post wasn't intended to indicate that I wash my hands.
My post asked a question because everyone keeps mentioning they have shit on their hands.
This isn't Inception, there's no need to go deeper.
maybe some of you non-hand washers would notice if you washed your hands, but in the US at least there is a sign in most restaurant bathrooms that says "Employees must wash hands before returning to work." Now I'm not 100% sure, but I'm pretty damn sure that's a government mandate to keep people like you from getting your goddamned shit hands all over food they're serving to the general public, because in general the front end of the human digestive system needs to avoid the back end to keep you from getting sick. Even in primitive culture where running water doesn't exist and there is no concept of microorganisms people are smart enough to wipe with one hand and eat with the other one. Maybe think about the people you're going to be getting your shit all over the next time you leave the bathroom without washing your hands.
What's the big deal with that? It's not like I piss on my hands or rub the head while doing it.
unholyrevenger72
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The lid is for home bathrooms in which things have a higher probability of falling in, and for when after you use it and discover the toilet isn't working.
Tragicomedy
Member
In other words, your post was completely meaningless. Gotcha!
unholyrevenger72
Banned
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
you dont touch your dick when you piss?
you dont touch your pubes or give your balls a little itch while you have them hanging out?
i don't care if you like to eat your pubes or smell your dick hands in your own time. just wash your hands after you take a piss or shit when you are anywhere you interact with people
you want to touch my hands after i rub my balls after taking a piss? also, how do i know you don't, just because you say you don't?
"I just took a piss and didn't wash my hands, but don't worry i didn't touch my dick or balls. wanna shake hands?"
If that's how you want to save yourself sure.
Woffls
Member
Again, extent is a thing.
Well two people independently came to the same conclusion. I assume nobody here literally shits on their hands, but after reading this thread I might have to rethink that one. Eww.
Do you feel the same way about people that scratch their scalp without washing their hands?
I actually have to imagine your genitals being there are more of an issue than the drop of pee. Which is actually something else, I recall hearing urine DOES come out as sterile so while it doesn't stay that way at least there's a logic to just rinsing after a piss (though I still wash because of what I said before and that it's more or less harmless to do so), but this defense of taking a shit then not only not washing but adamantly refusing to do so and calling people who do "germaphobes"... if those of you claiming that aren't just trolling what the fucking hell is wrong with you!?
And seriously, smell your hands after you wipe. They probably literally smell shitty. And in regards to particles floating in the air: I imagine that at best they may not carry the bacteria with them, at worst they do but fewer numbers so you're still cutting down as much as you can. Hand washing is less eliminating the problem for real and more damage control, and in that regard you give your body some exposure but reduce it so your immune system is less likely to get overrun and instead strengthens itself properly.
This is actually probably part of why hand washing every so often is just a good idea, little bits of junk get there over time and sometimes the hands just need a "refresh." Right after going to the bathroom is just a convenient time in that it got hit by a ton at once and you need to go sooner or later anyway.
I don't know, I don't go to the toilet to massage my balls dude
Kacho
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No because I don't wipe my ass with my iPad in hand.
I would at the very least avoid physical contact with him.
If he's not willing to change his disgusting ways and do one very easy and unselfish act then he's probably not worth being friends with to be honest.
LordAzrael
Banned
wow getting rowdy in the washing your hands thread. It doesn't affect you guys, let me be free.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
should i not?
do you want to shake my hands immediately after i take a piss at the urinal? yes or no.
I'll make sure to smell my hand next time. I do wash my hands after dropping a deuce, but some people in here defending the hand washing are acting like total control freaks.
If we interact with you at all then yes it fucking does.
But you're (hopefully) just a troll, so perhaps I really should just ignore your posts here.
I have to imagine most of us (myself included) don't normally act THIS strongly or think to be. It's more that it's brought to our attention, some defend full on "don't wash even after a crap", and make us go what the hell.
no it fucking does affect other people. that's the point.
Depends how clean your dick his
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
let me tell you something, there's a standardized approach to knowing how clean someones hand/dick is
if they wash their hands after they use the bathroom.
you dont have to worry about how clean someone's dick is, then. how about that?
RoadHazard
Gold Member
Man, there's a lot of filthy people here. Well, I don't mind as long as you're not shaking my hand! Still don't understand the mindset, but yeah.
unholyrevenger72
Banned
Why? being your best friend you've come into physical with him before and you thought nothing of it when thought he was clean. Any one who demands another person to change to maintain a friendship isn't worth being a friend with either.
thiscoldblack
Unconfirmed Member
I have a mental list of all co-workers who do this, so I will not shake their hands or touch their keyboards if that time ever comes.
the sad truth is that they've already manhandled every common item in your workplace with their shit-hands though. I'm thankful that I wear latex gloves at my work for exactly this reason.
What if they try and give you a massage?
LordAzrael
Banned
It's okay if they aren't male.
Wolfe
Member
Not on public toilets bro (at least the majority of them), also Myth Busters did a segment on the poo particle thing and found the particles were even on their toothbrushes (regardless of location within the bathroom). You're literally brushing your teeth with microscopic shit.
While I agree with people being too paranoid about germs in general, I would also argue that it's at the very least a common courtesy to others around you to wash your hands after using the bathroom. In your own house do your thing and knock yourself out, whatever floats your boat, but in public you should act as though you give a shit about interacting with others within a society.
I wash my hands every time but I'm not going to act like touching the skin of my dick for a couple seconds (assuming I didn't pee on myself) is getting my hands any dirtier than any of the other objects or surfaces I interact with on a daily basis would. I bath on a daily basis, sometimes twice a day if the circumstances called for it, but as I said there's also the common courtesy aspect. I also wash my hands after using the bathroom at home but that doesn't change my views on the matter.
I can still remember one of the most odd instances I saw in a public bathroom was while working at Nintendo. I walk into the bathroom to piss while I waited for my pizza to be cooked (during lunch time at the cafe "Mario") and I see this dude already at one of the stalls pissing, he finishes up and then goes out of his way to awkwardly lift his foot up to flush it with his shoe. At this point I'm thinking the guys a shithead, using the bottom of his dirty ass shoe that's now been standing likely in dried piss to flush the urinal/touch the handle when he could/should wash his hands right after anyway. Then the dickhead zips up and walks straight out and now it all made sense.
I hope you're reading this you dirty lazy uncourteous shithead employee of Nintendo of America, cause I'm calling you out.
You can get pink eye from someone farting on a pillow.
The next time you're at a hotel I'd take a moment to think about how many farts your pillow has likely soaked up in its lifetime.
Mammoth Jones
Member
100% truth. You're a germaphobe if you wash your fucking hands now? LMAO. Holy shit.
People are gross.
Kacho
Gold Member
yo...
Don't they wash the pillow covers though, or do the cleaners leave a complimentary fart on each pillow?
They wash the covers but a fart can penetrate the surface and linger in the core of the pillow.
Woffls
Member
Hopefully the fart is just trapped there, in some banished fart realm of feathers.
This thread is killing me. This is gold.
The fart doesn't really go anywhere until a head is pressed on it, then it slowly releases the bottled up ass air as you slowly breathe it in and rub it in your hair and on your face.
It's actually not that bad if you can just imagine your favorite celebrity farting on that pillow before you instead of a really gross random stranger.
EatinOlives
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"You're a germaphobe if you wash your hands after taking a shit"
The words of a disgusting slob trying his hardest to justify disgusting slob behavior.
"If you get bothered by this how come you don't get bothered by [insert anything else here]"
1) Slippery slope fallacy. 2) None of these (and I mean none, none of what anyone has said to [insert anything else here]) even remotely come close to having piss and shit in your hands.
"You walk into a bathroom with piss and shit particles!!!"
Yes, in the air, and when you inhale it your nose filters it out. There's a vast difference between inhaling shit particles and actually having them smeared on your hands.
"People went ages without washing hands just fine!"
Yes, back when people didn't live for longer than 25 years.
"I'm just building my immune system, and so are you!"
There's hundreds, if not thousands, of ways to build up your immune system without literally having shit and piss in your hands.
The words of a disgusting slob trying his hardest to justify disgusting slob behavior.
"If you get bothered by this how come you don't get bothered by [insert anything else here]"
1) Slippery slope fallacy. 2) None of these (and I mean none, none of what anyone has said to [insert anything else here]) even remotely come close to having piss and shit in your hands.
"You walk into a bathroom with piss and shit particles!!!"
Yes, in the air, and when you inhale it your nose filters it out. There's a vast difference between inhaling shit particles and actually having them smeared on your hands.
"People went ages without washing hands just fine!"
Yes, back when people didn't live for longer than 25 years.
"I'm just building my immune system, and so are you!"
There's hundreds, if not thousands, of ways to build up your immune system without literally having shit and piss in your hands.
The biggest point the pro-wash side is ignoring is that you don't get any fecal smears on your hands if you are using the bathroom correctly. In fact, they are so defensive, they spin it the opposite direction.
Tragicomedy
Member
Nice try, bud.
Nah, clearly we lack basic comprehension of the English language. His writing was perfectly clear, and didn't completely misrepresent his position in this thread. He didn't proceed to backpedal and dismiss the fact that his words led two unconnected people to draw the same conclusion. We are wrong.
EatinOlives
Member
1) lol "pro-wash side", as if this were some 50/50 controversy. There isn't one. There's people who wash their hands and people who don't.
2) Just because you don't get visible smears doesn't mean your hands are clean. You're exhibiting some 2nd-grade levels of basic personal hygiene. "My hands look clean, therefore they must be!"
How do you know when to stop wiping your butt with toilet paper? I use a visible indication of no more shit on the paper.
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