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[Letterbomb]

GAF I'm drunk. Tonight is halloween.
Well I was at my girlfriends house and were were drinking. I got drunk and their parents came home when we didn't expect them to. I GUESS I DRANK MORE than I thought I was able to and I lost my communication acquisition. I wanted to whisper in my girlfriends here "i wanna fuck you" but instead said out loud and loudly at that.

WELL MY GIRLFRIEND took me home and she seemed mad at me and I was all "wanna lay down with me?" and she was all "gotta get home so my parents dont' think I'm out FUCKING" and I"m like what do you mean and she explains.

SO HOW DO I GE BACK FROM THIS. Do I talk to her parents or what.
GOD i feel like shit. Is this worth a thread IDK but thanks GAF. I love you.

 

[Nickle]

Go to sleep.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

Friends don't let friends gaf drunk.

 

[cameron]

Rub one out and go to bed.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Tell her to get new parents and then start over with them.

Idk man, if you stick around long enough and they see that you make her happy they'll have to develop a somewhat different opinion of you eventually.

 

[Skel1ingt0n]

You're gonna hate yourself in the morning.

 

[Omega]

we love you too man

 

[Zombine]

I called my vice principle drunk around Halloween back in high school. Time heals all things, just be prepared to be treated like trouble for the rest of your life.

 

[Zeyphersan]

You're gonna read this when you wake up and be like double embarrassed

 

[FreeMufasa]

Parents should already be expecting U fucking their daughter.

Apoligise for being rude but don't apologise for wanting to fuck her.

 

[TUSR]

go to bed, apologize in the morning

if it doesnt work out, it wasnt meant to be.

if it does work out. fuck their daughter.

 

[Erico]

Why are you getting shitfaced at your girlfriend's parent's house?
I mean, c'mon.

 

[railGUN]

Call her parents now and apologies profusely. Like, beg for their forgiveness. Don't wait until tomorrow, use the liquid courage flowing through your veins now!!!

 

[Apath]

Sober up, go back tomorrow and apologize. Explain that the behavior you displayed tonight does not represent you.

If they are reasonable people, they will understand getting too drunk and acting out of control. They should also understand your regret and shame.

 

[TimeEffect]

Apologize, swear to drink less/more responsibly, and don't make excuses.

 

[milquetoast]

this relationship will be over soon.

 

[Symphonic]

Why are you getting shitfaced at your girlfriend's parent's house?
I mean, c'mon.

Yeah. Not that you need to hear this right now, but that was a stupid thing to do.

 

[bjork]

Only ever drink alone. Problem solved.

 

[Dad]

On the bright side, this is only the second most embarrassing thing you've done in front of your girlfriend's parents.

 

[Zeyphersan]

Parents should already be expecting U fucking their daughter.

Apoligise for being rude but don't apologise for wanting to fuck her.

Literally say to them "Listen, I'm sorry you heard that. But we both know it's true. We're all adults here, and I'm fucking your daughter."

 

[LX_Theo]

Funk up all their days, man. Funk to all hell.

 

[Letterbomb]

fuuuuuuuuck i thought you guys would say as much
WWELP I'll see is she loves me in the morning.
I guess I'll got to bed cause DAMN. Too much. Head is spinning.

sorry mods can close thread if you guys feel this thread is shit. FIRST INSTINCT was to GAF advice

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

send her a dick pic before its too late

 

[Zeyphersan]

fuuuuuuuuck i thought you guys would say as much
WWELP I'll see is she loves me in the morning.
I guess I'll got to bed cause DAMN. Too much. Head is spinning.

sorry mods can close thread if you guys feel this thread is shit. FIRST INSTINCT was to GAF advice

Another sign you're shitfaced

send her a dick pic before its too late

Send it to her parents

 

[Mohonky]

send her a dick pic before its too late

No, send it to the parents.

 

[Menome]

I'm not going to lie. Going by the thread title I thought the OP had ended up in an ill-advised threesome.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Hey, we love you too man.

 

[Borgnine]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=885827

I was going to post this and say it could be worse.

BUT ITS THE SAME GUY.

 

[Mr.Swag]

Dont worry about it, soberness will heal all






Ik drunk to

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Have a 3 way wit your girlfriends parents .

 

[Chuck Norris]

They were probably drunk too

 

[Apath]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=885827

I was going to post this and say it could be worse.

BUT ITS THE SAME GUY.

Okay. Clearly this should be an improvement, if anything.

 

[BadHand]

don't apologize for fucks sake. Just pretend it never happened. You're to drunk to remember anything. You can't apologize for what you don't remember.

 

[bjork]

don't apologize for fucks sake. Just pretend it never happened. You're to drunk to remember anything. You can't apologize for what you don't remember.

BadHand
BadIdea
(Today, 11:47 PM)

 

[Liberty4all]

2 bottles of high quality cabernet sauvignon. This thread is JUST what I needed while waiting for the pizza to arrive.

 

[shira]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=885827

I was going to post this and say it could be worse.

BUT ITS THE SAME GUY.

Sounds like fake drunk thread with "spelling" errors.

At least he didn't fuck his gf's parents - which is what I assumed this was about.

 

[terribletwo]

don't apologize for fucks sake. Just pretend it never happened. You're to drunk to remember anything. You can't apologize for what you don't remember.

yep. and if you don't remember it NEVER HAPPENED

 

[crazyprac]

I seriously misread that he fucked with the parents... Man that confessions thread is messing me up.

 

[smurfx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=885827

I was going to post this and say it could be worse.

BUT ITS THE SAME GUY.

don't know if this guy is genuine.

 

[Boston]

Don't worry I've do e somthing vet stupid tonight which I'm going to regret in the morning too

 

[davepoobond]

honestly, you sound like an idiot. sorry, bro, thems the bricks. you reap what you sow.


maybe you shouldn't get drunk ever again

 

[cameron]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=885827

I was going to post this and say it could be worse.

BUT ITS THE SAME GUY.

Wow. So it's not the worst thing he's done in front of her parents. He's still in.

 

[Vicetrailia]

You'll live broseph. Worry about it, have nightmares about it, it'll be okay.

 

[Saintguine]

Go out and fight crime in your Halloween costume

 

[TUSR]

My heart sank and I could almost feel my butthole swallow the ballknob as it cringed.

 

[LiK]

You type pretty well for a drunkard.

 

[BadHand]

You type pretty well for a drunkard.

With terrible judgement, comes fantastic typing.

 

[Letterbomb]

LOL omg
;_; ;_; no need to link that.
i wish that thread would be deleted tbh. mods? maybe they won't.

I love my girlfriend so much and I'm not an idiot.
I saw the mistakes in the OP can a mod fix please? I tried editing OP but nothing.

EDIT
Okay guys so my girlfriends parents are already at wits end with me, with I guess I didnt properly convey in the OP.
So should I still follow your advice and call them/approach them tomorrow and apologize or what? I DO NOT KNOW if I'll remember this tomorrow TO BE QUITE honest. But I will read my posts cause the first thing I do is search "letterbomb" using search function --> show by post and see who quoted me.

 

[Trojan X]

My my. The answer is go to sleep and deal with it when you are sober.

 

[Jigorath]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=885827

I was going to post this and say it could be worse.

BUT ITS THE SAME GUY.

Can't wait to see what you do next OP.