Re: The Curse of Monkey Island:
Murray is an undead skull that has the ability to talk and not do anything else. He can't even move on his own, really. Paradoxically, he thinks he's a fearsome scourge of the Caribbean. And I can't fucking stand him.
There are many jokes I don't like in CoMI. And then those jokes end and there's another one and sometimes I'll like that one and everything will be swell again. Just fire jokes at the player as fast as you like, some are bound to land! That's a good style of comedy. The Marx Brothers did that. And if you say the Marx Brothers are bad, I will fight you.
But Murray is a joke that doesn't end. He resides at the very apex of all that is absolute patience-testing wank. He's like a living avatar of the self-indulgence of a comedy writer who has grown enamored with his own jokes. After approximately half a dozen lines, Murray has fully exhausted his comedy repertoire. And then he continues. And then he leaves. And then you meet him again, and again, and again, because he's a recurring character. Murray is a one-liner being shouted at you over and over. Even his name lingers like it's fucking psoriasis. Just another ~*totally random*~ aspect of the same terrible joke. Murray isn't a fearsome and imposing name! How zany!
Fuck Murray. Fuck him all day long.
Murray is an undead skull that has the ability to talk and not do anything else. He can't even move on his own, really. Paradoxically, he thinks he's a fearsome scourge of the Caribbean. And I can't fucking stand him.
There are many jokes I don't like in CoMI. And then those jokes end and there's another one and sometimes I'll like that one and everything will be swell again. Just fire jokes at the player as fast as you like, some are bound to land! That's a good style of comedy. The Marx Brothers did that. And if you say the Marx Brothers are bad, I will fight you.
But Murray is a joke that doesn't end. He resides at the very apex of all that is absolute patience-testing wank. He's like a living avatar of the self-indulgence of a comedy writer who has grown enamored with his own jokes. After approximately half a dozen lines, Murray has fully exhausted his comedy repertoire. And then he continues. And then he leaves. And then you meet him again, and again, and again, because he's a recurring character. Murray is a one-liner being shouted at you over and over. Even his name lingers like it's fucking psoriasis. Just another ~*totally random*~ aspect of the same terrible joke. Murray isn't a fearsome and imposing name! How zany!
Fuck Murray. Fuck him all day long.