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[Jimmy King]

Maybe they should just go straight to the spot

 

[Fox318]

Shane wants a shoot

Taker wants a work

Shane will win.

Shoot

Shoot
Shoot

 

[StalkerUKCG]

Undertaker only take 1hp damage from these punches.

Nah, Taker is such a high level it just shows as Immune

 

[Cheat Code]

This is a Dark Souls boss battle.

 

[DMczaf]

How many rounds is this, 3 or 5?

 

[VoxPop]

Lol this match is giving away vibes of that faux MMA match between Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle back in TNA

 

[Nocturnowl]

Hmm Kane and watching this HiaC match. Go On..

Whose side would Kane be on? mystery and intrigue abound in the cell.

 

[friskykillface]

or have shane face Kane or fucking big show again

smh

 

[Jabo]

CM Punk is that you?

 

[Rhaknar]

Man, can't they just get Undertaker to do a casket match. He ends up losing and is buried, then he comes back being played by a younger wrestler? The whole Undertaker theme is too good just to let it go.

And that younger wrestler is Baron Corbin

Lol

 

[Gumbie]

I'm legit scared for Shane with whatever his big spot is going to be.

 

[A.E Suggs]

Yeah this seems like a 100% by the books Wrestlemania.

So even worse than 32 was.

This is 32.

 

[Fried Food]

I like Shane's build as a wrestler

 

[bwahhhhh]

only mcmahons and mcmahon-inlaws are allowed to bleed

 

[piratepwnsninja]

This is a Dark Souls boss battle.

Brilliant.

 

[MagicWithEarvin]

Dean had better left a trash can under the ring for coast-to-coast

He did indeed >=D

 

[D4Danger]

can you wrestling nerds just talk like normal people

 

[Joeku]

 

[Chopper]

Damn man, don't envy that wine headache you're gonna have

I'm a grown-ass man dammit.

Spoiler

I have work at 9. It's currently 2.42 am here. 😕

 

[Alucard]

Also, I want Mauro calling this. This announce team is weak as hell.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Shane is going to lose.

 

[The Silver]

Undertaker only take 1hp damage from these punches.

Like Hercule vs Cell

 

[Toki767]

Kind of feel like maybe it should have been Brock vs Shane and Undertaker vs Ambrose.

 

[Sanjuro]

It's like a video game where you can create your own character, but they accurate balance it.

 

[TomcatTheLion]

This is a Dark Souls boss battle.

Hope Shane brought enough estus flasks.

 

[Oldest_Ancient]

Man, can't they just get Undertaker to do a casket match. He ends up losing and is buried, then he comes back being played by a younger wrestler? The whole Undertaker theme is too good just to let it go.

It'd be a death sentence for whoever got the gimmick. The crowds shat on fake Diesel and Razor, in the modern era it'd only be worse.

 

[Fox318]

can you wrestling nerds just talk like normal people

We don't break kayefabe for the marks.

 

[BassForever]

Glad to know the women's match was just an anomaly of good among a night of bad

 

[Acosta]

That punch...

 

[Viremira]

Whats the bets on a Shane win ? Really want Taker to win but not sure how they are looking to progress the story?!

 

[CATDAFELIX]

damn

 

[Parallax]

God this commentary 'team' is the fucking worst

Seriously. Cole and jbl are fucking terrible. I dont know what the 3rd dude is doing

 

[buttery fistful]

ouch

 

[sf2fanatic]

Whose side would Kane be on? mystery and intrigue abound in the cell.

Probably Shanes since he's fired from being part of the Authority

 

[Morfeo]

Holy shit, be careful with Shane there!

 

[oddjobs]

Taker looks gassed already

 

[Fersis]

We don't break kayefabe for the marks.

lol

 

[Rellik]

Shane is going to lose.

He's undefeated at Wrestlemania unlike this Undertaker guy.

 

[Kuroyume]

lol

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Shane no sellin Worse than Cena

 

[Zen_Arcade]

can you wrestling nerds just talk like normal people

Normal people don't watch professional wrestling.

 

[Fried Food]

Shane sells hits like a guy that doesn't expect to be in many matches.

 

[Ranger Taffles]

Taker's tired ... like real tired all of a sudden

 

[shwimpy]

just tombstone him and end the match.

 

[Acosta]

Jesus....

 

[pbayne]

kicked out of the last ride wow

 

[Jimmy King]

can we get some "my house" going?

 

[friskykillface]

Gassed

 

[robotrock]

I hope we see a shot of his wife covering the children's eyes

 

[pantsattack]

Crowd is dead. Me too.