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[FloatOn]

cute girl who likes star wars is not as rare as you think, I'm on my second this year...

This will be shallow but, she is also specifically physically attractive to my taste. Dark hair, pale, glasses, subtle tatts

 

[Jobbs]

cooties

This will be shallow but, she is also specifically physically attractive to my taste. Dark hair, pale, glasses, subtle tatts

man.. I don't want to tease you but it sounds like the girl I've been seeing is probably up your alley

 

[trab pu kcip]

I'd touch the hell out of some girl rn.

Damn straight. Not even worried about cooties either.

I sometimes wish I could function like that. I always need this stupid special connection to be aroused v_v it's terrible
and even then I worry about cooties

 

[FUME5]

Damn straight. Not even worried about cooties either.

I tentatively have a date Tuesday with this cool chick from Tinder. OKC nurse is hitting me up, but I'm not actually sure if she's sane.

I hope you touch stuffs.

EDIT

So do I trab, but this morning I'd make so many exceptions.

 

[FloatOn]

She's wearing a led Zeppelin t-shirt right now

Le sigh

 

[Jobbs]

She's wearing a led Zeppelin t-shirt right now

Le sigh

sly pics

 

[trab pu kcip]

She's wearing a led Zeppelin t-shirt right now

Le sigh

I hope you touch stuffs.

EDIT

So do I trab, but this morning I'd make so many exceptions.

I hope us wandering the desert will soon be over ~.~

 

[Granadier]

I sometimes wish I could function like that. I always need this stupid special connection to be aroused v_v it's terrible
and even then I worry about cooties

You must be very close with your vibrator then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I hope you touch stuffs.

Would be great! She was all for smoking in a park somewhere, but we are going for drinks at a bar nearby first. The thought of having sex in a park after dark is pretty arousing though, I must say.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

We need more dope mofos in the REALGAF discord channel

 

[marrec]

She's wearing a led Zeppelin t-shirt right now

Le sigh

Positively awful

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I sometimes wish I could function like that. I always need this stupid special connection to be aroused v_v it's terrible
and even then I worry about cooties

Which connections have you tried? If it's just USB you could try turning it upside down and seeing if that helps.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Which connections have you tried? If it's just USB you could try turning it upside down and seeing if that helps.

Its more complex then that. Its like that old tv thing that had all the little thingies

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Which connections have you tried? If it's just USB you could try turning it upside down and seeing if that helps.

ROFL

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Its more complex then that. Its like that old tv thing that had all the little thingies

All the little knobs to twist, and you had to match the right frequency? Those were the worst.

 

[FUME5]

*erotic static*

 

[trab pu kcip]

All the little knobs to twist, and you had to match the right frequency? Those were the worst.

This makes even more sense. Yep thats it

*erotic static*

Name of our sextape

 

[FUME5]

This makes even more sense. Yep thats it


Name of our sextape

*static intensifies*

EDIT

How long did Ceallach get banned for the porn?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

*static intensifies*

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Man, loads of GAF probably thinks I'm super gross

Tbh I probably am

But like I really don't care all that much about germs or whatever *shrug*

 

[Granadier]

The whole film is just blurry shapes that vaguely resemble pinkish bodies.

How long did Ceallach get banned for the porn?

Lol, this would be what she'd get banned for.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

EDIT

How long did Ceallach get banned for the porn?

 

[Deleted member 518153]

Man, loads of GAF probably thinks I'm super gross

Tbh I probably am

But like I really don't care all that much about germs or whatever *shrug*

You can forget the arranged marriage with Lea then...
_________

Fuck it, I'm going to wank in the restroom. I'm soooo triggered right now

 

[Jobbs]

You can forget the arranged marriage with Lea then...
_________

Fuck it, I'm going to wank in the restroom. I'm soooo triggered right now

don't...

 

[trab pu kcip]

Man, loads of GAF probably thinks I'm super gross

Tbh I probably am

But like I really don't care all that much about germs or whatever *shrug*

To be fair my last bf probably traumatized me in this regard.

 

[FUME5]

.

Hahahaha

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

You can forget the arranged marriage with Lea then...

Yeeaaah :c

To be fair my last bf probably traumatized me in this regard.

What did he do?

 

[Jobbs]

man people are already blowing shit up outside... Last one scared the hell out of me

 

[zeemumu]

man people are already blowing shit up outside... Last one scared the hell out of me

That's been going on for a week out here.

 

[Deleted member 518153]

don't...

Yeah, you're right. There is a noisy kid outside. Can't focus on fantasizing doing naughty stuff with some of you guys...

 

[marrec]

Hahahaha

Every time I get banned I get a month

 

[You Know Nothing]

I surprisingly haven't heard any early fireworks which is really bizarre because I live in the middle of bum-fuck-nowhere.

 

[Granadier]

Every time I get banned I get a month

#whitefemaleprivilege

 

[Jobbs]

Yeah, you're right. There is a noisy kid outside. Can't focus on fantasizing doing naughty stuff with some of you guys...

DO NOT JERK OFF TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler

jk I don't care

 

[You Know Nothing]

Both of my bans were two weeks as well.

#whitegayprivilege

 

[Vazra]

I spend 2 hours doing nothing in Sims 3. Somehow it felt relaxing.

 

[Nerdkiller]

And when she gets back...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dK4mNYiges

 

[Deleted member 518153]

DO NOT JERK OFF TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler

jk I don't care

::grabs the mic like some singer::

'This wank is dedicated to my bro Matt, keep on moisting the girls, brother'

 

[You Know Nothing]

Moist

 

[FUME5]

::grabs the mic like some singer::

'This wank is dedicated to my bro Matt, keep on moisting the girls, brother'

So creepy.

 

[jb1234]

Every time I'm in a bad mood, I load up DOOM. And every time, it makes me feel worse. What's with that?

 

[FUME5]

Every time I'm in a bad mood, I load up DOOM. And every time, it makes me feel worse. What's with that?

Demons bro.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm sitting here in a polo shirt with the collar popped.

I am the prep douche in high school.

 

[jb1234]

Demons bro.

It's the fucking Cacodemons. They're relentless. And MUCH nastier than they were in the older games.

 

[Jobbs]

::grabs the mic like some singer::

'This wank is dedicated to my bro Matt, keep on moisting the girls, brother'

Idontknowwhatiexpected.gif

 

[Vazra]

Every time I'm in a bad mood, I load up DOOM. And every time, it makes me feel worse. What's with that?

Here's a tip.

 

[marrec]

Why would you delete the best game of the year?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Why would you delete the best game of the year?

I never would. But that's mainly because given its file size it would take me a decade to download on my current connection.

 

[jb1234]

Here's a tip.

Dude, it took you FOREVER to install that!

 

[Jobbs]

I'm lowkey drunk installing league of legends, which I quit cold turkey some 6 months ago (because the game always led to me becoming pissed off, basically). god help me.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Ys makes me feel like a small and helpless child

It's truly...

"The Dark Souls of JRPGs"

Spoiler

huehuehue