FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises
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Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
liliththepale
Banned
Listen, the tooth hurty dentist appointment joke is a classic and I will not have it be slandered.
I'd bet on Lili never having seen Drive
Oh... I get it. Okay, you win that one
Chuckie
Member
I have never seen it.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
...in my defence I read it as "half two"
I didn't notice her email tag until after I had written most of my response, so I just didn't make the connection. I've got a headache.
Chuckie
Member
Lol... now I get it
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
There was this one time when a pudgy looking TSA agent opened my protein bar package because she wanted to see the macros.
Fuck Philly.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
This cute hippy looking security guard at Adelaide Airport was talking to me about my crystal necklace while testing me for explosives. That was interesting. Haven't seen him since
Hahaha, that's just too much.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
"Side effects of sertraline: upset stomach"
YES VERY MUCH SO D:
YES VERY MUCH SO D:
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Philly's airport and the vermin that populates it are infuriating enough I've seriously pondered inducing a chub through the pockets at the security check in case some aggro TSA idiot wants to get frisky for no goddamned reason.
Chuckie
Member
This cute hippy looking security guard at Adelaide Airport was talking to me about my crystal necklace while testing me for explosives. That was interesting. Haven't seen him since
This pretty female security guard at Jakarta airport rubbed all over me with a metal detector. I didn't think it weird until I saw her checking someone else...she didn't touch the person with that detector.
I felt slightly violated. Just slightly though.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
My best memory at Philly's airport was TSA opening my luggage, only to find a dozen of Tenga eggs and half a dozen of soft silicone dildos on the hefty side. That day they left the suitcase shockingly intact, other than that large note they slip during controls so you know they have snooped around.
Full disclaimer: I was on a business trip to Vegas back when the dollar was shit and my friends asked me to bring all that stuff for a bachelor+bachelorette party. The Tenga eggs were shockingly well received, btw.
Full disclaimer: I was on a business trip to Vegas back when the dollar was shit and my friends asked me to bring all that stuff for a bachelor+bachelorette party. The Tenga eggs were shockingly well received, btw.
Never been molested or hit on by a TSA agent.
I've beent through the philly airport multiple times without incident
I've beent through the philly airport multiple times without incident
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I'm on that too. I have, uh, different side effects.
Details, you haven't been the armourer for a while, what's the new role?
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
...go on
*wants to know what else I'm potentially in for*
Ugh, I'm hungry but my stomach is so fucking cramped right now and I have no idea if I'll actually be able to keep any food down :/
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I'm a technical representative for Phalanx weapon system at Midnight Atlantic Regional Maintenance Center.
Basically when other commanda can't fix their shit, they call MARMC and they dispatch me to troubleshoot for them.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
So how often do you get to BRRRRRRRRT irl?
I went through the Philly airport last fall and didn't get groped once. Now I feel left out.
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Hey, I'm sure we've all ran cheap vegas dildos across state lines to flip for profit before.
You Know Nothing
Member
Woman has a mental breakdown, pull out all of her teeth. #TheKnick
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Your period might become irregular and you may have overactive bartholn glands
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
In all fairness, it's been two years since the last time I went through Philly, so things may have changed.
Still, my biggest complains are related to immigration lines and checks. Those are both huge and slow. It makes for a pretty awful airport if you need to connect two flights with a small layover.
The wondrous advances of early 20th century medical "science".
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Well fuck
So you get to troubleshoot your favorites?
your fucking avatar.
i died
CrudeDiatribe
Member
I'm in.
Just ran out, it is on the list for the next CostCo run.
Fake edit: this thread used to move a lot slower when I was sleeping.
Chuckie
Member
Hurray!
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CrudeDiatribe
Member
My phone just temporarily lost the ability to render one of the characters in the face. Thought we were thirsty pirates for a second.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
YES! And I get to work on LaWS the laser variant of phalanx that I've never touched before
Because of a moon? I'm confused.
You officially are the biggest badass of FakeGAF.
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On the plane now. See you all when it lands
somewhere
CrudeDiatribe
Member
"Don't look into laser with remaining good eye."
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
God
Between the cold and the stomach problems from the drugs
I do not feel like a pleasantboy
EDIT: Trab, want to come to Manchester later this year?
Between the cold and the stomach problems from the drugs
I do not feel like a pleasantboy
EDIT: Trab, want to come to Manchester later this year?
Chuckie
Member
Wait I'm lost, social worker? Support group?
Seaking has a heart shaped moon fetish.
Didn't even have to get on your case.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Quiet you
the whole kidney failing thing. I have a whole team bruv.
doctor, nurses, nutritionist, social worker etc
the social worker is always on my case "are you depressed blah blah blah?"
and I'm like "I'm too busy to be depressed"
well, I'm only going to school half time in the summer and so I have more time to think about things and it's taking a toll. I got a real negative feeling creeping in, like I've gone from ironic semi-joking nihilism to random full on fuck everything nihilism and it isn't cool
a nasty side effect is that I'm randomly mean to people. I was never this way before the divorce and kidney failure.
what can I say I'm on top of things!
Haha, wasn't even a slight at you.
He asked to be pushed if he didn't get around to it and I'd said I would remind him tomorrow.
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