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[Infernostew]

subbed. This thread has legendary status potential.

 

[The Light]

so ex wouldn't tip off the guy? The guy doesn't have access to his wife facebook account?

 

[FortuneFaded]

See you back in 3 hours.

That doesn't leave much time for sexing after the film ends.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Revoh Am Legend

Respect.

 

[Gustav]

No way in hell I'm going to post the link or the logs.

I'm going to the cinema in like an hour, a lady friend asked me out to go see The Hobbit 3, so this day might not be so bad after all. Will try to smash it for my bros xD
Will update the thread later tonight.

I thought you weren't the type for random hookups?

 

[BlueTsunami]

That doesn't leave much time for sexing after the film ends.

3 hours and 10 minutes then

 

[Zoolader]

No way in hell I'm going to post the link or the logs.

I'm going to the cinema in like an hour, a lady friend asked me out to go see The Hobbit 3, so this day might not be so bad after all. Will try to smash it for my bros xD
Will update the thread later tonight.

She must have caught wind of your Gaf celebrity status, have fun Revoh.

 

[FLAguy954]

No way in hell I'm going to post the link or the logs.

I'm going to the cinema in like an hour, a lady friend asked me out to go see The Hobbit 3, so this day might not be so bad after all. Will try to smash it for my bros xD
Will update the thread later tonight.

Goddamn OP, do your thing man

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Okay now this is getting too good to be true.

 

[Darknight]

That doesn't leave much time for sexing after the film ends.

Heard OP is a "Minute man" so idk, I think he will be fine.

 

[Tabris]

No way in hell I'm going to post the link or the logs.

I'm going to the cinema in like an hour, a lady friend asked me out to go see The Hobbit 3, so this day might not be so bad after all. Will try to smash it for my bros xD
Will update the thread later tonight.

Just post a sample with edited names. It'll ensure your story is totally credible.

 

[NolbertoS]

Same here. Something "Clicked"...
I thought OP was torn to pieces?

Some people made a chronological history about his post history and seems legit that he was telling the truth, but Detective GAF had to do more digging. Fake or not to me, Gossip threads are always fun on GAF. Haven't seen a thread this entertainingly big in awhile

 

[Revoh]

Same here. Something "Clicked"...
I thought OP was torn to pieces?

Some of you guys are stiff as hell.
I'd rather go out and have fun than stay in my room the whole weekend.
Peace

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I thought you weren't the type for random hookups?

let that man live.

Some of you guys are stiff as hell.
I'd rather go out and have fun than stay in my room the whole weekend.
Peace

fuck yea. do what you need to do man. LIVE.

 

[Tabris]

BTW, The Hobbit 3 must be the least likely to get you laid movie in existence.

She will be too fucking tired, bored, and not turned on to wanna fuck at the end.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Some of you guys are stiff as hell.
I'd rather go out and have fun than stay in my room the whole weekend.
Peace

no reason to be mopping around do your thing OP not only that it's a friend but who knows you might get lucky. it's better to be out and about enjoying.

 

[Darknight]

Can someone give a summary that happened like in the last 1-2 days?

Last thing I remember reading were things about the OP from Detective GAF. They found OP's timeline which sorta matched his story, that he had a small one based on a thread and thats all I read up until I just found out he was gonna text the wife the logs.

I missed A Lot!

 

[NolbertoS]

Some of you guys are stiff as hell.
I'd rather go out and have fun than stay in my room the whole weekend.
Peace

If you wanna get laid in 2-3 hours, watch Horrible Bosses 2, humourous with abit of erotica

Edit: you should know 80% of GAF are locked up in a basement playing COD or WoW. Those that venture into daylight are known as the "mutants", shocking I know

 

[Revoh]

Just post a sample with edited names. It'll ensure your story is totally credible.

I don't care if you believe me or not.
But here is it.

 

[Azuran]

Some of you guys are stiff as hell.
I'd rather go out and have fun than stay in my room the whole weekend.
Peace

The only real way to live after a breakup.

 

[BlueTsunami]

BTW, The Hobbit 3 must be the least likely to get you laid movie in existence.

She will be too fucking tired, bored, and not turned on to wanna fuck at the end.

On the flip, if he does get his dick wet after viewing the cinema equivalent of Nyquil, he'd need to be GAF knighted

 

[oxidax]

Some of you guys are stiff as hell.
I'd rather go out and have fun than stay in my room the whole weekend.
Peace

Hey man just saying it felt kinda off based on your OP. If its not then more power to you! Definitely better to go out than saying in. My bad.

 

[Japanmanx3]

The wife responded.
Asked for the link of my Google Drive folder which has the logs.
Boom.

Edit:

I don't care if you believe me or not.
But here is it.

 

[Vincent Alexander]

Please tell me Neogaf has "Best Thread of the Year" and we're not too late for 2014.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

I don't care if you believe me or not.
But here is it.

OP don't give in..let that be private.

 

[Slurmer]

BTW, The Hobbit 3 must be the least likely to get you laid movie in existence.

She will be too fucking tired, bored, and not turned on to wanna fuck at the end.

Dont make Revoh prove you wrong again

 

[Tabris]

Dont make Revoh prove you wrong again

lol, prove me wrong? I have been on his side through out this. Other people were calling him out so I said it would ensure credibility. Honestly, I just wanted to see what a cheater's Skype conversation looks like. Whether they talk at all about their spouses.

 

[Zoolader]

lol, prove me wrong? I have been on his side through out this. Other people were calling him out so I said it would ensure credibility. Honestly, I just wanted to see what a cheater's Skype conversation looks like. Whether they talk at all about their spouses.

He's not dumb enough to get banned for posting a link to amateur porn.

 

[xam3l]

OP is on the verge of reaching God Tier status if it gets lucky tonight.

I dont believe in saints, but for you I will pray.

Join me GAF.

 

[SDBurton]

On the flip, if he does get his dick wet after viewing the cinema equivalent of Nyquil, he'd need to be GAF knighted

LOL

 

[wachie]

Wish OP the best of luck.

Congrats on ruining someone with an established relationship and child to feel better about your 10 month relationship ending.

Fit me in the "none of your business" crowd.

Does this fit into the "white knight" category?

 

[giancarlo123x]

I'll tune back in later for the followup.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Wish OP the best of luck.


Does this fit into the "white knight" category?

Nah, victim blaming

 

[NEO0MJ]

This thread sure is something.

 

[Savitar]

Here comes the head shot.

 

[Azuran]

He's not dumb enough to get banned for posting a link to amateur porn.

Someone posted a hardcore porn link on the pervy thread over on Gaming side and he's still alive right now. Mods must be on a holiday break atm.

 

[wachie]

Nah, victim blaming

Thanks for the correction.

 

[Death Metalist]

Someone posted a hardcore porn link on the pervy thread over on Gaming side and he's still alive right now. Mods must be on a holiday break atm.

lol, that's messed up. I don't know if we could talk about why we got banned but earlier this month I got banned for posting a gif of an animal doing a lewd act for laughs. I'll never understand why though especially because it's not the first time it was posted.

 

[etrain911]

What a ride, GAF, what a ride. In 30 pages OP has gone from (emotional) cuckold, to hero, to possible villain, to hero, to godhood.

 

[Bricky]

Holy shit, how did I miss this thread?

*Applauds OP*

 

[Amagon]

As a person who has been cheated on, you're doing what I would of done too OP. Godspeed and hope next year will be a great year for ya buddy!

 

[Twilight Gap]

wait, season two started already?

 

[Skux]

wait, season two started already?

It's like the GAF version of Serial.

 

[terrene]

wait, season two started already?

Lool "season 2"

Best part is you can stream it on demand!

 

[Morrigan Stark]

You know I don't believe you.

what you really meant was "I see all these quote posts and I feel the need to be a killjoy." bee honesty

I guess, lol. I mean it's a sad state when doing the reasonable, mature, adult thing is considered heroic, is all.

 

[thenexus6]

wait, season two started already?

Yeah, I didn't think Season two would air so quickly!!

 

[RatskyWatsky]

On the flip, if he does get his dick wet after viewing the cinema equivalent of Nyquil, he'd need to be GAF knighted

oh my lord

lol

 

[FortuneFaded]

What a ride, GAF, what a ride.

Hopefully a luck lady will be saying something similar later tonight.

 

[Glorified G]

The wife responded.
Asked for the link of my Google Drive folder which has the logs.
Boom.

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

End it and give his wife an anonymous tip.