because accidentally the writer seems to remember Wolverine trained for 100 years and could get suspicious by something so stupid, but immediately forgets it sending him directly into a bomb stuck into a duck's asshole
now seriously, this is bullshit. Just imagine, for example, summarizing this shit to a friend you haven't meet in years
"hey Ana, you remember Knights of Madripoor? Man, that was badass. Wolverine, Cap, Widow, the Hydra, Von Strucker..all totally badass! And what about the latest Wolverine? Haven't been following it"
"Deadpool tricks him by stuffing a bomb inside a duck's anus"
"..."
"..."
"..well, is your sister still doable?"