FakeGAF 8: Overthirst

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EatChildren

Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Having a tag is like a curse. It consumes you and becomes all you're ever known for.

Being a mod is even worse. The things I've seen. The horrors.
 
Having a tag is like a curse. It consumes you and becomes all you're ever known for.

Being a mod is even worse. The things I've seen. The horrors.

that's why I need someone to give me a guten tag



Quick! Do something funny, stupid or embarrassing, or for the maximum effect something that encompasses the whole spectrum!

oh hey

I have pictures of the wedding venue. I pulled these from friends' facebook pages because there was no where for me to keep my phone handy


 
yeah it looks weird to me too, but I don't have a better shot from that angle

gdi you guys are making me self-conscious haha

edit:
I've decided that what looks off is the color because of my makeup failing to endure for as long as it needed to and cover up my sunburned face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 

Jobbs

Banned
yeah it looks weird to me too, but I don't have a better shot from that angle

gdi you guys are making me self-conscious haha

oh please. looks good to me! I'm liking the hair game too, was curious how that'd turn out




going running on my bum toe now. it's gotten even darker. I've already given up on the idea that it's not going to fall off.
 

Bko

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Thanks, Lil! Looks so lovely (but that person's camera is trash lol). Got a decent pic of the bride and the groom?
 
I have prosopagnosia everyone looks good to me.

that sounds awful. How do you deal with that?


oh please. looks good to me! I'm liking the hair game too, was curious how that'd turn out




going running on my bum toe now. it's gotten even darker. I've already given up on the idea that it's not going to fall off.

the hair was done way nicer than I ever do. We had a couple of hair artists help us out, which was fun :)


did you ever deflate your toe with something, or did you give up on that idea entirely?


Thanks, Lil! Looks so lovely (but that person's camera is trash lol). Got a decent pic of the bride and the groom?

Thanks! :)

I'm avoiding posting close-ups for now unless I get express permission. sorry
 

Jobbs

Banned
that sounds awful. How do you deal with that?




the hair was done way nicer than I ever do. We had a couple of hair artists help us out, which was fun :)


did you ever deflate your toe with something, or did you give up on that idea entirely?

nice, I'd like to see a closer picture if you're ever inclined!

Yeah I actually made a tiny hole in the top with a heated needle... I think it was too late though, the nail is already losing the war. I feel like it's "dead" already. I hope I'm wrong.

On the bright side it doesn't hurt much anymore.

This must be the worst pun ever.

haha it was actually one of my favorites
 

Numb

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that's uncanny

I mean it makes sense, there are really only so many common ways for a face to look, but you don't expect to find a pair




I guess. Most of the weddings I've been to have been pretty calm, so it didn't seem outside of the usual to me.

Ones i've been all loud and dancing for hours till you drop
Wish things were calm for once like on tv
Think things are over and some grandma yells like Tarzan and the dancing starts all over again -__-
 
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Transhuman

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that sounds awful. How do you deal with that?

You know when you meet twins and they have similar personalities so you can't tell them apart and you just sort of treat them like they are the same person because it's easier than trying to figure out which one they are?

Or was i the only one who did that.
 
Ones i've been all loud and dancing for hours till you drop
Wish things were calm for once like on tv
Think things are over and some grandma yells like Tarzan and the dancing starts all over again -__-

I think this wedding was heading that way, but the venue had a strict cut-off time unfortunately :(

You know when you meet twins and they have similar personalities so you can't tell them apart and you just sort of treat them like they are the same person because it's easier than trying to figure out which one they are?

Or was i the only one who did that.
Oh... That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, I've totally done the twin thing.
 

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I think this wedding was heading that way, but the venue had a strict cut-off time unfortunately :(


Oh... That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, I've totally done the twin thing.
Gotta start early before time runs out
sometimes good with the crazy but most of the time it's better without
 

Bko

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So one week of living with my family again has passed and I really want to get the fuck away from them as far as possible. I should look into shared apartments in Cologne...
 

Jobbs

Banned
Still, Lea's gonna be the hottest MILF/GILF/GGILF to have ever walked the earth when she hits that age. DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN

You'll get no arguments from me on that

BTW what's your family do that makes them so awful? I love when my mutter is here
 

Bko

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You'll get no arguments from me on that

BTW what's your family do that makes them so awful? I love when my mutter is here

Well, granny is a physically disabled Nazi dictator who doesn't appreciate my mom's effort to take care of her ungrateful arse. She's causing a lot of trouble lately like avoiding taking her medicine, not waiting for the health service people to give her the daily shot for her diabetes, or leaving stuff on the stove and then going away (I burned my hands ones and she almost caused a fire a couple of weeks ago). Then there is my little sister who's in the middle of puberty and can't be arsed to take her studies more seriously. My mom is very invasive and doesn't respect my privacy. I opened up a bit to her about my relationships but I'm no way near revealing my bisexuality to her. She's pushing me into projects I don't want to be part of like jobs and housing opportunities while not realizing how shitty I feel about her actions. Honestly, this year away from them was worth it alone for the fact that I was thousands of miles away from this bullshit.
 

Jobbs

Banned
Well, granny is a physically disabled Nazi dictator who doesn't appreciate my mom's effort to take care of her ungrateful arse. She's causing a lot of trouble lately like avoiding taking her medicine, not waiting for the health service people to give her the daily shot for her diabetes, or leaving stuff on the stove and then going away (I burned my hands ones and she almost caused a fire a couple of weeks ago). Then there is my little sister who's in the middle of puberty and can't be arsed to take her studies more seriously. My mom is very invasive and doesn't respect my privacy. I opened up a bit to her about my relationships but I'm no way near revealing my bisexuality to her. She's pushing me into projects I don't want to be part of like jobs and housing opportunities while not realizing how shitty I feel about her actions. Honestly, this year away from them was worth it alone for the fact that I was thousands of miles away from this bullshit.

dayuuuuuum.

my house was a madhouse when I was growing up. we always had too many people around and always at least 2 elderly people at any given time. I had to go out into the cornfield to jerk off when I hit jerking off age, hahaha, and even then I kept looking behind me. there was NO PRIVACY. always cousins, friends, brothers, sister, etc running around everywhere.

at this point my mom is so chill though. she doesn't make any judgements about anything. she'd be a good mother to a gay person because I know she wouldn't give a single fuck if I was gay. she saw the girl asleep in my haus the other day after letting herself in (that she had never seen or met) and she seemed impressed

I guess what I'm saying is my mom is.. like.. my bro?
 

Bko

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dayuuuuuum.

my house was a madhouse when I was growing up. we always had too many people around and always at least 2 elderly people at any given time. I had to go out into the cornfield to jerk off when I hit jerking off age, hahaha, and even then I kept looking behind me. there was NO PRIVACY. always cousins, friends, brothers, sister, etc running around everywhere.

at this point my mom is so chill though. she doesn't make any judgements about anything. she'd be a good mother to a gay person because I know she wouldn't give a single fuck if I was gay. she saw the girl asleep in my haus the other day after letting herself in (that she had never seen or met) and she seemed impressed

I guess what I'm saying is my mom is.. like.. my bro?

That sounds fucked up but is awesome :D

Btw, did I mention that I have to sleep in the living room right now? Yeah, I need to get the fuck out asap
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Good luck. Why do you need it?
Good back to Fake GAF April and you can see it happen in almost real time.

Tl;Dr a combination of lingering combat stress related issues(nightmares of people I've engaged, malaise at daily life etc) and I basically ran myself to death with work and home stuff, pushing myself beyond limits. Ultimately I had a crazy breakdown and they initially put me in rehab but I was uncooperative So I got sent here.
 

Jobbs

Banned
That sounds fucked up but is awesome :D

Btw, did I mention that I have to sleep in the living room right now? Yeah, I need to get the fuck out asap

I sleep on a hard wood floor most the time hahahaha

I threw my bed away a few weeks ago because it was bothering me, and I've just been too lazy to buy one. Buying stuff is hard.

I was sleeping on my little couch at first, but then randomly one night I decided to just lay down on the floor, and I woke up feeling strangely nice and rested... So I've been doing it. It's uncomfortable but it makes me feel better somehow.

Good back to Fake GAF April and you can see it happen in almost real time.

Tl;Dr a combination of lingering combat stress related issues(nightmares of people I've engaged, malaise at daily life etc) and I basically ran myself to death with work and home stuff, pushing myself beyond limits. Ultimately I had a crazy breakdown and they initially put me in rehab but I was uncooperative So I got sent here.

daym :( you have my best wishes
 

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Good back to Fake GAF April and you can see it happen in almost real time.

Tl;Dr a combination of lingering combat stress related issues(nightmares of people I've engaged, malaise at daily life etc) and I basically ran myself to death with work and home stuff, pushing myself beyond limits. Ultimately I had a crazy breakdown and they initially put me in rehab but I was uncooperative So I got sent here.
Hope things smooth over for you
I sleep on a hard wood floor most the time hahahaha

I threw my bed away a few weeks ago because it was bothering me, and I've just been too lazy to buy one. Buying stuff is hard.

I was sleeping on my little couch at first, but then randomly one night I decided to just lay down on the floor, and I woke up feeling strangely nice and rested... So I've been doing it. It's uncomfortable but it makes me feel better somehow.
bruh
 
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