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[WhereAreMahDragonz]

End my life, queen!

And she wants to hang out again

 

[You Know Nothing]

And she wants to hang out again

Nnnnnn @ my vicarious lesbian longings finally coming true.

I'm mad.

 

[Transhuman]

Me rn. I did get hunky snuggles though so yay me.

Is he going to be your boyfriend or is he for medicinal purposes only?

 

[Jobbs]

Hahahahahagag... giggling like an idiot

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

that meme and boi have to die.
unfunniest shit ever

 

[You Know Nothing]

Why does time pass so quickly while drunk?

#philosophicalquestions

 

[Lucian Cat]

Is he going to be your boyfriend or is he for medicinal purposes only?

Idk yet. Apparently I'm staying for dinner with the family lol.

And he just serenaded me with his guitar. Metalhead in a death metal band <3
Fake edit: and his keyboard.

Lawd.

 

[Clydefrog]

would you rather be a coconut tree or a great oak?

 

[You Know Nothing]

would you rather be a coconut tree or a great oak?

Great oak.

Make America Great Again™

 

[Jobbs]

that meme and boi have to die.
unfunniest shit ever

I didn't like it at first

but somehow it grew on me

never liked boi and never will, though

would you rather be a coconut tree or a great oak?

coconut trees are mass murderers. look it up.

 

[Clydefrog]

Great oak.

Make America Great Again™

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

would you rather be a coconut tree or a great oak?

coconuts kill people

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

They jump off the rock faces in Waimea(sp - too late at night?).

It's a windy as fuck beach.

Plus Man o'Wars.

I mean fuck dudes.

 

[timetokill]

I'm ashamed

Anyway guess who just had a great ass date

Really? Awesome!

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm breakin' dishes up in here
All night (Oh-oh)
I ain't gon' stop until I see police lights
I'm a fight a man tonight
I'm a fight a man tonight
I'm a fight a man

A man, a man, a ma-a-a-an
A man, a man, a ma-a-a-an

I'm still waitin', come through the door
I'm killin' time, you know bleachin' your clothes
I'm roastin' marshmallows on the fire
And what I'm burnin' is your attire
I'm gettin' restless
I'm gettin' tested
And I can't believe he's always out every night and never checks in
Is he cheatin', man I don't know
I'm lookin' around for something else to throw

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

she's way out of my league tho idgi

 

[Jobbs]

she's way out of my league tho idgi

not true

purge those negative thoughts please

 

[Symphonia]

she's way out of my league tho idgi

That's the biggest pile of doohickey I've ever heard. If anything, you're out of her league, not the other way round. Anyone would be lucky to have a queen like you.

 

[You Know Nothing]

she's way out of my league tho idgi

Basically, you're only hideous to yourself. So get over it.

 

[Clydefrog]

why dont body builders show off the penis? isn't it a muscle?

 

[timetokill]

why dont body builders show off the penis? isn't it a muscle?

Maybe they skip penis day

 

[You Know Nothing]

why dont body builders show off the penis? isn't it a muscle?

Because they're severely shrunken from the steroids.

 

[Jobbs]

why dont body builders show off the penis? isn't it a muscle?

it's a bone not a muscle you fuck

 

[timetokill]

it's a bone not a muscle you fuck

Are you saying these penis pushups I'm doing aren't going to help? D:

 

[Clydefrog]

it's a fucking muscle

 

[You Know Nothing]

it's a bone not a muscle you fuck

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, nah.

Jelquing makes it a muscle.

 

[Symphonia]

My penis is a third leg.

Various sauces on NeoGAF can confirm that for you.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My penis is a third leg.

Various sauces on NeoGAF can confirm that for you.

PM pls.

I mean uh PM so I can figure out the mysteries of the human penis in a completely scientific way.

 

[Clydefrog]

did anyone transfer their bed after they graduated college?

 

[Jobbs]

if you're wearing no pants put ya hands up. I wanna see them hands &#9834;

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[Symphonia]

PM pls.

I mean uh PM so I can figure out the mysteries of the human penis in a completely scientific way.

Sent.

Anyone else want it, hit me up. I'm a dirty forum whore.

 

[Jobbs]

whose hair even grows like that

all I get is a little patch in the middle

he's a werewolf

 

[timetokill]

I'm letting mine grow back, it'll probably be like that in about two weeks

i mean minus the nice body

 

[You Know Nothing]

Sent.

Anyone else want it, hit me up. I'm a dirty forum whore.

Nice. ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

whose hair even grows like that

all I get is a little patch in the middle

he's a werewolf

You're just mad!

 

[FUME5]

Can you not be hairy thirsty bastards for one minute?

 

[Clydefrog]

I have hair in all the wrong places

/country song

 

[You Know Nothing]

Can you not be hairy thirsty bastards for one minute?

I'm hardly ever thirsty, so cut me some slack.

I have hair in all the wrong places

/country song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrOeGCJdZe4

 

[Symphonia]

Nice. ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

My penis is officially YKN approved.

Huzzah.

 

[Clydefrog]

I'm hardly ever thirsty, so cut me some slack.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrOeGCJdZe4

that song is horrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM

 

[Deleted member 518153]

Sent.

Anyone else want it, hit me up. I'm a dirty forum whore.

Here pls too. I mean my libido is pretty shit right now since I'm having a horrible low today but I can definitely appreciate a nice highland dick.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My penis is officially YKN approved.

Huzzah.

I'd welcome more. ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

that song is horrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM

Portishead tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6rJn_TEu5Y

 

[Clydefrog]

i just found some really old condoms in the back of a drawer

UNUSED

 

[Deleted member 518153]

At least you didn't find any used ones under your bed, not even used by you!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

i just found some really old condoms in the back of a drawer

UNUSED

https://youtu.be/UYIAfiVGluk?t=172

 

[You Know Nothing]

https://youtu.be/UYIAfiVGluk?t=172

Oh my god. STAN THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.

Ugh, I love her so much.

 

[Clydefrog]

https://youtu.be/UYIAfiVGluk?t=172

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkgv3LoQY2o

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

this slays

 

[You Know Nothing]

Imogen Heap - Speeding Cars

Will your fave ever?

There, there, baby
It’s just text book stuff
It’s in the ABC of growin' up
Now, now, darlin’
Oh don’t kill yourself
'Cause none of us were angels
And you know I love you, yeah

 

[Clydefrog]

Windam browsing GAF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAJopwEYv8