GAF I got drunk and funked up with ym girlfriends parents

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I'm sorry OP, but I am laughing very, very hard at your misery. When you wake up, hopefully you can fix this when you're not trashed.
 
Oh my god, it has been a while since I have laughed this much. Like others have pointed out, the family would likely view this as an improvement, seeing how you want to fuck like a normal person, instead of shoving their communal handrail in your butt.
 
big ander said:
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LOL that picture..please update this in the morning OP
 
OP i hope you are real and that asscheeks thread is real cos ive only just seen it, I hope they sanded that shit down and retreated it after.

This fuck up sounds funnier in practice though
 
From the title, I thought you got drunk and fucked your girlfriend's parents.

The thread I imagined was a lot more entertaining.
 
Haha drink and the in laws don't go, I remember one night in 1994 I was staying with my then gf and her parents since it was closer to my work. One night after a few beers there we where banging away in the living room like rabbits only for her mum and dad to return early from bingo, I was so drunk I just looked up and asked if they won anything while I carried on and their daughters legs where around my neck, suffice to say breakfast next day was rather interesting and I had a rather bright red face. I was careful drinking in the next year or so before I moved back home.
 
I actually believed the other thread until this bullshit

OP lives in a desperately sad fantasy world where it seems to be the movie American Pie every day. Also, dat "omg so drunk1!1!!one!" spelling. Sheesh.
 
ferrasvansen said:
One night after a few beers there we where banging away in the living room like rabbits only for her mum and dad to return early from bingo, I was so drunk I just looked up and asked if they won anything while I carried on and their daughters legs where around my neck
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Fair play. lmao
 
You will wake up and remember this in the shower and then you will say "Noooooooooooooo..." then you better start the apologising
 
As a parent, outside of your little alcohol problem, I'd have no problem with you OP. It's pretty obvious how much you're in love with their daughter. There's no shame in that at all. The expressions of love you show for your GF aren't something to be ashamed of. They're to be admired.
You need to get your drinking under control though.
 
Your stupidity is a recurring theme, and based on your previous threads you don't learn from your mistakes. As funny as "Maybe a rimjob for good measure" was you're clearly having trouble realising your difficult second troll thread. No sympathy.
 
I call bullshit on one of the two stories. Find it hard to believe that her overly religious parents would have you over for drinks after the rimjob incident.
 
outunderthestars said:
I call bullshit on one of the two stories. Find it hard to believe that her overly religious parents would have you over for drinks after the rimjob incident.
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My GFs parents not only encouraged our alcohol consumption, they encouraged our sexual escapades. Her dad would bring us liquor when visiting us and left her instructional sex videos. No shitting.
That man was my hero.
 
same parents OP?

so they let the naked man on their stairs slip and you fucked it up again?






and I can't stop laughing, when I think about OP saying the silent part out loud like homer.
 
Pfffffffff two huge fuck ups in front of the same parents. Yikes.

Like SyNapSe just said though, at least you didn't throw your junk at them or something.
 
Drunk typing is an art form that I have practiced interpreting since I was 16 years old. I am also well trained in spotting the difference between people who are actually drunk and pretending or looking for attention.

Here are my findings:

1)Too much effort put into spelling "fucked" in a comedic way. Typically, when someone is drunk and tries to spell a word correctly, they will completely miss the mark, or get the first letter right and spell check will translate it to a word that does not fit the sentence. OP may have also been sober enough to try and "censor" himself

2) Too much effort put into spelling "my" wrong. If you are drunk and spell a two letter word incorrectly, spelling "my" wrong on a qwerty keyboard you may accidentally hit the "n" and "t" letters incorrectly, or any combination of two letters close to the letters "m" and "y." I have only seen backwards letters used in an attempt to make it look like you are drunk vs actually being blackout shitfaced drunk.

These are the two that stand out to me the most, but I'm sure that between this and the prior thread, there is only one conclusion:

Parody
Attempt: 5/10
 
I may have a pair of head phones held together by QUACKduck tape and I may be drunks a lot, but at least I am not OP. In the pathetic ring that is my life, I am lucky in this one simple regard: my regrets waking up tomorrow can be fixed with a modest amount of Advil or whatever.
 
Zombine said:
Drunk typing is an art form that I have practiced interpreting since I was 16 years old. I am also well trained in spotting the difference between people who are actually drunk and pretending or looking for attention.

Here are my findings:

1)Too much effort put into spelling "fucked" in a comedic way. Typically, when someone is drunk and tries to spell a word correctly, they will completely miss the mark, or get the first letter right and spell check will translate it to a word that does not fit the sentence. OP may have also been sober enough to try and "censor" himself

2) Too much effort put into spelling "my" wrong. If you are drunk and spell a two letter word incorrectly, spelling "my" wrong on a qwerty keyboard you may accidentally hit the "n" and "t" letters incorrectly, or any combination of two letters close to the letters "m" and "y." I have only seen backwards letters used in an attempt to make it look like you are drunk vs actually being blackout shitfaced drunk.

These are the two that stand out to me the most, but I'm sure that between this and the prior thread, there is only one conclusion:

[Parody
Attempt: 5/10
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Zombine said:
Drunk typing is an art form that I have practiced interpreting since I was 16 years old. I am also well trained in spotting the difference between people who are actually drunk and pretending or looking for attention.

Here are my findings:

1)Too much effort put into spelling "fucked" in a comedic way. Typically, when someone is drunk and tries to spell a word correctly, they will completely miss the mark, or get the first letter right and spell check will translate it to a word that does not fit the sentence. OP may have also been sober enough to try and "censor" himself

2) Too much effort put into spelling "my" wrong. If you are drunk and spell a two letter word incorrectly, spelling "my" wrong on a qwerty keyboard you may accidentally hit the "n" and "t" letters incorrectly, or any combination of two letters close to the letters "m" and "y." I have only seen backwards letters used in an attempt to make it look like you are drunk vs actually being blackout shitfaced drunk.

These are the two that stand out to me the most, but I'm sure that between this and the prior thread, there is only one conclusion:

[Parody
Attempt: 5/10
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Are you an expert on drunk culture?
 
Zombine said:
Drunk typing is an art form that I have practiced interpreting since I was 16 years old. I am also well trained in spotting the difference between people who are actually drunk and pretending or looking for attention.

Here are my findings:

1)Too much effort put into spelling "fucked" in a comedic way. Typically, when someone is drunk and tries to spell a word correctly, they will completely miss the mark, or get the first letter right and spell check will translate it to a word that does not fit the sentence. OP may have also been sober enough to try and "censor" himself

2) Too much effort put into spelling "my" wrong. If you are drunk and spell a two letter word incorrectly, spelling "my" wrong on a qwerty keyboard you may accidentally hit the "n" and "t" letters incorrectly, or any combination of two letters close to the letters "m" and "y." I have only seen backwards letters used in an attempt to make it look like you are drunk vs actually being blackout shitfaced drunk.

These are the two that stand out to me the most, but I'm sure that between this and the prior thread, there is only one conclusion:

[Parody
Attempt: 5/10
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As someone with a degree in drunk typing interpretation, I can corroborate this finding.
 
Broken Joystick said:
As someone with a degree in drunk typing interpretation, I can corroborate this finding.
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I think Harvard offers some free classes online during the summer for anyone else interested in getting their associates. At the very least the credits do transfer over to University of Phoenix.
 
Your shame is upped by the guy from here that got naked, leaned against a staircase, spread his buttcheeks and asked loudly for a rimjob as the GF's parents and sister were coming in.

So, in light of this fact, you're gonna do OK, son. Just don't drink anymore.
 
You have an issue with knowing when to not be a loudmouth perv inside her parents house. That's probably what they are bothered by more than anything else. Your social etiquette is shit.
 
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