FakeGAF 8: Overthirst
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Professor Beef
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I submitted ten of my best jokes in a contest. How many won?
No pun in ten did.
liliththepale
Banned
and seven tacos and beans and rice and a chimichanga and two small tostadas and lots of lemonade and a bunch of chocolate-covered fruit and a handful of marshmallows. But yes the champagne might be the straw to break my back. I also got a bunch of squeezes in from hugging so many people tonight.
are you worried about appearing like a boring old man if you try to tone down Erica's drinking thing, or at least limiting yourself with her?
-Favorite kind of flower?
-Is there a part of the plane that breaks down more frequently than others? If so, do you feel like it's a frustrating design flaw or a convenient way for you to easily figure out what's wrong with the plane?
-Favorite dead musician?
-Favorite place to be kissed?
-If you had to remove one finger or toe, which one would it be?
-Where are your dragons?
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
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The feta is the last remnants of this stupid huge cheese showbag I bought at the last food and wine festival.
I love cooking, but I especially love meals that require so little effort and time but are tasty and aesthetically pleasing. I mean, salads are really just hurling shit in a tub. The only complexity was toasting the pinenuts and roasting the pumpkin, neither of which require much of an investment.
Easy tasty meals. Plus I'm a total wanker who likes to take pictures of them.
That mushroom soup is legitimately the best I've ever had. Cashew butter makes it.
The feta is the last remnants of this stupid huge cheese showbag I bought at the last food and wine festival.
I love cooking, but I especially love meals that require so little effort and time but are tasty and aesthetically pleasing. I mean, salads are really just hurling shit in a tub. The only complexity was toasting the pinenuts and roasting the pumpkin, neither of which require much of an investment.
Easy tasty meals. Plus I'm a total wanker who likes to take pictures of them.
That mushroom soup is legitimately the best I've ever had. Cashew butter makes it.
You Know Nothing
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I'm not too interested in telling her what to drink. I mean, I wasn't, now that I've been puked on I may ask her about it.
Should I?But no I'm not worried about seeming like an old man. I'm really secure in that regard. I don't think I come off as very old, but even if I do come off as old I don't give a shit.
Professor Beef
Banned
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. One of them trips and falls. The other one asks "are you ok?"
"I dunno, I think I lost my electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"
"I dunno, I think I lost my electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
-don't have one like them all
-yes, usually anything to do with the air conditioning system
-Aalyiah
-my room, where it's peaceful and quiet
-pinky toe
-idk
liliththepale
Banned
Happy birthday! ♥
I hope it's a good one.
I'm not too interested in telling her what to drink. I mean, I wasn't, now that I've been puked on I may ask her about it.
But no I'm not worried about seeming like an old man. I'm really secure in that regard. I don't think I come off as very old, but even if I do come off as old I don't give a shit.
Good. I'm glad. No, I don't think you should talk to her about it unless it starts bothering you. It would bother me, but I'll make no aspersions for other people and the company they like to keep.
Good. I'm glad. No, I don't think you should talk to her about it unless it starts bothering you. It would bother me, but I'll make no aspersions for other people and the company they like to keep.
she's really cute so she can get away with it
this is the first time I've seen her get truly wasted though. I only had a few because I don't like being out of control. I felt like the chaperone.
right now I'm trying to come up with a new outfit for one of my principle characters because it just seemed so boring.
incidentally, I posted stranded girl on twitter and someone pointed out that it looks like an homage to the girl from oxenfree... and they're kinda right. surprised I didn't realize it
liliththepale
Banned
I went on a ferry to Catalina Island last weekend and I totally felt like Alex haha. Catalina even had some military experimentation on it back in the first half of the 1900's, including the world's first microwave telephone. :O
no spoopy ghosts though
just curious, how does that outfit you're redoing fit into your plans to wrap up dev on the game? Is it counted as planned polish, or just something to idle on while you ready your mind for the next sprint?
haha that sounds fun
re the game you may be surprised how much stuff is changing after feedback even after all this time.... it's becoming considerably less talky than it was. it was too talk heavy, it killed the mystique. I got carried away
anyway with respect to what I said -- It's a principle NPC but one that only appears as a scribbly thing right now and lives as concept art. So there's still no major penalty to redesigning it.
Another for a threesome wouldn't hurt.=p As for doing fun activities together, I meant that, honestly!!!
WhereAreMahDragonz
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We haven't done anything yet just the two of us soooo
Well, good luck with that and hope something happens soon!
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
TBH 34 feels exactly like 31. In fact I'm healthier and fitter now than then
It's all kinda the same after a point... But ask me again at 40 maybe it'll be different
oh and happy birthday dr m and tchetiltetil
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
TBH 34 feels exactly like 31. In fact I'm healthier and fitter now than then
It's all kinda the same after a point... But ask me again at 40 maybe it'll be different
oh and happy birthday dr m and tchetiltetil
I have a feeling I'm going to be those guys that are way better in their mid thirties to forties.
My twenties just suck satan's balls.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Blair Witch 3/The Woods was fucking GREAT.
Although, this morning the news ambushed me outside of the convention center with stupid questions.
Also I was PMing with Em and put my phone in my pocket to order dinner and found that I accidentally almost sent a dickpic.
Although, this morning the news ambushed me outside of the convention center with stupid questions.
Also I was PMing with Em and put my phone in my pocket to order dinner and found that I accidentally almost sent a dickpic.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
So, crotch pic, right? Because, otherwise you had a dick pic on your phone.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
I mean, it was inside my pants and it was off I guess the side of my peener?
Loch Ness Monster?
Loch Ness Monster?
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
That's a good of a pick up line as any.
The other day I watched London Has Fallen for no knowable reason.
There is absolutely no reason for it to exist. It's beyond stupid. It's just a direct retread of the first movie, only set in London, worse in every way, and without any of the novelty or excitement.
During some obligatory action movie downtime, though, President Guy From The Core was having a heart to heart with Gerard Butler, who is expecting a baby back home. He told him the two things he wants to instill in his own kid:
1) Be passionate about something. Find it and be it.
2) Practice the golden rule.
That's it.
And you know what? I kinda agree. There's worse advice out there.
There is absolutely no reason for it to exist. It's beyond stupid. It's just a direct retread of the first movie, only set in London, worse in every way, and without any of the novelty or excitement.
During some obligatory action movie downtime, though, President Guy From The Core was having a heart to heart with Gerard Butler, who is expecting a baby back home. He told him the two things he wants to instill in his own kid:
1) Be passionate about something. Find it and be it.
2) Practice the golden rule.
That's it.
And you know what? I kinda agree. There's worse advice out there.
Thonx beb <3 Since we're both ancient, do you wanna help me find a nice retirement home later? Then some bingo & chill?
Happy birthday, bebs.
Thanks! No big plans for tonight, just gonna get something nice to eat and hang out with a few friends
Fall Into The GAF
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lmao i think you mean SANSA STARK, DAUGHTER OF EDDARD STARK, QUEEN OF THE NORTH...
Just after 2am here...
Saw there was a Meowth in the area...
So went outside, and in the bushes I heard a hiss, looked over, and it was a skunk, I did a speed walk and found a Meowth.
I was worried it was gonna spray me, that would've sucked. :|
Had to walk by that area again to get home...
Meowth was worth it.
Saw there was a Meowth in the area...
So went outside, and in the bushes I heard a hiss, looked over, and it was a skunk, I did a speed walk and found a Meowth.
I was worried it was gonna spray me, that would've sucked. :|
Had to walk by that area again to get home...
Meowth was worth it.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
All this talk of Blair Witch got me to finally watch The Witch and holy shit it was fucking fantastic. Exactly the kind of movie I'd love to make.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Yo Funky I did Apple Crumble dumplings and they were good
It was aight but it suffered, oddly, from a similar problem as the Star Wars prequels: Every character is a fucking weirdo that I don't relate to. It only went so far with me for that reason.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Can't say I agree. I loved the period piece surreality of the cast, who I found interesting if frustratingly awful. I wish the characters in the Star Wars prequels were weird. They're just cardboard. I can't relate to papier mache.
why am I still up
get some c'caine instead
watch the prequels again. the characters don't act like human beings. they're sexless, weirdo space aliens. The love story between Anakin and Padme is the most awkward, bizarre, completely implausible romance ever depicted on screen (in Episode 2 Anakin wipes out a village including women and children, brings home a corpse, and goes on a megalomaniacal rant -- And somehow Padme isn't turned off by this at all and their love deepens..) The only character in any of the prequels I could relate to or understand or who had any kind of passion was The Emperor, who was sort of fabulous in Episode 3.
get some c'caine instead
watch the prequels again. the characters don't act like human beings. they're sexless, weirdo space aliens. The love story between Anakin and Padme is the most awkward, bizarre, completely implausible romance ever depicted on screen (in Episode 2 Anakin wipes out a village including women and children, brings home a corpse, and goes on a megalomaniacal rant -- And somehow Padme isn't turned off by this at all and their love deepens..) The only character in any of the prequels I could relate to or understand or who had any kind of passion was The Emperor, who was sort of fabulous in Episode 3.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
this is a cruel request
Please elaborate
CrudeDiatribe
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Don't use real handcuffs during sex.
trab pu kcip
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where's the fun in that
You Know Nothing
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Thank you guys and gals for good wishes
My sister bought me foreign beer collection
Happy birthday to you too
My sister bought me foreign beer collection
Happy birthday to you too
trab pu kcip
Member
oh, happy birthday to you two!
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Happy birthday!!
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happy birfday to everyone who's celebrating! I lost count!
CrudeDiatribe
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OK don't use real handcuffs during sex with people you've just met.
I can't find it, but many years ago a friend sent me a memorable story about a couple of guys who were handcuffed to the same woman's bed on consecutive weekends the second of which called the police after she threw a glass of water on him and left.
Novelty handcuffs can at least be broken under the same circumstances.
Copgirl is not as dominant in the sheets as she is on the streets, kinda like the opposite.
Too late
Edit: Happy Birthday to all Birthday kids today
No it never happened in that comic.
Whole thing is a mess. Really shows me how little DC cares about women honestly.
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