Support NeoGAF

[Palmer_v1]

My book club is halfway done with Yeeny's seminal entry in the spider-based erotic fiction category.

It's titled "The Art of Seduction: My Time in ISIS"

Foreword by MikeHawk.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

It's OK, not as good as this though:

I always thought "The" was your middle name.

 

[Karkador]

IT'S NOT ROY 'THE ONE'?

SHIT

 

[Haly]

IT'S NOT ROY 'THE ONE'?

SHIT

WHAT

Also where's the spectator thread or how do I get access to it?

 

[Burbeting]

WHAT

Also where's the spectator thread or how do I get access to it?

It's in outer gafia. I gave your account access to it .

 

[squidyj]

Great. Now I'm going to wind up mysteriously modkilled.

IT'S NOT ROY 'THE ONE'?

SHIT

My life has been a lie.

 

[Haly]

It's in outer gafia. I gave your account access to it .

 

[StarSketch]

-headdesks repeatedly-

 

[Hyperactivity]

IT'S NOT ROY 'THE ONE'?

SHIT

WHAAAATTT

BOOOOO

BOOOOOO

BAD SHOW ROY THE ONE

 

[Xamtheking]

I guess

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Ace Attorney first mafia to find scum?(in season 5 ofc)

Take that you princesses and lovers!

 

[Karkador]

Didn't it start first?

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Didn't it start first?

Dont rain on my parade :/

 

[starsky]

Ace Attorney first mafia to find scum?(in season 5 ofc)

Take that you princesses and lovers!

Didn't it start first?

 

[StarSketch]

Ace Attorney first mafia to find scum?(in season 5 ofc)

Take that you princesses and lovers!

lol

 

[Xamtheking]

WE GET SALVAPOT?
BEST GAME EVEERRRRRRR

 

[*Splinter]

Even as a mod, Sorian can't stop scum hunting

That was hilarious though, gg

 

[Darryl]

i think if you count volcano it might push me into the 1K+ers. i put in a lot of work that game, for absolutely no reason

 

[squidyj]

i think if you count volcano it might push me into the 1K+ers. i put in a lot of work that game, for absolutely no reason

What the hell is volcano?

 

[roytheone]

Alright, time to go to the PW thread with some sick as rea.......

..........

............

.......well.......eh......ok then? Jay, we caught scum!....I guess....

WE GET SALVAPOT?
BEST GAME EVEERRRRRRR

Is it mean that I hope he got into the scum team and we end up having like 6 cops? >

IT'S NOT ROY 'THE ONE'?

SHIT

It's actually Roy "the one owl that really hates El topo and Germans in general, that also always will be lynching Fireblend and that pretends that he hates spiders but actually thinks spiders are pretty dope", but that is such a mouthful, so i shorten it.

 

[*Splinter]

You forgot to blame Sorian

Spoiler

and complain about game balance

 

[Gorlak]

Hey, this isn't the first time people jump in the games and express confusion:

Haha what the hell is this shit? Read the op but that didnt clear anything up

We should come up with a super cool introduction to mafia. 4-5 lines which convey the general idea of what we are doing and c&p that to the first posts. It has to be super duper eloquent and witty though.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

Hey, this isn't the first time people jump in the games and express confusion:

We should come up with a super cool introduction to mafia. 4-5 lines which convey the general idea of what we are doing and c&p that to the first posts. It has to be super duper eloquent and witty though.

*lights ouro bat signal*

 

[Sorian]

*lights ouro bat signal*

Not too bright, he might have a headache this morning

 

[roytheone]

*lights ouro bat signal*

HEY! be careful with that thing. I need it soon.

 

[Ourobolus]

zzzzzzzzzzwha....?

 

[nin1000]

Come. Back. crab.

 

[Kevyt]

There's a bloodborne Mafia???

Where's the thread?

 

[Sorian]

There's a bloodborne Mafia???

Where's the thread?

It was in voting for the season and will be making it's debut at a later time.

Get Hype!

 

[Kevyt]

It was in voting for the season and will be making it's debut at a later time.

Get Hype!

\o/

 

[Sorian]

\o/

 

[SalvaPot]

Well this should be fun.

 

[Sawneeks]

 

[Kevyt]

 

[squidyj]

Nothing makes me sadder than watching players go up to kill djura right away. You gotta wait and befriend him so you can get the cool emote, then you viciously betray him.

 

[Sawneeks]

Spoiler

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nothing makes me sadder than watching players go up to get bodied by djura right away. You gotta wait and befriend him so you can get the cool emote, then you viciously betray him.

ftfy

Befriend him for the emote, kill him for his clothes. It's a win/win.

 

[cabot]

that's filthy

 

[Sorian]

Spoiler

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[roytheone]

STOP WITH THOSE BLOODBORNE GIFS!!

The wait for Dark souls III is already hard enough ;__;

 

[squidyj]

Spoiler

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ftfy

Befriend him for the emote, kill him for his clothes. It's a win/win.

wait, people lose to djura?

 

[Sawneeks]

STOP WITH THOSE BLOODBORNE GIFS!!

The wait for Dark souls III is already hard enough ;__;

ONLY LIKE 6 WEEKS ROY

WE ONLY HAVE TO WAIT 6 WEEKS

wait, people lose to djura?

pfffft, I know, right? W-what kind of horrible souls player loses to him? Multiple times? The worst kind, that's who. >.>;;;

 

[roytheone]

ONLY LIKE 6 WEEKS ROY

WE ONLY HAVE TO WAIT 6 WEEKS

BUT I COULDN'T PLAY BLOODBORNE, SO I NEED IT NOOOOW

 

[*Splinter]

If djura is that guy on top of a tower, I never would have been able to kill him if he hadn't thrown himself to his death for no reason.

I assume it was pity.

 

[Sawneeks]

BUT I COULDN'T PLAY BLOODBORNE, SO I NEED IT NOOOOW

SHHHHH, IT'S OKAY.

THE EXTRA WAIT WILL BE 3 EVEN BETTER.

Spoiler

although you got to get on that bloodborne train roy

If djura is that guy on top of a tower, I never would have been able to kill him if he hadn't thrown himself to his death for no reason.

I assume it was pity.

He got scared knowing he could never beat a hunter of such nimble prowess that he opted to not fight you at all.

At least, that's what I like to believe after trying to beat him 6 times. >.>

 

[squidyj]

the funny thing about djura is he looks like a guy that would get beaten by maintaining range
but he gets up real quick after getting hit so you can't keep him away you just gotta abuse his attack animations because.

 

[Zubz]

I guess

Yeah, we did it! ... In a sense.

 

[roytheone]

SHHHHH, IT'S OKAY.

THE EXTRA WAIT WILL BE 3 EVEN BETTER.

Spoiler

although you got to get on that bloodborne train roy

As soon as the bloodborne train enters the PC station, I will!

Spoiler

That will never happen though

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

As soon as the bloodborne train enters the PC station, I will!

Spoiler

That will never happen though

i am with u owl

i no has ps4

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[cabot]

I had a ps4 once.

I threw it out the window when I saw Love Boat this morning.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

I had a ps4 once.

I threw it out the window when I saw Love Boat this morning.

lol