I think... I've been hacked.
Tried to hop on to resubscribe today, and guess what? It prompted me for a Blizzard Authenticator passcode. I've never bought an authenticator. Maybe someone hacked my account and put one on there? The funny thing is, if this isn't a weird fuck-up due to maintenance day bullshit and someone really DID hack my account, they didn't change my password and I just changed it. Is this a weird bug, or am I just out literally- literally- thousands of hours of work?
I have, of course, attempted to contact support, I'm waiting on an email back from them but as you would expect they are swamped. Their phone line "queue" is also so full it's not even pretending to put me on hold.
I've always wondered how people get hacked, being a reasonably net savvy person myself. I still don't know how this has happened, but it certainly does feel shitty. God, my main isn't on the armory- he may have been deleted but I'm hoping that's just the 3 months of inactivity.