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[PhoncipleBone]

Space Chimps?! Lol. Thanks for reminding me of that film.

 

[Downhome]

I would see Batman vs Space Chimps

Please, someone photoshop a side view of one of the space chimps over Superman in this image...

Here are even some options to use...

 

[bananafactory]

I'm telling you guys right now

JLApes adaptation is the future

I hear they are adding this post credits scene to BvS as we speak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmzUEQxOvA

 

[AlfredX1990]

That title

 

[User 479360]

I'm not surprised by the movie's RT and Metacritic scores, which I just looked at. It is a Zack Snyder movie with a somewhat dumb premise, after all. Probably style over substance again.

I don't really want to support it financially, but that will mean waiting to see it. Dilemmas.

 

[VeryGooster]

So

Mars Needs Moms has a higher RT score

Just FYI

 

[Apathy]

That title, oh man, this is getting better and better

 

[orthodoxy1095]

So

Mars Needs Moms has a higher RT score

Just FYI

Wow. That's amazing actually.

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

Lol thanks. I'd never heard of The Room before, but that gif perfectly sums up its rating.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

whoops.

 

[Timu]

I disagree, this is the worst movie of all time and people must be punished for it.

I seriously doubt that, lol.

 

[Mizerman]

That's like... three Batman v Supermans!

And that's terrible.

 

[Nameless]

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

So at what point do reviewers go: 'Everyone's shitting on the movie, let's see who can be the best at it'

 

[Primethius]

And while on one hand Batman v Superman should leave us worried for the future, on the other it's already made those upcoming films look better — not because it achieved some new height of superhero filmmaking but because it, and Snyder, discovered the floor.

.

These reviews are straight savage!

 

[Nibiru]

I liked Watchmen and that is not well reviewed so maybe I'll like this?

 

[Siegcram]

What in the almighty fuck is a Space Chimp?

 

[Thebeardofknowledge]

Those thread titles keeping fucking slaying me

 

[BudokaiMR2]

These reviews are straight savage!

 

[Apathy]

I liked Watchmen and that is not well reviewed so maybe I'll like this?

Watchman is at 65%. Compared to this, it's a masterpiece.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

I would see Batman vs Space Chimps

Directed by Michael Bay.

 

[ultracal31]

What in the almighty fuck is a Space Chimp?

One of the first movies I worked on which for some reason they thought the best idea to release it was the same week as Dark Knight

It didn't make a lot of money as a result

 

[Downhome]

What in the almighty fuck is a Space Chimp?

 

[Mix Master]

I wonder if Bish keeps changing the title, come on bruh

 

[AlfredX1990]

I liked Watchmen and that is not well reviewed so maybe I'll like this?

Watchmen almost doubles BvS score

 

[Herbs]

One of the first movies I worked on which for some reason they thought the best idea to release it was the same week as Dark Knight

It didn't make a lot of money as a result

lol

 

[Timu]

I mean it started at like 14 didn't it? Lol

Yep, 14 is where it started from.

 

[BudokaiMR2]

I can appreciate the attempt with something like that in the same way I can appreciate the attempt to make a more sombre and drama-driven Hulk film but the big problem I have with those transitions is that this is a movie and in the movie they made those transitions are really awkward and took me out of the film. There's a way to do the comic panel transitions in a movie and this one did not do it right.

I can't deny they were probably overused in parts, but they really did look slick IMO especially at the time.

Then again I have not re-watched this movie since it debuted in theaters. I am pretty sure I was also high out of my mind. Although even that didn't make that last scene any better.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Tell me... do you bleed?

You will.

 

[bananafactory]

I mean it started at like 14 didn't it? Lol

It was at 8% at one point.

 

[Cipherr]

.

And while on one hand Batman v Superman should leave us worried for the future, on the other it's already made those upcoming films look better — not because it achieved some new height of superhero filmmaking but because it, and Snyder, discovered the floor.

Hooooooly fckkkkkk man. They are destroying this movie.

Tell me... do you bleed?

You will.

LMAO

 

[vinnygambini]

Couldn't WB plan some reshoots or something to salvage this film from mediocrity.

I mean Paramount did so for World War Z, PARAMOUNT.

It's sad.

 

[Toxi]

Tell me... do you bleed?

You will.

Bobby, you're killing me.

 

[Dai101]

So

Mars Needs Moms has a higher RT score

Just FYI

 

[Sibersk Esto]

goddammit bobby

 

[illmatic22]

Tell me... do you bleed?

You will.

DEAD


I forgot Space Chimps even existed lol.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Tell me... do you bleed?

You will.

 

[Mix Master]

Tell me... do you bleed?

You will.

motherfuck

 

[Vibranium]

.

Well if we've reached the floor, we'll get All-Star Superman someday.

 

[Toxi]

So

Mars Needs Moms has a higher RT score

Just FYI

Well the Martians look way scarier than Doomsday.

 

[botty]

 

[Future]

I liked Watchmen and that is not well reviewed so maybe I'll like this?

Watchmen was 66%

This has to be straight garbage

 

[Fret]

Well the Martians look way scarier than Doomsday.

christ that image loading was literally like a jumpscare

 

[Ben Morales]

Please post more so we can get a new page. *shivers*

 

[Hades Hotgun]

Heh The average ratings though are quite different, which I think a lot of people ignore when looking at RT.

3.5 vs 5.2 doesn't strike me as significantly different ratings with only a 1.7 difference. Both are poor showings and the user reviews for The Room are actually a bit higher than the critical reviews for BvS. I wonder how the fan reaction to this film will turn out given the somewhat factious nature of the genre.

 

[José Mourinho]

Going to see it at midnight (UK), pretty excited despite the reviews. Really didn't like Man of Steel but hoping the VS spin on things will make it enjoyable. Pumped for Batfleck

 

[VeryGooster]

Yes what a shame Zombie Strippers never rises above its premise.

 

[bananafactory]

I thought the OT would kill this thread but we're still trucking along.

I don't see this budging more than a % or 2 at this point. Will likely settle between 33-35.

So in 5 years when people ask how it is, you can say "Somewhere between Paul Blart and Space Chimps"

 

[Alexandre]

 

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