Yamamama and a habadasha 4
So okay, first of all, this shit has nothing to do with the main plot. I mean, I guess we're in some back story that began halfway through last episode and is now going into this episode instead of being its own isolated episode, but asking for even the slightest modicum of narrative consistency or coherence is asking too much of this show.
That said, this time we have a witch show up to heal a princess. The witch is of course in lingerie because we're trying to get across the fact that she's sexy even though her face is the most hideous, horrifying, awful, vile, repulsive blob of disproportionate features and so we have to settle for cheap, gaudy outfits like this to convey a sense of beauty rather than putting any effort into it.
To heal the princess the witch has to kiss her. Well, not actually because back when this came out girls kissing on screen must've been a no-no, but their faces get close enough to get the otakus jibblies a jibblin' or something. I say otaku not as a sleight on people who find lesbians attractive, but as an absolute, unequivocal insult to those of you who find the faces or style of faces in Yami in some way acceptable. If you can get off to faces like that I'm okay angering you with this insult because it's just too funny.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, so after that we decide to go and see how the common folk are living. Except that our "disguises" are the world's most conspicuous cloaks on a sunny day in a crowded market with our hoods up. Like, media wasn't a thing in medieval Europe, so most of the plebs have never seen you up close, ladies. You're far less conspicuous if you just walk around like you belong here.
But no! Let's thank this guy for "rescuing" us from that dangerous marketplace brawl that put us in danger by involving two people completely unrelated to us, unconcerned with us, unaware of us and several damn feet away from us, minding their own business beating only each other up. Sure was dangerous to us, wasn't it?
But now Princess Lesbian is being wooed by Count Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet. He's currently cosplaying Lelouch from Code Geass, even though #TeamSuzaku is the winning team. Princess Lesbian interrupts the witch's private conversation because Lesbian Frog Princesses have shit for manners, and Count Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet is like "Oh BB U SO BYUTIFULL." Cut immediately to the Princess' hideous, misshapen face for dramatic irony.
Then sir Gargantia had an aneurysm and so did I.
So okay, first of all, this shit has nothing to do with the main plot. I mean, I guess we're in some back story that began halfway through last episode and is now going into this episode instead of being its own isolated episode, but asking for even the slightest modicum of narrative consistency or coherence is asking too much of this show.
That said, this time we have a witch show up to heal a princess. The witch is of course in lingerie because we're trying to get across the fact that she's sexy even though her face is the most hideous, horrifying, awful, vile, repulsive blob of disproportionate features and so we have to settle for cheap, gaudy outfits like this to convey a sense of beauty rather than putting any effort into it.
To heal the princess the witch has to kiss her. Well, not actually because back when this came out girls kissing on screen must've been a no-no, but their faces get close enough to get the otakus jibblies a jibblin' or something. I say otaku not as a sleight on people who find lesbians attractive, but as an absolute, unequivocal insult to those of you who find the faces or style of faces in Yami in some way acceptable. If you can get off to faces like that I'm okay angering you with this insult because it's just too funny.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, so after that we decide to go and see how the common folk are living. Except that our "disguises" are the world's most conspicuous cloaks on a sunny day in a crowded market with our hoods up. Like, media wasn't a thing in medieval Europe, so most of the plebs have never seen you up close, ladies. You're far less conspicuous if you just walk around like you belong here.
But no! Let's thank this guy for "rescuing" us from that dangerous marketplace brawl that put us in danger by involving two people completely unrelated to us, unconcerned with us, unaware of us and several damn feet away from us, minding their own business beating only each other up. Sure was dangerous to us, wasn't it?
But now Princess Lesbian is being wooed by Count Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet. He's currently cosplaying Lelouch from Code Geass, even though #TeamSuzaku is the winning team. Princess Lesbian interrupts the witch's private conversation because Lesbian Frog Princesses have shit for manners, and Count Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet is like "Oh BB U SO BYUTIFULL." Cut immediately to the Princess' hideous, misshapen face for dramatic irony.
Then sir Gargantia had an aneurysm and so did I.