THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
Life really is just one slippery slope.
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
lol you learned all this about the girl you're amazed by after a game of laser tag?
come on you just like how she looked! thats ok too
Sitting in the plane for almost 2 hours now. Guess I'm just going to watch all the movies available...
It kinda sucks to feel alone sometimes. Not always mind you, usually I'm fine with it, but today's not one of those days.
I'm blotto. Ask me anything.
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would you rather make out with an exquisitely beautiful woman such as the one in your avatar or kind of an average looking blah guy
would you rather make out with an exquisitely beautiful woman such as the one in your avatar or kind of an average looking blah guy
Would you rather make out with Beatrice Martin or marrec is your question?
What kinna question is that you fuck?
Would you rather make out with Beatrice Martin or marrec is your question?
What kinna question is that you fuck?
Considering I'm very inebriated, I'd totally choose a beautiful woman tbh.
haha straighto! hetero breath! er... what's a derogatory term for straight person
Breeder.
Ask me more questions!
Tbh, I'd choose you over Béatrice. The gay is strong.
LIKE IT'S HARDyou can't play the low self esteem card when you're hitting home runs right after starting tinder
smelly cock vs immaculate vagina
you have to oral one or the other
That is a mighty gay
I'd take the dick tbh. I can't resist its siren song.
More questions!
so far we've ascertained that you're a breeder who likes smelly cock. wtf went wrong
do you like porn where they pretend one of the guys is straight, which I've heard is a thing
Another saturday night survived. I'm so impressed that my tolerance didn't really go down
It's an ancient FakeGAF ritual.
You wouldn't understand.
Yup I def brought it back tonight lolMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
OK then.
I don't know what to do with myself after being so attached to someone else
Wonder what V's mom has been doing =PJust get drunk with us again tbh.
The left side of my face is almost covered with facial hair. This is a moment.
Now I need to wait for the right side.
Don't worry. I'm not drunk enough to post porn.
When u fall asleep at a friend's house and end up on snapchat
"Facial hair"The left side of my face is almost covered with facial hair. This is a moment.
I remember back in the day when I posted on slickdeals.net, it was against the ToS to post pictures of same-sex kissing.
They banned you for kissing yourself?
What movies are available?
Woke up with a killer hangover
HEEEELLLLPPP
drink a lot of water
isotonic drinks can also help
or drink a nice, cold beer
I hate this perspectiveMade it 4 songs into the new blink182 album and this will be very "old man yelling at cloud"
But how the fuck does a 44 year old man still make music that sounds like it is made for teenagers?
I just can't hang with pop punk anymore. Too repetitive. Too formulaic. It is probably the least interesting musical genre there is.
/rant
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ahahahaha screw you