Jesus dude, don't sound so desperate. Just take the L. You can make your 'European beer is better than American beer' thread if you want but this thread is about sandwiches.
Has the World War 2 talk started yet?
Jesus dude, don't sound so desperate. Just take the L. You can make your 'European beer is better than American beer' thread if you want but this thread is about sandwiches.
That looks like it was photographed in an abandoned dentist office.
I'm not american and that thing looked like some austere bullshit. Europe isn't the 3rd world, put some damn flare into your cooking.
You mean the piece of bread with cheese on top, aka the Struggwich?
So did some american have a glass of piss from some european that told him it was beer? And thats how american beer was invented? Because your beer does probably taste better than piss, although I never tasted piss. But yeah you have a better version of piss, in a bottle.
this thread is about sandwiches.
So did some american have a glass of piss from some european that told him it was beer? And thats how american beer was invented? Because your beer does probably taste better than piss, although I never tasted piss. But yeah you have a better version of piss, in a bottle.
So a thread asking if Americans just eat sandwiches found only in cartoons is making you laugh at the US. Right.Just the first few pages of this thread have had me laughing with how Americans have reacted to a cheese sandwich.
Look at what the guy was quoting.
I didn't realize New Jersey was part of Europe.[/URL]
Its sad that people have to stoop to shit like this to try and save face from the farce OP posted. Im an American who lived in Italy for almost 10 years. There is great food in yurop. Italian panini is amazing. The "sandwich" posted by OP is not only bullshit but im not even sure most people I've encountered from Europe would eat that at any part of the day.American bread sucks.
American cheese sucks as well.
So they have to pile on veggies and condiments and sauces and pickles to make it digestible.
Their deli meats are pretty limited. Like, they have perhaps 10 or 15 types of deli meat, while in Europe you can easily find 30 or more different types of sandwich meat. That said, pastrami or corned beef from a jewish-type deli, or turkey from the cutting board is pretty tasty.
But OP is correct, the single slice of bread with ONLY cheese or ONLY deli meat is definitely weird for them.
That's an ostehøvel. Norway's proudest invention.When I was in New York City on vacation, I noticed that the Americans lack one extremely important thing for sandwich making.
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A fucking osthyvel!
How can you NOT have this in every home? We had to cut the cheese using knives! Knives! Like savages!
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Also very nice on a single or double slice of bread WITH BUTTER![]()
I raise your lousy sammwiches with:
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Smörgåstårta.
Can you break down the ingredients please?
Im an American who lived in Italy for almost 10 years. There is great food in yurop. Italian panini is amazing. The "sandwich" posted by OP is not only bullshit but im not even sure most people I've encountered from Europe would eat that at any part of the day.
There's quite a difference between food from Southern and from Northern Europe. The sandwich that OP posted looks a little bland, but I guarantee that in many Northern European countries, people eat stuff like that for breakfast and lunch. Kids take it with them to school in their lunch boxes, workers in their lunch pails, etc. Two thin slices of bread, some butter, one topping, cut in half. And while it looks a bit bland, it might actually pretty darn tasty, provided the bread and cheese are themselves good.
If you were to make such a simple 'sandwich' using the standard American Wonderbread and Kraft Singles, the result would be horrible. But that's cuz Wonderbread and Kraft Singles just plain suck.
When I was in New York City on vacation, I noticed that the Americans lack one extremely important thing for sandwich making.
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A fucking osthyvel!
How can you NOT have this in every home? We had to cut the cheese using knives! Knives! Like savages!
Wow ok. Its not like I only spent time in Italy, moved around quite a bit but I will take your word.There's quite a difference between food from Southern and from Northern Europe. The sandwich that OP posted looks a little bland, but I guarantee that in many Northern European countries, people eat stuff like that for breakfast and lunch. Kids take it with them to school in their lunch boxes, workers in their lunch pails, etc. Two thin slices of bread, some butter, one topping, cut in half. And while it looks a bit bland, it might actually pretty darn tasty, provided the bread and cheese are themselves good.
If you were to make such a simple 'sandwich' using the standard American Wonderbread and Kraft Singles, the result would be horrible. But that's cuz Wonderbread and Kraft Singles just plain suck.
Well actually, Super market quality is a bit better than what we have in my experience. Then again, Kraft has a cheese brand over there that people buy as well that is better than what we usually get in the States.The comparison is invalid. I'm sure that in Europe they have supermarket bread and cheese that's cheap and made for the masses. Let's stop with the assumptions that all bread in America is limited to Wonderbread and all cheese is limited to Kraft Singles. Because it's been established many times over in this thread that it isn't.
What has also been established is that even when you take a slice of good bread and a slice of good cheese and put that cheese on the bread, it's not a sandwich in the English definition of the word. It's understandable that some European countries have something like this that they translate to sandwich, but it's not the same thing.
Well actually, Super market quality is a bit better than what we have in my experience. Then again, Kraft has a cheese brand over there that people buy as well that is better than what we usually get in the States.
I think it boils down mostly to stricter European food guidelines/practices when it comes to preservatives and sugars and such. It can work to their advantage in some areas (good cheap bread and cheese) and badly in others (Coke/softdrinks and candy).
So did some american have a glass of piss from some european that told him it was beer? And thats how american beer was invented? Because your beer does probably taste better than piss, although I never tasted piss. But yeah you have a better version of piss, in a bottle.
Of course thats what it is, did you read what I said? Alot of this thread has been people posting store/restaurant bought sandwiches.^ that picture is a picture of pre-made sandwiches that you buy outside your home. I'm talking about the stuff the average family eats at home.
Well I'm just saying that you have to pay more for quality in US than you do in Europe. And people generally don't care about quality versus saving a quick buck here.I haven't shopped for bread or cheese in Europe so I'll have to accept that maybe you're right, maybe the baseline is higher. Are you saying that good bread and cheese is not available in the US?
The problem here is the starting assumption: that US supermarkets are limited to Wonderbread and Kraft Singles. If someone got a piece of Wonderbread and a Kraft Single, that's a Struggwich, no doubt.
When I was in New York City on vacation, I noticed that the Americans lack one extremely important thing for sandwich making.
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A fucking osthyvel!
How can you NOT have this in every home? We had to cut the cheese using knives! Knives! Like savages!
Wine. Beer. Cider. Champagne. Fuck, anything alcoholic. Pizza. Bread. Cheese. Meat (no, you can't compete with jamón ibérico). Ice cream. Mayonnaise (the Dutch do it best). Chips (all about that steak cut). Cars. Bikes.
Culture.
Are there any questions?
Edit: I have to call out steak cut "chips" specifically because that's literally the worst way to cut a french fry. Wow you guys are awful at food, just dreadful.
Not all American beers are horrible. Sure, Budweiser is ubiquitous and very popular, but you can get top-tier beers like Heineken almost anywhere.
Well you guys are clearly better at being wrong about everything and being totally ignorant of whats going on in America. So you have that over us, and that's about it.
Edit: I have to call out steak cut "chips" specifically because that's literally the worst way to cut a french fry. Wow you guys are awful at food, just dreadful.
There are over 100 craft and microbreweries in New York State alone, lacking good beer we are not. I'd also put Heineken far, far down the list in terms of great beer. It's mid-tier at best.
So a thread asking if Americans just eat sandwiches found only in cartoons is making you laugh at the US. Right.
Also, drop the word 'sandwich'. It's not a useful term in this context.
That slice is bread with cheese on it, from page one, is not strictly a sandwich. It's just a slice of bread with cheese on it. Nobody in Yurope calls that a 'sandwich.' For breakfast or lunch, people might eat 3 or 4 of those slices of bread. Thinly sliced bread, with one topping.
A sandwich is what you get when you go to Subway .
Now, sometimes I'd rather have a slice of fresh sourdough with butter and some aged Gouda on it that a fully loaded sub from Subway.
Has the World War 2 talk started yet?
Europe can't even barbecue and that's so sad lol
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Yeah Europe may have better cheese but do you know what else they had? That's right, Hitler! I think America wins this one.
ReAxion stooping so low as to post crimes against humanity in a sandwich thread.
what do you call a piece of bread with a topping on? You still call it a sandwich - open sandwich for sticklers. You don't just call it 'a piece of bread with topping on'
I don't side with Americans often, but I'd gladly take American sandwiches over a piece of toast with cheese or a fucking hardboiled egg and easy-squeeze cheese on what looks like a cracker.
Steak fries...always soggy.
what do you call a piece of bread with a topping on? You still call it a sandwich - open sandwich for sticklers. You don't just call it 'a piece of bread with topping on'
That's caviar and crisp bread, Jesus Christ man, learn something new once in a while.
The fact that Europeans think shitty ass Heineken is good beer alone shows how shitty their taste buds are.
US has the best beer in the world. Anyone knowledgable with beer will tell you that. We have the top or near top in every type of beers from ipas to imperial stouts. The only place that might even have a say is Belgium but that lack the variety of the US.
The cheese scene in the US is following the same path as the craft beer scene. Like the beer scene US will have the top cheeses in the world too in a few decades.
Bread? No freakin idea why we suck with that(in comparison with France, we are on par with Spain) must be the water.
The fact that Europeans think shitty ass Heineken is good beer alone shows how shitty their taste buds are.
Caviar comes out of a fish, not a toothpaste tube.
Who said that?
Not all American beers are horrible. Sure, Budweiser is ubiquitous and very popular, but you can get top-tier beers like Heineken almost anywhere.
When you troll it should be semi believableUS has the best beer in the world.
Add me to the list of people who own one of those. I wasn't under the impression that they were uncommon either, since you can find them in any place that stocks kitchen supplies in the US. Maybe the people you stayed with just weren't the types to cook for themselves regularly?When I was in New York City on vacation, I noticed that the Americans lack one extremely important thing for sandwich making.
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A fucking osthyvel!
How can you NOT have this in every home? We had to cut the cheese using knives! Knives! Like savages!
Laughing