Results as they come in....
Bingo Hall Brawl: Team 3D vs. The James Gang
The James Gang and Team 3D brawled towards ringside and battled around the ring. They made a number of references to the flying chairs in Philadelphia as a few chairs were tossed in. Ray went to hit Kip james but was cut off. They clashed with chairs. Kip slammed one over Ray's back. Devon used a Kendo Stick on James Gang. BG James began nailing Devon with punches but Devon cut him off with a Kendo shot. Team 3D doubleteamed KIp for a near fall. They all battled back to the floor. They brawled towards the LAX's area and LAX interjected themselves, attacking both BG James and Devon. Brother Ray began setting up chairs on the floor. BG James dove off the ring apron into the crowd on Devon. They all brawled through the crowd. Brother Ray tossed a trash can full of weapons into the ring. There was a pink bra in the trash can, so he choked out Kip James with it. Ray then grabbed a cheese grater but Kip nailed Ray low. Kip went after James but Ray hit him with it. Team 3D set up for Devon's top rope headbutt, but as Devon launched, BG held up a trash can lid. Ray used a golf club to nail BG. Kip nailed Ray with a trash can for a near fall. Kip was bleeding by this point. Kip began beating Devon with a cookie sheet in the corner but Ray hit him with a kendo stick. Team 3D hit the Doomsday Device on Kip for a near fall. They called a table and hit the 3D on Kip, making the cover.
Your winners, Team 3D
An entertaining brawl. It was obvious that the former Dudley Boyz were sending a message to the new ECW as to what the product should be. One of the better James Gang showings in some time as well. I liked that TNA used the Philly house show to build the storyline as it made the house show seem more important, as well.
Brother Ray grabbed the mic and said, "You know damn well, that's how it should be done!"
Mike Tenay and Don West welcomed everyone to the show.
Rhino vs Roode & D'Amore. Rhino picks up the win after hitting D'Amore with the GORE! GORE! GORE!
6 way X-division ranking match. Alex Shelley vs Jay Lethal vs Sharkboy vs Sonjay Dutt vs Low-ki/Senshi. Elimination rules.
Sonjay pins Sharkboy
Lethal pins Shelley with a release dragon suplex
Petey Williams pins Jay Lethal with a Candian Destroyer
Low-ki pins Petey Williams with a SICK double stomp from the top rope
Low-ki pins Sonjay by double stomp while Sonjay is int he tree of woe. Freaking sick no matter how many times I have seen it live. BTW, Low-ki is still the ****ing man! Shelley is such a breakout star waiting to emerge.
Kevin Nash vs Chris Sabin (Nash now comes out to some Led Zepplin rip off music). Nash wins by Alex Shelley interfering then hitting the Jacknife Powerbomb. Sabin controlled this match and it was a lot better than it had any right being.
America's Most Wanted vs AJ Styles & The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels. (Turns out that AMW have been champs longer than ANYONE for 30 years. 8 months and a week, longer than any team in any company)
Some tranny just took out Gail Kim
AJ AND DANIELS WIN!!!!!!!! Daniels hit a rock bottom on Storm, then AJ with a frog splash follwed by a Moonsault by Daniels from the opposite corner. AJ AND DANIELS NEW NWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Really good match!
Video package recounting the 4 year history of TNA. Really good stuff.
the new face of TNA front ffice is revelaed as ROH Commisioner Jim Cornette!
Up next Samoa Joe vs Samoa Joe.. this ought to be stiff as shit. Joe wins by powerslam, this was a back and forth, stiff as hell brawl!
Main event time! King of the Mountain. Abyss vs Sting vs Ron "Da Truth" Killings vs Jeff Jarrett vs Christian Cage. So far this match it a total cluster **** with brawls all over the place and Killings, Cage and Jarrett are eligiable to hang the belt. I really hate it when they do these brawls all over the arena when you have a few people in a match. It's confusing as hell t follow and just as frustrating if you're actually there.
You've got to be ****ing kidding me...... Your winner...and new Champion...Jeff Jarrett... I'm going to ****ing throw up. I feel violated.
They go off the air with Jim Cornette and snagging the belt out of Jarrett's hands. Great...a NON FINISH!!!