FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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I, for one, am extremely proud of zee for voting for Bernard

Don't be. It means literally nothing considering how the primary is going for him. But, when he loses, Bernie supporters can't get on my case, and if Hilary wins the general and is a bad president, I can say that I didn't have a choice in the matter during the general. But if she's a good president then it doesn't matter anyway. I've covered all the bases.
 
Welp now my tooth hole is full of seaweed stuff which tastes disgusting on top of intense pain. On the plus side I got a script for painkillers.
 
Combine them all and you get raw, moist chicken nuggets.
 
Raw has changed.



In a sexual context, it just makes me think of chafing and I can't deal.

Raw and chaffing do not mix. Requires way less maintenance than not raw. It's way easier to stay wet than to make sure I'm keeping shit lubed up enough to prevent breakage or pain for me.

But y'know barring a couple of awful mistakes, raw is reserved for those who have earned that trust.
 
I'm not wearing pants and nobody is gonna stop me
 
I usually throw on shorts or something but NOT TODAY MY FRIENDS
 
I'm so considerate to people it always sucks to get flak for what other men do
I mean this goes for anyone

Shitty people ruin everything
 
When you have no pants on but it turns out there's actually people over

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Found in India, this species of frog have bloated body and an unusually pointy snout; it only spends two weeks a year on the surface of earth, leaving the underground for mating.

FakeGAF's spirit animal
 
Then why did you start doin it my boy? Get out there int he Bostonia world.

Then let me live vicariously because I live a sad existence.

I didn't choose, they opted me in and then just sent a message.

And I just met a girl who's super into Transformers so you'll have to excuse me for a minute.
 
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What do you call them? It's short for prescription. We abbreviate everything

Does it bother you that the word prescription has the word cript in it?

everybody I tell that joke to hates it, yet I persist

prescription. we're stupid enough to say the whole thing

I like learning aussie words

chemist, servo, bonnet, mackers, kindies, etc

Scrip(t) is a very common abbreviation for prescription. HN didn't teach you this?

Go watch more House MD.
 
Does it bother you that the word prescription has the word cript in it?

everybody I tell that joke to hates it, yet I persist



Scrip(t) is a very common abbreviation for prescription. HN didn't teach you this?

Go watch more House MD.

I don't think I've heard that but now that you've pointed it out I bet I start hearing it
 
When you want to do both memes at the same time but you don't have photoshop

 
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