I give up. I find my cousin more sexually attractive than my GF and she dumps me?

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Im usually away from gaf on weekends but I sure am glad I made it on today. That's a bummer she broke up with you op but this is kinda hilarious. If anything, laugh it off although every now and again you will feel an internal cringe. I mean, the relationship was kinda doomed if you're not allowed to have a lock on your phone.
 
Too bad op. But look on the bright side, when a door closes a window opens. Your now free to pursue your cousin without the third wheel, so this could be a blessing in disguise.
 
freenudemacusers said:
even with the weird creepy joke to the cousin while drunk, i'm just going to assume there is way more to this than just that one solitary event.

remember everyone, this

" And also, you are sexually more attractive than her, LOL"

equals this

well, I made an inappropriate joke to her and she ignored it. We use to joke around that way years ago and it didnt fly with her. I guess she matured.


from the op's perspective. not what i'd call a reliable narrator. 'inappropriate joke'. maybe the cousin just got tired of years of creepy come-ons and clued the gf in.
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Yeah I get the impression this was the case too :s If I found out my boyfriend had been making inappropriate sexual comments to his cousin, possibly for years, I'd probably be kinda creeped out too.. to say the least.
 
Jesus I one of the first to reply thinking it was one of those typical "Having Issues with his Girlfriend", his GF being over Dramatic about a *Sexual Joke* But this...THIS Hooooollllyy Crap man your Cousin? Man I take back what I said no wonder your GF dumped you lol.
 
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StanleyStutters said:
OP: Hey guess who got a great gf now???

Cousin: Who is this?

OP: Your cousin. Remember you said I couldn't get one 15 years ago haha

Cousin: Oh...

OP: Friend me?

Cousin: Why?

OP: You're smart, beautiful, talented, funny, perfect, etc.

OP: And also, you are sexually more attractive than my gf, LOL

Cousin: WTF?

OP: jk
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The way the OP put it, I felt the joke wasn't that bad.

But put into this context it's absolutely creepy, sad, and hilarious.
 
Hahaha, oh wow....


Yeah, you're gonna get dumped. I mean not only did you call your cousin send but you directly compared her to your girl?! And said she looks better?

Take the L. People think it stands for "Lose" but in this case it also stands for "Learn" as in learn never to disrespect your woman like that.

Cmon son....
 
Sometimes I see super intelligent stuff that makes me think GAF is one of the smartest forums out there then threads like these come along.

Never change GAF.
 
Man..this thread

OP in conjunction with your cousin most likely outing you for being a creep you have inadvertently reinforced the internal justification your now ex girlfriend had for being so demanding and insecure.

You have provided the ammo she needs to make the next 2 or 3 guys she dates dump her for being crazy insecure.

Good job


Also avoid that side of the family, im sure they have heard already from your cousin.
 
Daemul said:
Eh, no. My GF is usually there since she's close with my cousins and she knows not to take it seriously, and she isn't afraid to dish out similar to me either. Not all girls are insecure people who you need to walk on eggshells around, many are just as willing to take part in the banter, especially where I'm from.
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Jokes about having sex with relatives? Are you from the Deep South? Or Bristol if you're British?
 
It's an acceptable joke if

a) your relationship with your cousin is great and she knows it
b) its a couple who's really into each other , and banter a lot.

In a relationship that isn't consolidated and with some shitty past behavior ? You fucked up. That's just it.
 
Jea Song said:
Here's the joke. It's stupid, you will all prob say I deserve the breakup but i'll be honest. It's not even a joke really but this is what I said.

She asked me why should she friend me on FB. I listed reasons like I think she is smart, ect

and at the end I said

" And also, you are sexually more attractive than her, LOL"

Look, if I deserved the breakup over that comment. That obviously was stupid, inappropriate go ahead and tear me apart. I want to know if it was justified for her to breakup over that comment.

To be 100% clear nothing ever happened between me and my cousin in any sexual mamer
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Your drunkness let your inner beast out, I have seen that in Bloodborne.

She is kind of a cunt for checking your phone tbh.

I would have probably also dump your ass in that situation thought.
 
I guess it's true what they say, good guys who tell their cousins they're more sexually attractive than their girlfriend always finish last.
 
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