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FakeGAF 8: Overthirst

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THIS IS HOW IT STARTS

Don't worry. I'm not drunk enough to post porn.

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lol you learned all this about the girl you're amazed by after a game of laser tag?

come on you just like how she looked! thats ok too

Oh I was just talking about my "type" which has been a thing i have learned over time and different experiences.

But yeah this girl I've been hanging with the last couple of days mainly just checks the appearance boxes.
 
Sitting in the plane for almost 2 hours now. Guess I'm just going to watch all the movies available...
 
It kinda sucks to feel alone sometimes. Not always mind you, usually I'm fine with it, but today's not one of those days.
 
10:48 really isn't the time to be mulling over the options of taking my chances with my current CS path, pulling magic out of my ass and going into engineering at the last minute, or joining the military after I finish my bachelors stuff.

CS path is the safest, I'd probably enjoy engineering more but I don't even know where I'd begin to get all that together, and the military one would work out eventually but it'd cause me to abandon my current life completely (literally everything and everyone) and I don't know if I'm ready to hit that reset button yet.

I just want to sleep, man.

Wow it took me 9 minutes to put that thought into words?
 
would you rather make out with an exquisitely beautiful woman such as the one in your avatar or kind of an average looking blah guy

Would you rather make out with Beatrice Martin or marrec is your question?

What kinna question is that you fuck?

:P
 
so far we've ascertained that you're a breeder who likes smelly cock. wtf went wrong

do you like porn where they pretend one of the guys is straight, which I've heard is a thing

Well, I'd totes make out with woman (while a bit intoxicated) but I really don't think it would ever go beyond that.

And no, that type of porn is really dumb.

MORE!
 
holy shit at the Ghostbuster Toy thread.

I can't just get into that. So many people in joy over female-based toys getting shafted because a movie might be bad. But we need to punish our media makers.
 
What movies are available?

There is The Lobster, BvS, even a German one. I watched The Fanservice Awakens because I haven't watched it yet. God, the acting was really shit in my opinion
Finn should hook up with Poe
 
Made it 4 songs into the new blink182 album and this will be very "old man yelling at cloud"

But how the fuck does a 44 year old man still make music that sounds like it is made for teenagers?

I just can't hang with pop punk anymore. Too repetitive. Too formulaic. It is probably the least interesting musical genre there is.

/rant
I hate this perspective

Why does pop-punk sound like it's made for teenagers? Why be so condescending about it?
 
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