Putonahappyface
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I haven't loved a console as much as the PS5 since the Dreamcast… first one since then that feels like it is capable of stuff that a PC isn't. But my GOD, WTF were they thinking with the aesthetics!!! Ugly as hell.
Oops left out this beauty shot.
Bo_Hazem
Banned
Connificent
Al Pachinko, Konami President
STARSBarry
Gold Member
I mean it was designed to look like a man bending over and spreading his anal cavity... I'm not joking look up the N-Gages connection to goatse... and if you don't know what goatse is well... yeah...
93xfan
Banned
SNES looks great. Fantastic aystemPS5 may be the winner, but the US SNES still offends me.
Someone thought the original design lacked in the radical department, so they made a more EXTREME version for the 'MERICA market. One of the ugly sins of the 90's along with renaming Megadrive to Genesis.
DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
Hey, it may be ugly, but tech and fun wise, it blows away the black and white pong/light gun console I had in 1977! Still though, good call… but I still think the PS5 is uglier.The Telstar Arcade (1977)
Owning this bad boy guarantees that no woman (original or fake) will touch that tiny pecker of yours.
Other than the colors, I always thought it looked fine. Nowhere near as bad-ass as the v1 Genesis, but fine. But the colors, good god, wtf.
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
I had a purple GameCube too.
Stick it to the side of your GameCube and have yourself a good time
It's all in the wrist
Member
The DS. The DS Lite looks so, so much better.
Regarding the Genesis/Mega Drive, no way. I was a Genesis early adopter (pre-Sonic) and when I discovered it was called Mega Drive in Japan and across the pond I couldn't believe they had chosen such a kiddy sounding name.PS5 may be the winner, but the US SNES still offends me.
Someone thought the original design lacked in the radical department, so they made a more EXTREME version for the 'MERICA market. One of the ugly sins of the 90's along with renaming Megadrive to Genesis.
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Putonahappyface
Gold Member
I'm on the fence with this one.
Good god that looks uglier than my asshole after a night of Tequila and tacos.Famicom though looked pretty tidy like a suit.
Having the controllers sitting on the console was pretty neat.
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
George Foreman grill PS3
8BiTw0LF
Consoomer
It's like ALMOST kick-ass, but the red (and the lines in the red block) just sinks it.I'm on the fence with this one.
Mr Reasonable
Completely Unreasonable
Obviously from a different era, but looks pretty cool imo.
legacy24
Member
console screams corporate.
no soul, passion or creativity whatsoever
TGO
Hype Train conductor. Works harder than it steams.
Nope, that shit was ugly and cheap, literally cheap.
PS5 looks better in person, kinda like the PS3 Slim, Which I think still looks nice now
Pictures don't do it justice
Bo_Hazem
Banned
8BiTw0LF
Consoomer
Banjo64
cumsessed
Yeah that's an ugly bastard too.
I own the PS5 and it looks and feels like a cheap slapper at your local Weatherspoons.
Kilau
Gold Member
ShadyAcshuns
Gold Member
PS5 by a country mile. Looks like a gaudy yakuza punk with their collar up.
Deerock71
Very Poor Hoice of Wor
Imru’ al-Qays
Member
As far as "mainstream" consoles are concerned, the SNES, original Xbox, PS3 fat and super slim (but not regular slim), PS5, and DS fat are all up there.
Deerock71
Very Poor Hoice of Wor
Okay. I give up. NOTHING tops this.The Telstar Arcade (1977)
Owning this bad boy guarantees that no woman (original or fake) will touch that tiny pecker of yours.
ReBurn
Gold Member
Nintendo should have brought the Super Famicom form factor and multicolor button controller to the US. But no, they go with that stupid grey and purple deal.
Mr Reasonable
Completely Unreasonable
Just checking, we're only talking about the US version, the other versions look quite nice, right?
Heimdall_Xtreme
Hermen Hulst Fanclub's #1 Member
Horizontally it's awful. Trust me I tried to make it work but I couldn't. But vertically, it's a masterpiece.What the hell are you crack heads smoking? The PS5 is a work of art. It's so beautiful even the great Leonardo Da Vinci would be blushing in front of it.
Laieon
Member
Opposite here, make the whole thing matte and it would still be ugly as sin, but not nearly as ugly as if the whole thing were glossy. Man do I hate glossy plastic. That's not even mentioning the worst part - the gaudy LEDs that you can't turn off.
Microsoft had the right idea with the Series consoles, man do I love those brutalist beasts.
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kruis
Exposing the sinister cartel of retailers who allow companies to pay for advertising space.
Probably the Atari
Nope. It's the best looking vintage console. Black plastic + wood = retro heaven.
ReBurn
Gold Member
Probably the Atari
The Fartist
Gold Member
ChazAshley
CharAznable's second cousin
delirium trigger
Member
The Telstar Arcade (1977)
Owning this bad boy guarantees that no woman (original or fake) will touch that tiny pecker of yours.
It's beautiful. All it's missing is a cigarette lighter and an ashtray.
ZoukGalaxy
Member
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