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[Blackleg-sanji1]

Reads ops last update...What I say op..told ya.

 

[TheOfficeMut]

This was my first response to you so maybe you have me confused with the guy you called a prick? I was just explaining why I react the way I do. I'm not saying I wouldn't have the same thoughts as you (bolded), because I certainly would, and have. I'm just saying I now know, at least for me, I'm not going to get any information from them that would make me feel better no matter what they say, so I choose not to keep torturing myself trying. (Especially when it's someone who's been dishonest and probably on the defensive about being questioned after already being busted)



lmao To be fair he held out way longer than most of us would have

I don't really expect an update for a while now since it's pretty much on now

All's well then!

 

[nekkid]

Genuinely gutted I've got to go to bed.

 

[Vampirolol]

Soo, what arguments do you think the GF is going to bring to the table?

I'm for "It's your fault"

And also "I didn't mean to hurt you"

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Any updates from OP? I read the first 4 pages or so this morning.

We are live right now when shit is going down. Stay tuned.

 

[mjc]

Wait for her to get out of the bathroom. Have tea and biscuits ready. Cut biscuits into dick shapes.

"Fancy some dicks?"

 

[Ashhong]

Dying for an update here. He must be mid conversation with her

 

[Nightbird]

"It's your fault" is the low hanging fruit. You get a real betting pool open if you put down actual reasons why.

How about "i feel neglected because of your videogames?"

 

[cilonen]

This was my first response to you so maybe you have me confused with the guy you called a prick? I was just explaining why I react the way I do. I'm not saying I wouldn't have the same thoughts as you (bolded), because I certainly would, and have. I'm just saying I now know, at least for me, I'm not going to get any information from them that would make me feel better no matter what they say, so I choose not to keep torturing myself trying. (Especially when it's someone who's been dishonest and probably on the defensive about being questioned after already being busted)



lmao To be fair he held out way longer than most of us would have

I don't really expect an update for a while now since it's pretty much on now

Hopefully OP is installing Periscope as we speak...

Sincerely though, good luck OCD Guy.

 

[Askherserenity]

I can't do anything else until OP comes back.

 

[Roronoa95]

Man... what kind of reaction is this ? Playing the victim and being totally in denial...

Be strong OP, she'll probably continue to deny everything but you need to focus on the next steps : get off that lease, pack your stuff and move on.

 

[nekkid]

Dying for an update here. He must be mid conversation with her

Or ordering a new phone.

 

[StanleyStutters]

This thread has energized my workday, hold strong OCD.

Same. Slow work day, I spent way too much time on this thread. Hope everything works out, OP. Stay strong, you'll get through this.

 

[Dopus]

Any updates from OP? I read the first 4 pages or so this morning.

Here you go

Ok my plan went out the window.

She grabs the ipad and then sits down. I'm on another chair on the laptop.

I manage 5 minutes of tongue biting before I come out with "Fancy seeing some more pictures of people's dicks"

She looks at me sheepishly, and responds with a "What?!, what are you talking about?"

But you know when you know someone is lying by the way they talk, their body language etc, and they know you know.

"I saw your conversation last night"

"What conversation?"

"Please Sarah stop this, you've been talking to guys behind my back"

"OH MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM"

and leaves the room (ipad in hand) and slams the door in the bathroom.

And here I am like a fucking idiot sitting here typing my problems on a forum, with my head in my hands.

 

[NastyBook]

WhatsApp Dick

 

[Vampirolol]

Turns out she was the leader of #DicksOutForHarambe

 

[cyberheater]

Ok my plan went out the window.

She grabs the ipad and then sits down. I'm on another chair on the laptop.

I manage 5 minutes of tongue biting before I come out with "Fancy seeing some more pictures of people's dicks"

She looks at me sheepishly, and responds with a "What?!, what are you talking about?"

But you know when you know someone is lying by the way they talk, their body language etc, and they know you know.

"I saw your conversation last night"

"What conversation?"

"Please Sarah stop this, you've been talking to guys behind my back"

"OH MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM"

and leaves the room (ipad in hand) and slams the door in the bathroom.

And here I am like a fucking idiot sitting here typing my problems on a forum, with my head in my hands.

I fully expect that you two will stay together for a while and if you're okay with it OP then that's okay. Life if like that sometimes.

 

[Baleoce]

Soo, what arguments do you think the GF is going to bring to the table?

I'm for "It's your fault"

I'll go with raw denial and being generally evasive of the subject.

 

[PrivateWHudson]

Soo, what arguments do you think the GF is going to bring to the table?

I'm for "It's your fault"

"It didn't mean anything, it was just a joke."

 

[the_log_ride]

I've been lurking this thread all day, and boy. If a thread were ever deserving of a Mandrake summary, this is it.

no way, dood went in and burned all the meter to land a lvl 3 super

he already won, this is just the salty runback

Good meter management, if you ask me. He'll have another stick of butter built up for the coming rounds for sure.

 

[MisterRoboto]

My prediction:

She'll blame him for snooping and not believe him when he says it was already open and he just came across it by accident..argue about that for a bit and then blame him for not caring about her/giving her enough attention.

 

[The Beard]

How about "i feel neglected because of your videogames?"

Oh, this will come up, no doubt about it.

 

[Herbspiceguy]

Refreshing more than during E3 reveals.

 

[Zombine]

I had no idea that was a dick. I was just googling some Tremors fan art and this was the picture that resonated with me.

 

[platakul]

How about "i feel neglected because of your videogames?"

What if OP has COMPLETELY misread the situation and it was serial harrassmnet that she was embarrassed about

 

[mkenyon]

It's hilarious how seriously GAF views cheating, it's like an unforgiveable sin on the level of murder with a lot of folks.

 

[Zombie James]

I fully expect that you two will stay together for a while and if you're okay with it OP then that's okay. Life if like that sometimes.

After dick pics? No way should he stay with her.

 

[aBarreras]

well i feel sorry now for the OP ex-gf, i mean im pretty sure she know she fucked up big time, but oh well

 

[Stainless]

no way, dood went in and burned all the meter to land a lvl 3 super

he already won, this is just the salty runback

This post epitomizes everything I love about GAF

Soo, what arguments do you think the GF is going to bring to the table?

I'm for "It's your fault"

Mine is the relationship has become monotonous and I didn't want to "hurt you" by breaking up.


OP caved and should give us her whatsap so we can bombard her with dicks

 

[malfcn]

OP are you okay?
are you okay OP?

 

[Altazor]

I manage 5 minutes of tongue biting before I come out with "Fancy seeing some more pictures of people's dicks"

holy crap, I lost it.

Sorry OP, I wish you the best of luck. I hope your (ex)GF doesn't try to guilt-trip you now - you deserve better!

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

And also "I didn't mean to hurt you"

"It was just an innocent joke. A prank. Wanted to wind him up, this creepy perv."

 

[thenexus6]

Can't wait to see how his girlfriend flips it around so it's all his fault.

 

[bangbang i'm a timpani]

this can't be real

 

[Catvoca]

It's hilarious how seriously GAF views cheating, it's like an unforgiveable sin on the level of murder with a lot of folks.

If the OP and his GF make up I imagine Gaf will crucify him.

Cheating is awful though.

 

[Askherserenity]

It's hilarious how seriously GAF views cheating, it's like an unforgiveable sin on the level of murder with a lot of folks.

Yeah, I'm sure it's only GAF that views cheating like a shitty thing to do to someone you've been with for 4 years.

 

[mjc]

It's hilarious how seriously GAF views cheating, it's like an unforgiveable sin on the level of murder with a lot of folks.

Get outta here with that shit.

 

[Peter Ian Staker]

no way, dood went in and burned all the meter to land a lvl 3 super

he already won, this is just the salty runback

He just took an awful upcoming breakup and made it even worse.
He didn't win shit.
Now see will try to play the victim or at worse try to gaslight him.

 

[Idiot]

Refreshing more than during E3 reveals.

WhatsApp Dick 2016 Hype.

 

[Prophet Steve]

That's too bad OP, I'm sorry for you.

Spoiler

But can you setup Periscope or something?

 

[Mesoian]

Welp, final boss battle has begun now and you fucking blew right past the point of no return without saving. Just don't go crazy, don't raise your voice or anything, at least you somewhat planned what you wanted to say and do I think.

I spit my water all over my keyboard. Oh god.

 

[BlueTsunami]

It's hilarious how seriously GAF views cheating, it's like an unforgiveable sin on the level of murder with a lot of folks.

Uh oh, here's comes the morally grey defense force

 

[kai3345]

 

[Yeezus H. Christ]

ok well now that shes taken the iPad with her into the bathroom good luck with proving her conversation

shes gonna delete that shit

you should've printed it

 

[StalkerUKCG]

ok well now that shes taken the iPad with her into the bathroom good luck with proving her conversation

shes gonna delete that shit

you should've printed it

He emailed it too himself

 

[Prologue]

ok well now that shes taken the iPad with her into the bathroom good luck with proving her conversation

shes gonna delete that shit

you should've printed it

he saved the chat and emailed it to him self.

 

[Lasthope106]

Bail OP. That reaction is all you needed as confirmation she's not worth it.

GAF is going to have a field day with this one.

 

[UristMcDwarf]

ok well now that shes taken the iPad with her into the bathroom good luck with proving her conversation

shes gonna delete that shit

you should've printed it

He said earlier that he emailed screencaps to himself.

 

[Zombine]

ok well now that shes taken the iPad with her into the bathroom good luck with proving her conversation

shes gonna delete that shit

you should've printed it

The cloud bro. There's tons of dicks in the cloud.

 

[RandomExpletive]

ok well now that shes taken the iPad with her into the bathroom good luck with proving her conversation

shes gonna delete that shit

you should've printed it

He emailed himself a screenshot, he's fine