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[C.Olimar788]

Metroid Other M is to be retconned out of existence within the first three sentences in the next new Metroid game, which will be Metroid Prime 4, on the Wii U, by Retro Studios. And it shall be beautiful.

 

[Muskieratboi]

Gaming as part of the school curriculum, much like film. Criticism, design, coding, basic toolchain use. Get kids not just playing games, but thinking about them subjectively and objectively.

 

[SenjutsuSage]

Hironobu Sakaguchi, Nobou Uematsu and co would be given the same kind of budget that teams like Rockstar get for the GTA games, and just allow them to make as many big budget RPG/gaming experiences as they desire.

 

[Derphoof]

All peoples shall be given an Ouya and forced to play it for an hour every day.

This is done as a reminder to the nations to never crowd-fund a console again.

 

[Zeyphersan]

All games get a PC port

 

[thisiswhatever]

I decree nintendo must make voice chat optional in online-enabled games (both during the game as well as in lobbies).

 

[Flynn]

Everyone shut up.

 

[Bringer Of Bacon]

Immediately start then development of FF7 Remake. this is a project of national significance, and no expense is spared.

 

[User 73706]

Gaming-side gets Objective and Subjective subdivisions.

 

[Zeuanimals]

E-Sports... To the DEATH!

PewDiePie will also be my first court jester and by court jester I mean test subject for real life versions of video game weapons.

Lol @ all of the reasonable responses.

 

[SenjutsuSage]

Ban escort missions

But this can't take effect until after the possible Halo 5: Guardians embassy mission where the Chief storms in to protect Ambassador Richard Sekibo and the entire alien delegation.

 

[Tigress]

all western games are banned

I sense a war brewing between the emperor of all games that says no more anime in games and this emperor of all games.

I like both type games but I think I'm going to have to side with the no anime emperor if I have to take sides. I can't do without my Fallout games and they fall under Western Developer (plus I'm really enjoying Witcher 3 as well).

 

[KOMANI]

NFL2k16
Or
A fight night that doesn't suck
Or
David Hayter as Solid Snake
Or
Crash Bandicoot back with Naughty Dog
Or
Silent Hills

 

[Thug Waffle]

no more bad star wars games

 

[NoMoChokeSJ]

Console warrioring on forums revolks your video game playing ability.

 

[MCN]

All forthcoming consoles must have traditional controllers and not be based around touch or motion.

What do you mean by "traditional"? A joystick with one button? A D-pad, two action buttons, select and start?

People who insist on so-called "traditional" controllers would have killed gaming decades ago if anyone listened to them.

 

[SunBroDave]

Easy, put Halo on PC.

 

[GrayChild]

I would resign and appoint Kojima, Kamiya and Miyazaki as the holy trinity that will reign over the industry.

 

[Drinkel]

All video games shall be free and all game developers can take refuge in my palace of video games where they shall forever be fed and live comfortably.

 

[MilkyJoe]

Microsoft must refund all Xbone owners £100 for the kinect that is still in the box and never been used.

Also CoD must return to WW2 and stay there..,

 

[KHlover]

0.1% Emperor tax on the sales of consoles, videogames and accessories on/for all platforms. Physical and Digital. Also on arcades.

20% on all microtransactions in "Free2Play" games.

$$$

 

[SmartBase]

Minimum 2 years development time for every game and at least the same amount of time between sequels. Actually now that I think about it, make it 3 years.

I'd also abolish the personality cults surrounding people like Kojima.

 

[BocoDragon]

Ban mobile and handheld games in Japan. Get back to work on consoles and arcades making REAL GAMES for my personal amusement- immediately! *clap clap*

 

[hiex_]

FPS and sports games are banned under pain of death. Plebeians will donate 50% of their income towards my gaming collection, as I need an extra $20 to buy a second copy of Don't Starve Together.

 

[PsychoSoldier]

Everyone works on Suikoden now. Everyone.

 

[baterism]

All games released should have PC/Mac/Linux version.

 

[Arc Christelle]

To save the Sonic Franchise and Resurrect SEGA.

Spoiler

And merge them with Nintendo

 

[shoreu]

Ban all indie games from any major press conferences. Fine Microsoft and Sony every time they use indies as a selling point. Only indie games that ryse(yes i know &#128521 to a certain level of popularity can be talked about through news outlets. No port begging or money hat crying as long as both sides are doing it. All main character have randomly generated skin colors and genders.

A new red faction game will be made immediately and it will be good this time.

All ceniematic games' production stop right now.

All Games with shitty replay value are now sold at $20 ( I'm looking at assassin's creed)

All yearly released games do $10 dlc packs instead that update or replace their yearly shit.

Pokemon MMO right now.

Ubisoft is to be burned after rainbow six and division. The old ceo of EA or whoever made them evil is to be shot in the knees. All gamestops shall be burned

The creator of online passes must be beaten to near death, saved, and then beaten again

 

[SilentTristero]

Four day work week. Guaranteed living wage. Free nationwide wifi with a massive rebuilt internet infrastructure as the country's biggest public works project. Subsidize game purchases through specific annual consumer tax breaks, spurring industry growth. Offer game design curriculum in public schools beginning in 9th grade. Universal college education and universal health care. Sit back and watch the surprising games that come out of that system.

 

[Man]

Pre-order DLC-incentives banned.

 

[Alx]

Reopen arcades everywhere ?
I guess I'd be an emperor similar to Nero.

 

[DICKS AHOY]

Gaming-side gets Objective and Subjective subdivisions.

What is and isn't objective can be a very subjective issue though.

Spoiler

I laughed.

 

[Nosgotham]

my decree: There must be at least 3 years between any sequels. no exceptions.

 

[Ethelwulf]

Maybe you should update your avatar.

He said "all"...

 

[Tablo]

MOBAs outlawed in favor of Age of Empires or other good RTS like C&C.
Seriously, fuck MOBAs.

 

[FF Seraphim]

Everyone must play Chrono Trigger.

 

[AppleSeason]

No motion controls ever again.

 

[Cheesemeister]

No more region locks.

All platforms shall henceforth be universally region free forever.

No region locking!

No region locking

Every consoles and handhelds are region free, no more remasters and backward compatibility for all consoles and handheld.

Nintendo's draconian region lock must stop....By world, IT SHALL BE DONE!

Universal gaming format for consoles, all games works in all consoles regarding of brand, in all regions. Companies may continue to make branded hardware under the specially defined specifications with their own flavor of UI/OS, but they must all run any game by any company designed for the unified console. Since region lock is banned all games are required to have options for at least all the languages of the European union in addition to the language of the country of origin of the game, voice is optional.

All consoles to be region free. If it's still supported a patch has to be released.

Japan starts making games like its the 90s-early 2000s again. Also everything's in English, region free, uncensored, and on PC.

-Nintendo removes region-lock; Amiibo scalpers get scalped.

I like this thread.

-All systems must be region locked.

Err...

 

[AaronB]

Some things I would want are already here, or coming:
Xenoblade X, Zelda U, and Total War: Warhammer are being made (or localized).
Plentiful JRPGs and other retro-style games are being made, especially by indies

Personal peeves:
Anyone using abusive, racist, or otherwise unacceptable language on voice chat can be slapped over the internet
No more annualization. Sports games can receive inexpensive annual updates
Bring back Final Fight

 

[Deleted member 125677]

I would be a total tyrant and sanction a merging between Nintendo/Sony Games/Xbox division, force them to put out ONE great home console and ONE great handheld every five year, and force all publishers to publish every game on this console and PC.

Such a nice and tidy living room environment

Spoiler

this is probably a terrible idea realistically speaking, but if you DA EMPORAH you da emporah

 

[jeemer]

umvc4, at once. bayonetta as a character.

steam sale all year round

 

[Lernaean]

All games must have the pacing of RE4 or better (good luck with that), otherwise the directors will be hanged.

 

[Sparrowhawk]

Every game must contain an "arrow to the knee" reference.

 

[Doctoglethorpe]

Solid 60fps mandatory on consoles.

Please don't burn me at a stake.

ps:

 

[BossDarkseid]

Eliminate the need for crunch time in development.

Edit: If I can't be all noble and benevolent then make 1080p/60fps (locked, or unlocked if it avoids hitching etc) mandatory on consoles. Also get Nvidia to somehow stop being dicks and let MS, Nintendo and Sony use a GPU with GSync for their next consoles.

 

[william_557]

I alread am the emporor of videogames and i decree that bioshock 1 and dead space 1 will be remastered fully and perfectly

 

[Onyar]

New VR devices must have a low price. Lets say 300€/$.

 

[ramparter]

Free IP usage for everyone. Any developer can create everything he wants using whatever character he likes.

 

[Karsticles]

Capcom cancels Breath of Fire 6 and gives me full creative control over a console sequel.

Marvel gives me full use of its IPs for a Marvel vs. Capcom 4.

Nintendo lets me make a Pokemon MMO.

Sega lets me make the first ever good Sonic game.

Platinum Games gets full funding for anything it wants.

VanillaWare gets full funding for anything it wants.

LabZero Games gets full funding for anything it wants.

 

[Cyrano]

All IPs must be new. End the hell of eternal sequels.

And also: No more exclusives - all games must be released to all major platforms.