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David Goyer's opinions on Martian Manhunter/She-Hulk - insults fanbase in the process

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I only know MM through JL and JLU. He also wasn't a shape shifting homicide detective in some random city on that show.The character has already been updated if you ask me and he was great.

I don't have any thoughts on She-Hulk except that she looks hot. Goyer might be right there.

Still, the joke was stupid and cliché, just like his dialogue.
 
Except that Hulk and She-Hulk are cousins so she wasn't created to give Hulk someone to fuck, but OK, David.

Maybe he's confusing her with Red She-Hulk. I mean, I don't think he did, but in his defence it is possible.
 
I'm still fascinated that the "nerds don't get laid" thing, is still a thing.

Yeah some people don't make it a priority, but it's not funny. Lol.
 
But.... She-Hulk is awesome :(

she's sexy
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He called Martian Manhunter too obscure for a general audience a day after a Guardians of the Galaxy trailer came out.
 
You should probably be having words with Mark Millar then.



In Old Man Logan, the Hulk Gang are the inbred redneck children of Hulk and She-Hulk.
Two shitty writers having the same shitty opinions and making money out of them. There's a place for everyone in the world and that's fine.
 
I already knew Goyer was a hack, but no way I was expecting him to be so fucking ignorant about comic book characters, specially for a guy who makes his living writing stories about them.

I mean, I'm going to let that Martian Manhunter jab slide and focus on this:

Except that Hulk and She-Hulk are cousins so she wasn't created to give Hulk someone to fuck, but OK, David.
I mean, I'm not a woman, but I always thought She-Hulk seemed like a pretty good female power fantasy by the standards of the Big 2. Strong, confident, assertive. His comments about the Hulk shagging her doesn't really make sense either (besides her being Bruce's cousin), she's pretty liberal sexually, no?
Yeah She Hulk is a strong female and Bruce's cousing. Strong, confident, assertive and such.
She's also career driven.

Goyer sounds like an idiot. Now a lot of things make sense.
Dude clearly doesn't know a damn thing about my Shulkie.

She's obviously designed to be sexually appealing to the typical male reader but she's soooooo much more than that. And dude, she pretty much sleeps with everyone BUT Hulk.

That quote about She-Hulk is mind bending for all the reasons exposed in this thread and maybe a few more. Fucking clueless.
 
How many people heard of Hawkeye or Black Widow, or even Thor before the Avengers movies? Or Scarlet Witch, or Quicksilver, or Vision, or Black Panther, or Ms. Marvel/Captain Marvel, or Dr. Strange, or Ant-Man?

It's such a fucking stupid mentality that "no one has heard of them, therefore we can't make a movie with them." It's some eye-roll worthy bullshit, and the fact that this guy worked on the Nolan Batman movies is just... ugh.

Yeah and if you don't have faith in these characters just because they're not Batman/Superman/Spider-Man levels of popular, then why the fuck should I trust you to adapt them to film in a way that's faithful and enjoyable?
 
OOH OOH I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE

if Goyer is relying on only non-virgins to see his comic book movie then he's probably barking up the wrong tree, amirite

boom
 
How many people have heard 90% of comic Super-heroes in the first place?

No one really knows too much of DC's lineup beside Batman and Superman. (and now Arrow?)

But Justice League/unlimited, young justice, teen titans tries to help get the rest of the world out there.
 
Comic book fans seem desensitized to horrible tropes like making a woman version of a popular character, or a young version. None of them should exist unless it's actually going to tell a good story.

She-Hulk shouldn't exist anywhere ever.
 
and it's the same thing with Martian Manhunter and Justice League/Unlimited. you can't call one of these guys too obscure and then turn around and put the other guy in a movie.

And even if Martian Manhunter was as obscure as he thinks, so what? Not a single person knew who Luke Skywalker was when Star Wars came out. It's Goyer's job to construct a narrative that makes us care about these characters, whether we've heard of them beforehand or not. It's what he gets paid literally millions of dollars to do, at least in theory. In reality he's mostly there to give actors words to say in between the special effects that go in the trailer.

Comic book fans seem desensitized to horrible tropes like making a woman version of a popular character, or a young version. None of them should exist unless it's actually going to tell a good story.

She-Hulk shouldn't exist anywhere ever.

If you don't think there are great She-Hulk stories that have been told, you should do some more reading on the character, Mr. Goyer.
 
I don't see the big deal. In the first quote, he's just stating that Martian Manhunter, compared to Batman or Superman, is relatively unknown to the mainstream. That's just... uh, the truth. There's nothing outrageous about that statement.

And the second quote was phrased very poorly, since we all know She-Hulk does not engage in incest with the Hulk. But the basic gist of Goyer's sentiment is perfectly valid. She-Hulk... was probably designed to titillate and feed into a male fantasy. I mean, I don't know how you can deny that. There's a reason she's designed the way she is from a physical appearance perspective. She doesn't resemble a brutish Frankenstein-like monster the way the Hulk does. She's curvy and shapely and perfectly appealing to a young male reader. Goyer's not really going off on a limb here.

So I don't really understand the outrage here. If you were at a bar with some buddies, and happened to engage in a spirited conversation about superheroes, and one of them made these two statements... you'd probably think nothing of it and go along with him/her. But because Goyer just happens to have directed a terrible movie (Blade Trinity) and written a pretty bad Superman script (Man of Steel), it's apparently enough for a public lynching.

And really... getting upset at his joke about not getting laid? The truly shocking thing to me about this is not him making the joke in front of an audience... it's the fact that comic book fans are still so incredibly thin-skinned and defensive about something that's been beaten down long ago and become virtually enshrined as an artifact of geekdom. The only reason Goyer makes the joke is because he considers himself a geek as well. This sorta thing is so beyond offense at this point.
 
And yet, Drax, Gamora, Rocket, Bartoc, Groot, Ronan, Blink, and Amim Zola are all in theaters this year, while Huntress, Count Vertigo, Deathlok, Graviton, and Red Arrow were on TV recently.

Blink!

Quicksilver got in a movie before the goddamn Flash because WB thinks so little of their audience. Clearly, we draw the line at a female who can throw tanks and green men from space.

Keep fucking that chicken, Goyer.

Edit: I'd argue that She Hulk is the most empowered mainstream female superhero. Aside from Jean who is always dead, and Ororo. She's a single female lawyer for goodness sake.
 
Goyer really dislikes the rest of the DC Universe I assume.
and Comic nerds
Goyer probably hates the comic book nerd he used to be and the dude he grew up to be.

Can't seem to find an article a couple years-old at most where he was candidly explaining how hollywood writing often turns out to be so shitty through iterations asked for by marketting and execs. If someone could find that, that would be swell.
 
Bendis called Wonder Woman a syphilitic whore

Quesada called Superman and Batman a big c*** that can't get up

Rick Remender told fans to go drown in hobo piss
 
I don't see the big deal. In the first quote, he's just stating that Martian Manhunter, compared to Batman or Superman, is relatively unknown to the mainstream. That's just... uh, the truth. There's nothing outrageous about that statement.

And the second quote was phrased very poorly, since we all know She-Hulk does not engage in incest with the Hulk. But the basic gist of Goyer's sentiment is perfectly valid. She-Hulk... was probably designed to titillate and feed into a male fantasy. I mean, I don't know how you can deny that. There's a reason she's designed the way she is from a physical appearance perspective. She doesn't resemble a brutish Frankenstein-like monster the way the Hulk does. She's curvy and shapely and perfectly appealing to a young male reader. Goyer's not really going off on a limb here.

So I don't really understand the outrage here. If you were at a bar with some buddies, and happened to engage in a spirited conversation about superheroes, and one of them made these two statements... you'd probably think nothing of it and go along with him/her. But because Goyer just happens to have directed a terrible movie (Blade Trinity) and written a pretty bad Superman script (Man of Steel), it's apparently enough for a public lynching.

And really... getting upset at his joke about not getting laid? The truly shocking thing to me about this is not him making the joke in front of an audience... it's the fact that comic book fans are still so incredibly thin-skinned and defensive about something that's been beaten down long ago and become virtually enshrined as an artifact of geekdom. The only reason Goyer makes the joke is because he considers himself a geek as well. This sorta thing is so beyond offense at this point.

Have you read the reason behind She Hulk looking the way she does? Gamma radiation brings out your subconcious mind or what dominates it. Samson loved heroes and became a superhero. Jen was mousy and shy so she became the super model type she always envied

And She Hulk in comics is more women empowering than anything.

That is the problem.

The comment of SHe Hulk is misogynist and sexist at its core.
 
No idea why this makes me as mad as it does.

Probably just because this guy is a hack getting paid huge sums of money and has his finger in so many comic-adaptation pies because he was fortunate enough to be writing his dogshit when the genre was basically a graveyard that only dogshit writers inhabited *just* at the time it blew up big time.

He's riding the wave and pissing on everyone from the crest.

Something something Salt something.
 
I know it's cliched to constantly rag on about how much better Marvel handle their movies than DC but...

That first quote just sums it up. "Lol only virgins have heard of Martian Manhunter, why would we make a movie about him" vs. "We're making a movie about a talking raccoon. Deal with it".

This is why DC has two successful movie franchises, and Marvel has Spider-man, X-Men (well, not theirs but still), Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Avengers, and to a lesser degree Hulk, Fantastic Four and Ghost Rider. And they're still making news ones like GotG, Ant-Man, Dr. Strange...

I've never really heard of Martian Manhunter.

You need to watch Justice League/Justice League Unlimited.
 
Goyer said:
I would set it up like The Day After Tomorrow. We discover one of those Earth-like planets… So maybe like… we get the DNA code from that planet and then grow him in a petri dish here… He’s like in Area 51 or something and we’re just basically… doing biopsies on him. Then he gets out and he’s really angry and he fucks She-Hulk.

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Comic book fans seem desensitized to horrible tropes like making a woman version of a popular character, or a young version. None of them should exist unless it's actually going to tell a good story.

She-Hulk shouldn't exist anywhere ever.

holy crap i'm so mad right now
 
Comic book fans seem desensitized to horrible tropes like making a woman version of a popular character, or a young version. None of them should exist unless it's actually going to tell a good story.

She-Hulk shouldn't exist anywhere ever.

You don't get it. Yes, on a surface level, you are correct. Making female versions of male characters and expecting that to be good enough is wrong.

That last line is how I know you've never read a She-Hulk comic before, though. Or know anything about her character.
 
Comic book fans seem desensitized to horrible tropes like making a woman version of a popular character, or a young version. None of them should exist unless it's actually going to tell a good story.

She-Hulk shouldn't exist anywhere ever.
One more word and I will cut you.
 
You always tell people who have never read anything that involve the characters in question. Especially ones like Power Girl or She Hulk.
 
Ahh, another guy nerd-shaming -- oh, wait, nevermind. The people who see The Dark Knight trilogy in theaters are nerds whereas the people who read comics about characters like Martian Manhunter are loser virgins and it's okay to shame them.

What an asshole.
 
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