So I just went on my girlfriends ipad....

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StalkerUKCG said:
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This is the type of people we are dealing with now GAF
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OCD Guy said:
Honestly this thread has helped in a way.

I'm not going to cry about what's happened.

I'm glad it's ended without being married or having children.

I found the avatar funny (as well as the other pictures) so I was cool with it as an avatar.
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You gonna be alright, fam. I just worry about your shit, lmao.
 
Start getting your stuff together tonight OP. Then, as soon as a local moving place/truck rental opens tomorrow morning, go out and rent one and get your stuff out of there.
 
OCD Guy said:
Honestly this thread has helped in a way.

I'm not going to cry about what's happened.

I'm glad it's ended without being married or having children.

I found the avatar funny (as well as the other pictures) so I was cool with it as an avatar.
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You keep updating us and we'll keep the commentary flowing.
 
ant_ said:
Liars will continue to lie. It will backfire on the OP.

Either she will cry and play the victim, or she will get angry and make the OP in the wrong.
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This is the same thing I said in like the second page of this thread. OP needs to listen to people who experienced the same thing and made the mistake to continue in a relationship with a girl similar to her gf.

Stop listening to guys in happy relationships who have never been cheated on, they will always tell you to listen to her explanation and to work it out, it is not worth it, OP already wasted 4 years into this relationship wasting more time would be the worst thing he can do.
 
I'm surprised nobody from UK GAF has offered to help. If I was you OP i'd call either friends or parents cause you might need backup in the morning.
 
StalkerUKCG said:
So here is the run down for people
  • OP Has a 55" OLED TV and High End Gaming PC.
  • OP Co-rents a property with his cock hungry GF
  • OP casually uses the iPad and once he unlocks it he sees a conversation in which the GF has been getting dick picks from another guy and suggesting she wants to bounce on it.
  • OP Diligently saves the conversation and emails himself.
  • GAF spends an entire work day and 28 pages giving mostly great advice on how to deal with the situation
  • OP Comes up with a plan to start removing his expensive items from the property during the day tomorrow before GF returns home at which point he will confront her using GAF's sages advice
  • GF comes home and quickly grabs the iPad so she cant slyly see some more strange salami.
  • OP Is overcome with rage and quips the timeless words "fancy seeing some more dick?"
  • GF freaks the fuck out and retorts "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM"
  • GF runs to bathroom to contemplate how badly she fucked up (and/or) get some more of that big ass motobike dick
  • OP talks to a door for a bit
  • GF comes out of bathroom and pushes OP out the way and leaves
  • OP is now alone
  • GF is out in the wild, maybe getting taken to O town by Big Dig Mcgee.
  • A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME - GF's friend sends OP the eloquently worded prose ""Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt""
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A new challenger has arrived? And I dont think OP will be "goin dwn her stuff" any more....
 
"fancy seeing some more dick?"
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OK, thanks to all the recap posts, it sounds like your girlfriend really didn't expect to be caught flirting with some other guy and acted accordingly when you passively aggressively informed her. I understand that's gotta hurt, and you're feeling a bunch of things right now. But dude, listen-- don't just up and leave like ReactiveGAF is prodding you to. Talk. Talktalktalktalk talk. Even if she doesn't want to, at least put in some effort unless or until she shuts you down. Ask her what she wants, and tell her what you want. Make a decision from there.

God, I can't believe I'm adding even more posts to this thread.
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He made one little remark and she ran the fuck away. OP has zero blame here dude
 
And that friend's text should show anyone that's like "you need to tell her because she'll be so ashamed when she has to tell people why you left". Nobody fucking tells the truth to their friends and family when they break up, lol
 
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OP, When I asked if you guys had conversed about this kind of thing before, I meant before the whole incident you made a thread about started. Like, what's your history of cheating, feelings on sex and relationships and monogamy, fetishes, that kind of thing. Openness to me is super important-- otherwise people have to hide around and do stuff like this. If you're constantly confessing the shit you to do all the time, it might hurt your SO's feelings on a daily basis, but it won't be the whomper out of nowhere that makes you want to pack and leave.

I guess I'll try to stick around and respond after all, if you want to OP. Feels wrong to bail now that I think about it, but I didn't want to add to the overwhelming slurry of ideas and experiences and love and vitriol that GAF is pouring on you.
 
Salt the earth fam. Go next level, SEO her up to shit on Google. Make her internet famous.

Actually on second thought, don't do that, might be laws against this here in Orwell's Britain.

No actually never do that, you won't get any satisfaction. Move on mate. Go out tomorrow and get destroyed (after you've sorted your stuff out).
 
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Not's 5th Post (sigh):

OP, When I asked if you guys had conversed about this kind of thing before, I meant before the whole incident you made a thread about started. Like, what's your history of cheating, feelings on sex and relationships and monogamy, fetishes, that kind of thing. Openness to me is super important-- otherwise people have to hide around and do stuff like this. If you're constantly confessing the shit you to do all the time, it might hurt your SO's feelings on a daily basis, but it won't be the whomper out of nowhere that makes you want to pack and leave.

I guess I'll try to stick around and respond after all, if you want to OP. Feels wrong to bail now that I think about it, but I didn't want to add to the overwhelming slurry of ideas and experiences and love and vitriol that GAF is pouring on you.
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Is your armchair comfortable?
 
Tron#1 said:
A little bit off topic but GAF... owning a truck pays for itself. Even if it is an old truck. It is moments like these where you can just put your shit on the back strap it down and roll the fuck off. If you were by me OP I would help you out just so your stuff was safe damn.
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Oh GOOD.

Now instead of just debating about monogamy, we can debate about cars & trucks.
 
Tron#1 said:
A little bit off topic but GAF... owning a truck pays for itself. Even if it is an old truck. It is moments like these where you can just put your shit on the back strap it down and roll the fuck off. If you were by me OP I would help you out just so your stuff was safe damn.
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Agreed. I have a SUV but at least it's big enough to get the critical shit out the house if it ever went nuclear. But I'm married with a daughter so I really really hope they day never comes.

God bless prenups
 
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