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[His Majesty]

should have bought a cat OP

 

[Feral Gingy]

This thread:

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OP should pick that shit up.

 

[esmith08734]

When has it ever made anyone's day when they stepped in dog shit. Smfh

 

[Calamari41]

I bet this thread has the highest rate per capita on the internet of people who subject their dogs to this

LOL, how is this more convenient than putting the baggie around your hand and picking up the poop?

 

[Disxo]

Lmao me too, I dont even pick poop OP, nobody does that here.

 

[Ray Wonder]

God damn it, a poop defense force. I don't know why I'm surprised.

I'm more surprised at how much ya'll give a shit. I have never once seen a mfer carrying a bag to pick up dog poop in my city. Different facets of life I guess.

 

[Salmonax]

Sure you don't.

 

[Tarkus]

Are you tag fishing shit head?

 

[Aesthet1c]

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[norm9]

Someone else will pick it up if it's that big a deal.

 

[Stallion Dan]

Imagine nobody picked up their dogs shit.

Nice neighborhood to live in!

It's not an effort and the bags may as well cost nothing. Get like 100 for £1.

Only time I don't pick it up is when I take my dog through the woods.

 

[Leatherface]

Back in my day shit could live in this world as it was meant to be, on the ground!

 

[Lasthope106]

It's disgusting. People might step on it. If if it's the middle of fucking nowhere, then I don't have an issue where your dog shits. But if it's in a town, a park, and specially a residential area, then pick up after your pets and don't be a douche.

 

[thelastcrusader]

Gotta admit. I used to do it but due to people shitting on my lawn I stopped. I now carry a pretend bag I only use if witnesses are around. If no one else is around then fuck them just like they all fuck my lawn.

 

[LordOfChaos]

So my wife is upset that when I walk our dog and he takes dump, I don't pick it up, I am I crazy? It's biodegradable so where is the problem here?


(Edit: to be clear I don't let him do it on people's lawns or property only on side walks, bushes, bark, etc..)

To your edit...Do you just walk your dog in your driveway or something?

Because otherwise, yeah, pick that shit up.

 

[SOR5]

What a thread

 

[Dandy Lyin]

I'm more surprised at how much ya'll give a shit. I have never once seen a mfer carrying a bag to pick up dog poop in my city. Different facets of life I guess.

Where do you live? Garbage Island?

 

[commedieu]

I'm more surprised at how much ya'll give a shit. I have never once seen a mfer carrying a bag to pick up dog poop in my city. Different facets of life I guess.

If no one does, it's fine. But if his wife is mentioning it, perhaps it's the type of hood where people do.


We need pix of the surrounding area.

And testimony from neighbors. To continue.

 

[mrndkra]

Huh. So you're the reason responsible dog owners like myself aren't allowed to bring their dogs to the beach or certain trails and parks. Thanks, asshole.

 

[dc89]

Question the choices you made to get to the point where you're watching helpless as a dog takes a massive beef soup dump on the floor.

:looool

 

[malingenie]

I'm more surprised at how much ya'll give a shit. I have never once seen a mfer carrying a bag to pick up dog poop in my city. Different facets of life I guess.

That's just insane to me. In my city you'd get lynched, and my city is almost a town!

 

[Rival]

It spreads disease. Op if this is true you are a disgusting person. My old neighbors let their dogs shit in their backyard and didn't pick it up. And guess what likes to eat dog shit? Rats. I hope someone picks up your dogs shit and throws it at your front door.

 

[New002]

Eh. You knew the responses and reactions you would get OP. Some men just want to see the world burn.

 

[Electric Eye]

Everyday I go for a run at our public park with a running trail there is more and more shit I have to smell and run around because of people like you. The trail even has a free dog poo baggy dispenser but people like you are so inconsiderate and just don't give a shit. It's disgusting pick it up op.

 

[milanbaros]

This is clearly a bait thread. It is disgusting and very selfish. In the UK you'll get shouted at and a potential fine if someone catches you. It is 10 times worse than littering if you ask me and the reason dog owners have a reputation but being disgusting selfish shits.

 

[daveo42]

If it's on your personal property, let that shit fly. Public property? Clean that shit up OP. No excuse.

 

[BlastProcessing]

It's only edgy to the type people who are afraid of seeing unknown outdoor dog poo

It. Is. A. Health. Risk. You are spreading disease. Congrats on doing your part to make the world a worse place

Yeah so is not keeping your grass a certain height, in some areas. You can get fined or evicted. A lot of people are definitely overreacting.

High grass is a fire hazard and can produce vermin. Rules exist for a reason. The world isn't trying to personally piss you off.

You are defending shit. Literal fecal matter is the hill that you chose to die on today.

 

[SliceSabre]

I've never thought about this. What if you were walking on the road or sidewalk and you spilled a milkshake. How would you clean it?

You wouldn't, poop is different than what is effectively a fluid.

That's why people get mad over dog poop rather than pee. Plus not exactly possibly to clean pee anyway and boy dogs on going to pee just a bit on everything remotely interesting.

 

[Stallion Dan]

My girlfriend gets pissed at me for this.



One time I was walking my dog and had actually picked up her god damn shit like 10 minutes prior, was like alright least that's done. Then she squats and takes another dump on this front lawn.

Just then the garage opens and this family of like 5 people are all staring at my dog dropping a hot load on their lawn. Since I had no more bags and wasn't about to pick that shit up with my hand, just had to walk off with an apology.

Oh well.

Who the hell takes only one bag with them?

...and you coulda pulled your dog off their lawn.

 

[Calamari41]

Who the hell takes only one bag with them?

...and you coulda pulled your dog off their lawn.

You can re-use the bags too in case of an emergency like this. Just grab the bagged shit from the outside, make a lip around your hand with the top of the bag, and suck that new shit right in.

 

[damien1928]

All the times I stood in dog shit because of idiots with the same mentality

 

[Ray Wonder]

Where do you live? Garbage Island?

In an urban setting just outside of Pittsburgh.

If no one does, it's fine. But if his wife is mentioning it, perhaps it's the type of hood where people do.


We need pix of the surrounding area.

And testimony from neighbors. To continue.

It's either that it's the type of place that does pick it up, or she came from the type of place that does pick it up.

That's just insane to me. In my city you'd get lynched, and my city is almost a town!

Nobody gives a shit, actually it might be a possibility that you could be made fun of for pickin up dog shit if you encounter the right person.

 

[marrec]

I'm more surprised at how much ya'll give a shit. I have never once seen a mfer carrying a bag to pick up dog poop in my city. Different facets of life I guess.

That's it Ray I'm going to poop on your porch

 

[joeposh]

It spreads disease. Op if this is true you are a disgusting person. My old neighbors let their dogs shit in their backyard and didn't pick it up. And guess what likes to eat dog shit? Rats. I hope someone picks up your dogs shit and throws it at your front door.

Yup. Even if you think you're letting your dog shit away from people's private property and away from foot traffic, you're still encouraging rats and disease. Also, in many cities it's straight up illegal and there is a decent fine attached to it.

The fact that OP also considers sidewalks fair game is particularly loathsome.

 

[Boney]

Your wife should leave your shithead on the street instead

 

[Tarkus]

In an urban setting just outside of Pittsburgh.

Shitsburgh eh?

 

[marrec]

I just want to make it known that Ray does not represent the views or opinions of Pittsburgh and any statements he made cannot be endorsed or in any way supported by the beautiful city of Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh, where people pick up Dog Shit (except in Ray's neighborhood).

 

[Ray Wonder]

It. Is. A. Health. Risk. You are spreading disease. Congrats on doing your part to make the world a worse place

I've never gotten sick from dog shit, the most common way to get something from it is probably from picking it up like a savage

 

[Ray Wonder]

That's it Ray I'm going to poop on your porch

As long as you pick it up afterwards

Shitsburgh eh?

The City Of Champions**

I just want to make it known that Ray does not represent the views or opinions of Pittsburgh and any statements he made cannot be endorsed or in any way supported by the beautiful city of Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh, where people pick up Dog Shit (except in Ray's neighborhood).

I think you know which neighborhood it is.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

What the fuck is wrong with you, christ Gaf finds new lows to surprise me with every day.

 

[kmfdmpig]

I've never gotten sick from dog shit, the most common way to get something from it is probably from picking it up like a savage

If you're trolling you're doing a good job.

If not, you do understand that with the magic technique of putting your hand in the bag (as if it's a sock puppet) your skin will never come in contact with the poop. It's a very complex maneuver, but luckily philosophers and sages developed it over the centuries and passed it down for the betterment of us all.

 

[Bread]

this is like the lowest effort troll i've ever seen attempted on gaf and people are still falling for it

 

[Calamari41]

I've never gotten sick from dog shit, the most common way to get something from it is probably from picking it up like a savage

My neighbor's puppy died of parvo from some dog shit that someone left in the park.

 

[ahoyhoy]

I've never thought about this. What if you were walking on the road or sidewalk and you spilled a milkshake. How would you clean it?

Even if there's no easy way to clean it, the analogies aren't similar because you were (theoretically) not expecting to spill the milkshake on the street, so you likely wouldn't get shit for not being able to handle it.

However, when you walk your dog, the idea is that they take a dump, so you have no excuse not to be prepared to clean it up.

 

[Kyuur]

Genuine question:

What do you do when your dog has diarrhea on the footpath?

Try your best.

I walk the dog in a conservation park like 10 steps from me. Giant birds, alligators, and the occasional panther take shits all over there..and so did my dog.

You don't let them play on the ship?

Jesus, really? Most animal conservation parks have 'leave no/minimal trace' rules for a reason. I guess if you went hiking you'd just leave your own shit lying around too. There's a difference between the defecation habits of wild animals and hordes of people and dogs coming through the same areas and defecating.

 

[HyperCroutons]

I recommend picking that shit up, nothings good has ever come out of stepping in dog shit unless you end up creating the Shit Happens bumper sticker and become a millionaire.

 

[Ray Wonder]

If you're trolling you're doing a good job.

If not, you do understand that with the magic technique of putting your hand in the bag (as if it's a sock puppet) your skin will never come in contact with the poop. It's a very complex maneuver, but luckily philosophers and sages developed it over the centuries and passed it down for the betterment of us all.

I guess closing the gap between your face and dog shit while picking it up everyday wouldn't expose you more to the bacteria emanating from it. It's only direct contact according to you.

My neighbor's puppy died of parvo from some dog shit that someone left in the park.

My neighbor saved his life by hitting a robber with a piece of dog shit that was left in the park

 

[WedgeX]

I've never gotten sick from dog shit, the most common way to get something from it is probably from picking it up like a savage

This has got to be trolling.

 

[samn]

People who don't pick up their dog's shit should spend the night in jail.

Yes I am serious

 

[zethren]

You let your dog shit on the sidewalk, and you don't pick it up?

You're a dick. Go pick it up.