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[norm9]

Pitbull and Flo-Rida are fuckin' oddites, man. Their songs are ear worms but the men themselves are walking blue pills.

This is surprising. I'd expect Vinny Mac to book some metal rock band circa 2001. This is good. Mr worldwide is great.

 

[ReiGun]

Are Flo Rida and Pitbull even hot still? I swear WWE is the only place I still hear their music. Is Vince the only one giving them checks?

 

[Bronx-Man]

Are Flo Rida and Pitbull even hot still? I swear WWE is the only place I still hear their music. Is Vince the only one giving them checks.

We're still 6 years away from Vince finding out who Jay Z is.

 

[Anth0ny]

Are Flo Rida and Pitbull even hot still? I swear WWE is the only place I still hear their music. Is Vince the only one giving them checks?

they're still hot on top 40 radio stations that appeal to the ellen crowd

 

[Tagyhag]

I had 4 free months in the past year and im getting 3 mo. Holla

Fucking rigged

 

[ReiGun]

We're still 6 years away from Vince finding out who Jay Z is.

You gotta wonder how confusing the New Day promos are for him, given how many current references they make.

they're still hot on top 40 radio stations that appeal to the ellen crowd

I see.

As an aside, I just saw the women's theme for Mania (cause the Women's matches always get a different song) is by Tinashe. Man, her music used to be a lot more interesting.

 

[half a moon]

Fucking rigged

Don't hate the playa hate the game

 

[SDBurton]

Pretty pumped for this.

 

[Sheroking]

I eagerly await the show.

Spoiler

The RAW after Wrestlemania

 

[GravityInsanity]

NIKKI BELLA & JOHN CENA vs THE MIZ & MARYSE

Spoiler

Who the hell asked for this?

 

[ReiGun]

Spoiler

Who the hell asked for this?

What if I told you it was one of the best built feuds on the card?

 

[GeeTeeCee]

I can honestly say I'm looking forward to the pre-show more than the main card, and that's only because of the Cruiserweight match.

Glad I live in a country where watching it live isn't entirely feasible, because yeesh that's a lot of crap. At least I can skip some of it.

 

[GravityInsanity]

What if I told you it was one of the best built feuds on the card?

If the feud is that good, the match better be as well.

 

[Jezbollah]

This card is a shitshow.

 

[robotrock]

These assholes just charged me even though I cancelled my subscription in February

 

[Tagyhag]

Spoiler

Who the hell asked for this?

It's like the only match to care about.

 

[Acerac]

Best part of the OP: You can tell Bronx-Man's enthusiam to write match descriptions evaporated quickly as he went along.
I'm pretty much convinced they're having the wrasslers brought down to the ring in roller coaster carts.

The ones that are there are pretty good at least!

Here's hoping for some broken nonsense to occur over the weekend.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

These assholes just charged me even though I cancelled my subscription in February

 

[ReiGun]

If the feud is that good, the match better be as well.

I...would not hold my breath on that.

But hey. It could be followed by Cena getting engaged for the business. So we'll get to see just how far a man will go to make Vince money.

 

[Hex]

These assholes just charged me even though I cancelled my subscription in February

 

[sfedai0]

Holy shit at Triple H....dat father time.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Holy shit at Triple H....dat father time.

is Father Time the name of a designer steroid?

 

[JTripper]

is Father Time the name of a designer steroid?

 

[Seijuro]

I am most curious how they are gonna handle the Taker match. I know the focus is more on Goldberg and if he will be out of stamina once he walked down that long ass ramp (and he will be) and how he will fare in a normal match (if they try this it will indeed be very bad), but Taker looks to be in REALLY bad shape physically. Nothing what he has shown let's me believe that he can still move around in the ring, guy looks slow and immovable. Couldn't even run to the ring at the rumble.

 

[half a moon]

Someone fly a drone over the stadium and see if they added more to the set

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I am most curious how they are gonna handle the Taker match. I know the focus is more on Goldberg and if he will be out of stamina once he walked down that long ass ramp (and he will be) and how he will fare in a normal match (if they try this it will indeed be very bad), but Taker looks to be in REALLY bad shape physically. Nothing what he has shown let's me believe that he can still move around in the ring, guy looks slow and immovable. Couldn't even run to the ring at the rumble.

Roman and Taker gonna battle to see who is the king of the rest holds.

 

[Indelible]

Roman better turn heel at Wrestlemania, he actually impressed me on RAW when he started to embrace the boos.

 

[sportzhead]

Roman better turn heel at Wrestlemania, he actually impressed me on RAW when he started to embrace the boos.

He wasn't, he just wanted to look at those bouncing boos a little while longer.


And he is already a heel. What can he do to get even more boos?

 

[Bronx-Man]

Roman will turn heel the day CM Punk walks through those arena doors again.

 

[jurgen]

If the feud is that good, the match better be as well.

It won't be, but Miz and Maryse were shooting goddamn fire.

Give this man a world title run now.

 

[Discotheque]

wow. Miz and Maryse are relationship goals. The best, Miz got even more entertaining when they brought her back on too.

 

[half a moon]

Roman will turn heel the day CM Punk walks through those arena doors again.

Rumors say cm punk comes back tomorrow!

 

[Indelible]

He wasn't, he just wanted to look at those bouncing boos a little while longer.


And he is already a heel. What can he do to get even more boos?

Retire the Undertaker and brag about it, he would get insane heat.

In Vince's mind he is still a face, Roman needs to start being a smug asshole.

 

[ReiGun]

It won't be, but Miz and Maryse were shooting goddamn fire.

Give this man a world title run now.

Miz, Maryse, and John have done a great job building this feud. Fire promos back and forth and some straight shooting. Some of it's been a little repetitive and I'm so tired of John always getting the last word and making his opponents look like jokes, but I'm looking forward to it so they did their job.

Note I left Nikki off. She's contributed absolutely nothing to this. Cena can try to down talk Maryse all he wants, but she's proven she's much more entertaining than Nikki.

 

[Murkas]

Lol Naomi missing in the OP.

Honestly can't wait for Roman to retire Undertaker, the boos will be glorious.

 

[shaowebb]

Man that is an utterly shit card.

 

[Lord Frieza]

I was thinking DDP was in the Hall of Fame already. Well, good for him. That really is an exceptional class this year.

But man, the card for the show just looks so bad. I mean...wow.

 

[Chopper]

I don't mind the card. In fact, I'm pretty excited about the event. What confuses me is what match will go on last. If it's Lesnar/Goldberg, the main event is gonna be three minutes long. That's bad. If it's Taker/Reigns, the show is gonna end to thunderous boos. That's bad.

Also, my Goldberg/Lesnar prediction, play-be-play: Spear, Jackhammer, Kickout, F5, F5, F5, Pin.

 

[Aiii]

I don't mind the card. In fact, I'm pretty excited about the event. What confuses me is what match will go on last. If it's Lesnar/Goldberg, the main event is gonna be three minutes long. That's bad. If it's Taker/Reigns, the show is gonna end to thunderous boos. That's bad.

Also, my Goldberg/Lesnar prediction, play-be-play: Spear, Jackhammer, Kickout, F5, F5, F5, Pin.

It doesn't need to be any more. Goldberg never had matches longer than 10 minutes and it was fucking great. That's Goldberg. Lesnar vs. Goldberg needs to be a good old fashioned powermove upon powermove match until someone is left standing.

If it's a regular wrestling match it's the same as everything else and a complete waste of who these people are.

 

[UberTag]

I don't mind the card. In fact, I'm pretty excited about the event. What confuses me is what match will go on last. If it's Lesnar/Goldberg, the main event is gonna be three minutes long. That's bad. If it's Taker/Reigns, the show is gonna end to thunderous boos. That's bad.

Orton vs. Wyatt will go last... hopefully the crowd will be behind Randy.

 

[Spikematic]

I don't mind the card. In fact, I'm pretty excited about the event. What confuses me is what match will go on last. If it's Lesnar/Goldberg, the main event is gonna be three minutes long. That's bad. If it's Taker/Reigns, the show is gonna end to thunderous boos. That's bad.

Also, my Goldberg/Lesnar prediction, play-be-play: Spear, Jackhammer, Kickout, F5, F5, F5, Pin.

Why? Is Roman going to win? Fucking gross if he does...

 

[Aiii]

Why? Is Roman going to win? Fucking gross if he does...

Has anything in WWE's booking for Roman given you any indication that he wouldn't?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

What happened to Joe?

 

[UberTag]

Why? Is Roman going to win? Fucking gross if he does...

Roman will look amazingly strong.
After retiring Taker this year, he will retire Lesnar the next year, retire Dwayne the next year and retire Cena the following year.

And we will finally cheer him and give him the respect that he's due. So sayeth Vince.

 

[Babyshams]

Why? Is Roman going to win? Fucking gross if he does...

Because Undertaker is 52 and needs to retire anyway so why not put over the guy they've been pushing for the last 3 years?

I mean its gonna backfire but years from now in the Roman documentary they will paint it all in a positive light.

 

[klonere]

Roman losing to yer gran would be a a pretty bad thing.

Please retire granny.

 

[GraveRobberX]

Are WWE desperate, they keep pulling me back in with these free fucking offers

I think I've gotten the Network for almost 1.5 year w/o paying one cent

I mean yeah it's been 3 accounts created with same debit card, I get these huge bundles
Like we'll give you 3 months free, no charge, you'll be charged after your 3 months are up!
By the time that finished one of the other 2 emails gets the 3 month bonus "we want you back"
Like WHAT THE HELL?, How they be making money

 

[Kusagari]

There is no way some stipulation isn't added to AJ/Shane right?

What the fuck is the point if Shane isn't doing wacky shit?

 

[Chopper]

Orton vs. Wyatt will go last... hopefully the crowd will be behind Randy.

That'd be great. Also surprising.

And I'm not sure the crowd will be behind Randy.

Spoiler

I know I'm not.

 

[GraveRobberX]

Orton vs. Wyatt will go last... hopefully the crowd will be behind Randy.

So many Chokeholds
It should go last
Lull everybody to sleep