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[BeardGawd]

Wow they brought the Apple TV screensavors to Mac as if an innovation lol

 

[dotnotbot]

Why are they all talking like kindergaten teachers lol. Was it like this every year? I am new to this. I got iphone 13 only 2 years ago I had android before

Kinda feels like a parody of showcase than real thing

 

[midnightAI]

Take a drink every time they say 'Never been better....'

 

[rofif]

MAC OS SCREENSAVERS. Dude 1997

 

[Dr. Claus]

Youre a moron. Has nothing to do with the sales person. Grandma Delores doesnt want to have to listen to all the tech specs of 5 tiers of laptops when making 2 was plenty. Think of the consumer not the salesperson. You know you dont have to just blindly follow apple around right?

The xbox 360 even having 2 versions was a nightmare to explain to people. Youd be surprised at how many people dont even know what a hard drive was when that thing came out. Now explain cores and everything to a 80 year old who just wants to view facebook

It absolutely does. Grandma Delores doesn't need to listen to all the tech specs of 5 tiers of laptops. You can sell these to even the most tech adverse individuals easily. "This laptop allows you to use Facebook instantly with bright, easy to read text and allows you to play Gin Rummy with no issues!"

Shitty sales people will make excuses as to why they can't sell something or that something is "too difficult to sell".

As long as I can put my magsafe charger into it or the new stand/charget is not too expensive. I am not paying more than 50$ for it

Yea, I am pretty sure it works for *any* mag safe charger. I have a cheapo 30 dollar one for my apple watch, Phone, and Air Pods Pro from Target. Works well and I dont' see why it woudln't work for this new feature. Only issue I can see is if the charger doesn't charge fast enough for whatever battery this drains. But it seems to also be very similar to the "always on display" that modern iPhones have, which hasn't cause dissues for this charger of mine.

Why are they all talking like kindergaten teachers lol. Was it like this every year? I am new to this. I got iphone 13 only 2 years ago I had android before

Basic salesperson training. Explain things as simple as you can.

1 MILLION PEOPLE are watching this and the old gross barbie guy is showing NEW WALLPAPERS

I am very happy with the lock screen changes for iPad and the "live" wallpapers for iMac. I have my TV and PC screens using live wallpapers already to act as "living picture frames". Not for everyone, but it makes my space feel a lot cleaner.

 

[diffusionx]

Vistabros... Mac has widgets... it's completely over

 

[AJUMP23]

Mac Gaming. HA

 

[BeardGawd]

Gameport Kit seems could be a game changer if it works.

 

[Ovek]

Take a drink every time they say 'Never been better....'

That's a very dangerous game

 

[Trunx81]

Gameport Kit is nice, but does it have Stickers and Screensavers?

 

[Liquid_015]

KOJIIIIIIMMMAAAA

 

[Represent.]

Shieeeeeet

Safe to say every Kojima Production going forward will also launch on Mac.

 

[AJUMP23]

Mac getting death stranding 3 years later is about normal.

 

[Jinzo Prime]

Death Stranding on Mac!

 

[near]

 

[dotnotbot]

Death Strandingu

 

[Syphon Filter]

Gameport Kit is nice, but does it have Stickers and Screensavers?

how it works?

 

[AJUMP23]

Video reactions......Can't wait for that.

 

[Dr. Claus]

Curious if the porting toolkit will help move a lot of games to Mac. I would love to see more games come to the ecosystem. Never hearts to have a larger buying/customer base.

 

[AJUMP23]

Beth looks like a robot.

 

[dem]

Beth looks like a robot.

They all do... its super disturbing.

I can't imagine how much training goes into presenting for Apple.

 

[Chittagong]

GAF on my mac dock :O

 

[RJMacready73]

Oh god when does the drivel end... Just show me the new tech ffs

 

[Ovek]

I miss the live demos that could go wrong.

 

[Dr. Claus]

Oh god when does the drivel end... Just show me the new tech ffs

Stop watching? Just see the highlights after the event is done. Not a hard thing to do. WWDC is mostly software presentation.

 

[Shtef]

Nice, black sabath

 

[Meicyn]

They all do... its super disturbing.

I can't imagine how much training goes into presenting for Apple.

It’s the shitloads of makeup to remove any blemishes, and any other characteristics that make us human. The entire venue is spotless and clean, everything feels unnatural because it is.

 

[mortal]

lol that dialogue is so bad

 

[dotnotbot]

What's that, 55 inch TV? Couldn't afford something bigger than a postage stamp?

 

[Trunx81]

Those tight fit trousers are a must for this show, aren´t they? Even Kojima-san had to wear one.

 

[FunkMiller]

Apple: WHY SAY IT IN ONE SENTENCE, WHEN THIRTY SIX WILL DO!

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Why are they all talking like kindergaten teachers lol. Was it like this every year? I am new to this. I got iphone 13 only 2 years ago I had android before

Because research has shown that elementary and middle school language gets the most engagement.

 

[AJUMP23]

Apple watch guy....you could tell he was a nerd, the vest didn't hide that.

 

[Apocryphon]

Did they announce the 15” MacBook Air?

I joined the stream during the Mac Studio bit..

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Apple watch guy....you could tell he was a nerd, the vest didn't hide that.

Rocking a Garmin here.

 

[near]

Did they announce the 15” MacBook Air?

I joined the stream during the Mac Studio bit..

The first thing they announced.

 

[Trunx81]

Did they announce the 15” MacBook Air?

I joined the stream during the Mac Studio bit..

they did.

 

[Apocryphon]

Ta

The first thing they announced.

ta!

 

[BeardGawd]

These watch apps are so yawn inducing

 

[Trunx81]

Ta

ta!

You´re Mayan?

 

[FunkMiller]

These watch apps are so yawn inducing

The watch has had all the apps it needed pretty much from day one. All this shit is just pointless and/or minimal upgrades

 

[RJMacready73]

Stop watching? Just see the highlights after the event is done. Not a hard thing to do. WWDC is mostly software presentation.

I would but I am like sooooo SUPER EXCITED for this ARVR thing, so I want to see it but by fuck you have to sit through a lot of sanitized gender neutral hipster drivel

 

[dem]

Watch... is... so... boring..

 

[FunkMiller]

Great. My watch can now tell me how depressed I am about owning too much Apple tech.

 

[RJMacready73]

Also that new portrait thing with iPhone, is that you pick a portrait to represent you and when you ring your mate at work or something his phone will display a full screen giant cock?

 

[rofif]

As if digital school gradebook wasn't enough... apple watch is now measuring DAYTIME your kid is outside.
This is a dystopian nightmare

 

[Apocryphon]

I have an M1 Max Mac Studio so I don’t think I’ll be upgrading yet, but I do think I’m done with Windows PC’s. My main use is productivity software and 6K RAW video editing. If they have resolved the fingerprint issue on the midnight MacBook Air I might get the 15”. Otherwise I’ll take another look at the 16” MacBook Pro.

 

[RJMacready73]

Great. My watch can now tell me how depressed I am about owning too much Apple tech.

I left and bought a Samsung note and never looked back tbf but I can appreciate nobody does hardware like Apple

 

[dem]

Show time?

Here we go

 

[midnightAI]

Also that new portrait thing with iPhone, is that you pick a portrait to represent you and when you ring your mate at work or something his phone will display a full screen giant cock?

Don't worry, they'll have machine learning so that it can learn their penis preference.