The movie opens on Not Tattooine. A droid, Not R2-D2, is given information that is vital to the Not Rebellion. The Not Empire is searching for this droid, led by Not Darth Vader (an apprentice of Not The Emperor). The actual Millennium Falcon is used by Not Luke Skywalker to escape Not Tattooine.
Not Luke Skywalker needs to find the leaders of Not The Rebellion, which leads her to look for underworld contacts in a cantina, Not Mos Eisley. Not Luke Skywalker discovers that she is Force sensitive and begins to discover her powers.
Eventually some of our heroes find their way to Not The Rebellion's hideout on the forest planet of Not Yavin 4. Here they learn about Not The Empire's new superweapon the Not Death Star. In a demonstration of Not The Death Star's power it is used to destroy the civilian planet of Not Alderaan.
During a daring escape from Not The Empire Not Luke Skywalker watches helplessly as a wise old man she has come to see as a father figure, Not Obi-Wan, is cut down by Not Darth Vader.
Meanwhile, a group of X-Wing pilots perform a Not Trench Run in order to blow up Not The Death Star by exploiting a design flaw.
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