Ya but between my substance abuse and years of watching Bad MMA I have all kinds of vague memories. I also have vague but distinct memories of watching Joe Daddy get beheaded in a special weapons overtime round. According to wikipedia that never happened, but he did get choked by a former gay porn star.
Did the Bad MMA drive you to substance abuse? Or was it your overindulgence in substances that led down the slippery slope to Bad MMA? Or just an unholy matrimony?
There was some dude in Bad MMA who called time out, then just climbed out of the cage and headed off backstage...