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[Chony]

Well, I have just learned that I made out with a 4 foot tall bald chick at a party whilst drunk, and was wondering if you have done the same or would have no objections to it. I think it's pretty bad when a girl is bald, but in this current state I am in, oh well.

 

[Duck of Death]

So, let's get this straight: you fondled/kissed/SPOONED a bald dwarf, and you had no idea you did?

This thread is destined for greatness.

 

[shuri]

Gimmick thread.

 

[demon]

That was no chick, baby!

 

[AirBrian]

Before I answer, I would like clarification on where exactly she is bald.

 

[Chony]

Before I answer, I would like clarification on where exactly she is bald.

Lets just assume her head for now.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

*remember's G.I. Jane*


Answer: Yes.

 

[mrmyth]

Yes.

No.

 

[MIMIC]

Before I answer, I would like clarification on where exactly she is bald.

:lol

 

[SKluck]

Fuck no, Hair is one of the most important physical features.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Duck of Death]

I think we're all missing one important part of Chony's dillema:

Well, I have just learned that I made out with a 4 foot tall bald chick at a party whilst drunk, and was wondering if you have done the same or would have no objections to it. I think it's pretty bad when a girl is bald, but in this current state I am in, oh well.

 

[Trakball]

She can't wear a wig?

This is all very reminiscent of the great Willie D's "Bald Headed Hoes"

 

[B'z-chan]

dude think about all the possibilities. She can feel sexy and pretty if you buy her lots of wigs and shit. And she can become all kinds of things. I'm sure that opens a lot of doors in some peoples minds. But if shes one of those hard edge i want to be bald cause i can, hell no.

 

[bishoptl]

Man, have you guys never watched the Star Trek Movie?

girl let me rub you

edit: goddamit Manabyte

 

[KiNeSiS]

ARRRRRGH!!!!
Hell nah
But really maybe she had cancer I can't be mean.
If so her hair will grow back and if your down for her at that time she may be wife material if she lives long enough.

Is her face alright?

 

[LakeEarth]

I really liked this one girl in highschool, so hot. Then she shaved her head bald. I know she did it for some friend of hers that had cancer, but she never grew it back. So sad.

 

[Socreges]

Nope!

 

[Trakball]

What about the chick from THX 1138? Ah yeah.

I saw this one pr0n with Rocco Siffredi shootin' a big 'ol load on this (hot) bald chicks' scalp. It's really hard to rub Rob Reiner when you're laughing.

 

[AirBrian]

Lets just assume her head for now.

All jokes aside...

If she was otherwise gorgeous and had a great personality, then yes. Otherwise, no.

And like it's been mentioned, does she wear wigs? That could be pretty cool to date a blonde one day, a brunette the next, a redhead after that, and so on.

 

[rs7k]

I think you might want to evaluate your drinking before you start having sex with the dog.

 

[AssMan]

4 ft tall? I've bigger corn chunks in my shit than her.

 

[Chony]

4 ft tall? I've bigger corn chunks in my shit than her.

It's not so much that she is 4 foot tall (probbably a little taller), it's that I am 6'3" and the size difference is pretty big. I don't think I would date her though, it's too creepy dating a really short bald asian chick.

 

[Socreges]

Huh, 4 ft tall?? Was this another younger sister? Are we talking 8-years-old this time???

 

[Chony]

No, she is of legal age. She is pretty cute though, in a weird sort of way.

 

[Vormund]

Short girls can be pretty damn cute.

Dunno about the baldness though :/

Get a wig.

 

[Mama Smurf]

No. I just find it incredibly unattractive. Even the best looking bald chicks I don't think much of, especially when I think just how much better looking they'd be with hair.

Then again it's pretty rare for me to like a woman with just short hair too, so the baldness thing is defintiely going to put me off.

 

[MrPing1000]

yes. Ross Gellar is a shallow fucker.

 

[Mama Smurf]

shallow fucker.

"If it makes u feel better I have a small penis" -MrPing1000

I was thinking of that Friends chick too. So much better looking with hair.

 

[XS+]

There's something very intimate about rubbing one's hands through the hair of their lover, a sensual form of communicating your affection.

Have I? Yes, but it's not something I look for.

 

[Cubsfan23]

Before I answer, I would like clarification on where exactly she is bald.

:lol :lol

hey, at least her 4-foot tall brother won't kick your ass

 

[Trakball]

Fuck around, could be Bushwick Bill

two seperate Geto Boys references in one thread! that's FIYA

 

[Mama Smurf]

FIYA?

 

[Trakball]

fiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyya!