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jobber said:"That guy (Great Khali) is a walking ATM":lol
:lol CLASSIC
jobber said:"That guy (Great Khali) is a walking ATM":lol
Are they having a special airing it on thursday or something?The Main Event said:Watching Smackdown right now, JBL is GOLD as a commentator :lol
the_geche said:Lol at the "Truth is Better" chants during Christian's promo...
the_geche said:Damn the feed dropped the whole Shane Douglas promo...![]()
wwe.com said:Most Extreme Player for 6/15
By Joey Styles
June 15, 2006
Effective with the world premiere of ECW on Sci Fi, ECW.com has asked me to choose a weekly ECW MVP (Most Valuable Player) or, in my words, an ECW MEP (Most Extreme Player).
This weeks ECW M.E.P. is without question The Zombie. The Zombies riveting entrance, intensity and pre-match interview embodied everything I have come to expect from sports-entertainment.
The Zombie immediately made this lifelong wrestling fan conjure up images of such other sports-entertainment greats as Max Moon, The Goon and The Gobbledygooker.
Unfortunately, former 5-time ECW World Heavyweight Champion, The Sandman, did not find The Zombie nearly as entertaining as did I and summarily caned the undead sports-entertainer repeatedly before quickly pinning The Zombie after his signature White Russian Leg Sweep.
Runner-up honors go to new ECW exhibitionist, Kelly, who I deemed ineligible when she failed to unhook her bra.
wwe.com said:Chris Jericho joins ECW on the Sci Fi Channel
Chris Jericho joins ECW on the Sci Fi Channel
Yeah, he joins ECW.. not. It's an ad for his new ****ing made for TV movie.
Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:Punk is only in WWE because Vince doesn't want him to go to TNA. Don't even think twice about that. Jamie Noble basically became an indie wrestling god during his ROH tenure, and Vince doesn't give a shit to put the guy on anything more than Velocity.
Biohazard said:and in a shitty dog gimmick...come on now that is embrassing as hell why not have Crusierweight matches with them? Ugh I hate that there are no Tag Teams or a stable Cruisweight Division or a Division of Women who can wrestle good...2003 come back![]()
I think Cena's Six Moves of Doom should be like this:
1. Multiple clotheslines or Diving shoulder block
2. Sit-Out hip toss
3. Spin-out powerbomb (The Protoplex)
4 Five Knuckle Shuffle
5. FU
6. STFU
i want to be diva how do u do it i am 16 and moving to amrica when i am 18 and be a oneof the sexy diva and marrie john cena
Why does Cena alone amongst wrestlers, get his moveset named? The vast majority of Pro Wrestlers have a list moves they do like that. Does anyone think this is really necessary, and if so, why?
The Frankman said:Great back-and forth on Wiki for Cena's moveset:
Angsty female teen post aside, why does Cena get flak for his moveset? Triple H has a predictable set. Bret Hart. The Rock. Booker T even. What is the deal?
The Frankman said:Great back-and forth on Wiki for Cena's moveset:
Angsty female teen post aside, why does Cena get flak for his moveset? Triple H has a predictable set. Bret Hart. The Rock. Booker T even. What is the deal?
You're trying to say the rock sold bad.Outcast2004 said:BEsides the fact that Cena looks like an idiot when he does the moves? No logic, no impact and he throws some of the WORST puinches I have ever seen.
He's worse than The Rock ever was when it comes to over selling and appearing overly animated.
He's hulking up? He hears the Cenamaniacs?Nameless said:Every wrestler has his signature moves, that is a large part of what makes them unique. But its like Cena could be getting beat with a led pipe for 30minutes and then all of a sudden he goes insane and hits his 5 moves of doom in rapid succession. Its like Hulking Up X100 as he completely no sells any damage that he has sustained over the course of the match.
Most brawlers don't have in-ring psychology. But you are right in a lot of aspects. I wish there were more FU reversals and STFU "he got to rope" situations.His lack of in ring psychology and the fact that he doesn't spread his signature moves out over the course of the match(like HBK, Angle,Bret, HHH, Austin etc..) makes his matches boring, repetitive, and very predictable. You can always tell when a Cena match is about to end--always. Also the way they are delivered(especially his finishers) make his matches seem like squashes. There are no big reversals or sequences that lead to his big moves, he just destroys his opponent. Seriously, how many times has HBK actually loaded up for SCM, hit it, and won the match that way? The Big Show finish was the best Finish to a cena match EVER, and one of the very few exceptions to his general in ring performances.
All of those people have been called out everywhere for utilizing their own Five Moves of Doom. The Rock especially.The Frankman said:Angsty female teen post aside, why does Cena get flak for his moveset? Triple H has a predictable set. Bret Hart. The Rock. Booker T even. What is the deal?
GaimeGuy said:take a long, hard look at Cena's STS (and yes, it's an STS, not an STF, which makes the STFU name that much more ridiculous).
The form and technique he uses is absolutely horrible and a joke. Even if you're a casual watcher who doesn't know his technical stuff, you can still see how BAD Cena is in the ring.
Unlike other wrestlers with their 5 moves, he just doesn't have any PSYCHOLOGY to them, and the moves ALL look like shit. Sure, rock had his elbow, but he also used stuff like a spinebuster and the rock bottom, and he didn't make them look like complete jokes.
ALL of cena's moves look like shit.
Cena just doesn't know a lick of ANYTHING when it comes to actual wrestling, from a variety of moves to techniquie to psychology. The guy absolutely sucks.
jobber said:obviously you never saw him in OVW.......
Well he sure doesn't know how to make his CURRENT gimmick work.jobber said:obviously you never saw him in OVW.......
Shit, remember when he used to commentated during his own match, then take the announcers water and spit it in the face of his opponent.Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:Don't put the Rock up on a pedestal, the dude kinda sucked. His sloppy Sharpshooter is no better than Cena's STFU.
He did know his shit though, and the way he reacted to being turned heel by the fans at Wrestlemania was far better handled than Cena's Wrestlemania heel reaction. The Rock may have done the same shit every time, but he didn't get his nickname as being the Most Electrifying Man in (Sports) Entertainment by not knowing psychology and how to work a crowd like magic. (I ****ing loved when he dropped "sports" out of his nickname once he started making movies and turned heel. I don't think Cena would never be smart enough to do that with his character.)
Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:Don't put the Rock up on a pedestal, the dude kinda sucked. His sloppy Sharpshooter is no better than Cena's STFU.
The Black Brad Pitt said:Shit, remember when he used to commentated during his own match, then take the announcers water and spit it in the face of his opponent.
You were entertained. And you loved it.
Outcast2004 said:My good friend STILL cringes anytime he sees Rock put someone in a "Sharpshooter". He's a hardcore Bret Hart fan and it drives him BONKERS to see Rocky totally **** it up on the wrong side and applied wrong.
Perhaps Cena should acquire some Rock tapes and learn how to manipulate a crowd. The best part of The Rock WASN'T the matches, it was the lead up to it.
Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:Don't put the Rock up on a pedestal, the dude kinda sucked. His sloppy Sharpshooter is no better than Cena's STFU.
He did know his shit though, and the way he reacted to being turned heel by the fans at Wrestlemania was far better handled than Cena's Wrestlemania heel reaction. The Rock may have done the same shit every time, but he didn't get his nickname as being the Most Electrifying Man in (Sports) Entertainment by not knowing psychology and how to work a crowd like magic. (I ****ing loved when he dropped "sports" out of his nickname once he started making movies and turned heel. I don't think Cena would never be smart enough to do that with his character.)
Outcast2004 said:My good friend STILL cringes anytime he sees Rock put someone in a "Sharpshooter". He's a hardcore Bret Hart fan and it drives him BONKERS to see Rocky totally **** it up on the wrong side and applied wrong.
Perhaps Cena should acquire some Rock tapes and learn how to manipulate a crowd. The best part of The Rock WASN'T the matches, it was the lead up to it.
The Black Brad Pitt said: