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[Slizz]

Shit just got real.

Last line of that quote is the best part.

 

[Arnie]

Shit just got real.

According to the Daily Express.

 

[madmackem]

WHAT IS THAT

NEW FRENCH SIGNING?

Sami amiobi look a like.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Shit just got real.

Well if you add £13 million to that price tag you might have the slightest chance in hell. Oh wait you'll probably not be in the CL next season. Never mind.

 

[GorillaJu]

Hummels seems like he'd cost more like 25-30m than 17m. We were offered 25ish for Agger over the summer, and Hummels is better.

 

[spidye]

Shit just got real.

shit will get even more realer this time

Messi to Bayern?
http://www.calcionews24.com/calciom...clausola-di-rescissione-per-messi-294937.html

 

[Salvadora]

Well if you add £13 million to that price tag you might have the slightest chance in hell. Oh wait you'll probably not be in the CL next season. Never mind.

Bundesliga.

 

[Carbonox]

shit will get even more realer this time

Messi to Bayern?
http://www.calcionews24.com/calciom...clausola-di-rescissione-per-messi-294937.html

I love Google translate:

Leo Messi Pep Guardiola to follow Bayern Monaco?

Also depend on the will of the "Flea."

 

[Slizz]

that type of haircut is actually considered normal in today's society

I'm feeling grumpy today.

No, but for him yes.

 

[arkon]

I think you've missed the point.

Pep will see it as his chance to relive the Ibra scenario and do it right. He loves a challenge.

 

[Yurt]

Dem Arsenal swoops. Jovetic, Cavani, Vidal AND Hummels?

Europa League 2013-2014 champions confirmed.

 

[K1LLER7]

More like zzzzz day.

#BebeZahaFuture will dominate European football

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

shit will get even more realer this time

Messi to Bayern?
http://www.calcionews24.com/calciom...clausola-di-rescissione-per-messi-294937.html

Shit just got the most realest

 

[arkon]

Shit just got real.

Why would Dortmund, never mind Hummels, even consider the deal? Especially with the CL resuming.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Bundesliga.

C'mon guys you can't use 'Bundesliga' as an excuse for everything :lol

 

[Arnie]

Dem Arsenal swoops. Jovetic, Cavani, Vidal AND Hummels?

Europa League 2013-2014 champions confirmed.

And the reality is their only movement of the window was a failed swoop for zzzzaha.

 

[bjaelke]

#BebeZahaFuture will dominate European football

That hashtag will definitely trend in the outskirts of Croydon.

 

[Nyx]

We were offered 25ish for Agger over the summer

25 pence I hope?

 

[Kyoufu]

Fake tans are the worst. Don't understand why society thinks it's better to be tanned than just your natural skin colour.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Not enough United player's art.

 

[Arnie]

That hashtag will definitely trend in the outskirts of Croydon.

loooooooooooool

Post of the day so far.

 

[Carbonox]

Fake tans are the worst. Don't understand why society thinks it's better to be tanned than just your natural skin colour.

Says the guy more pale than the snow hitting his town.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

That hashtag will definitely trend in the outskirts of Croydon.

Aye, the heartland of MUFC.

 

[Kyoufu]

Says the guy more pale than the snow hitting his town.

I'm Iranian.

That hashtag will definitely trend in the outskirts of Croydon.

Hahaha.

 

[arkon]

Fake tans are the worst. Don't understand why society thinks it's better to be tanned than just your natural skin colour.

Don't forget the teeth. They need to be blindingly white.

 

[Wes]

Awful situation to be in. Our relegation did us wonders so maybe it'll help you shift out the high earners and start afresh.

Unfortunately there are more negatives than positives to being relegated.

Positives:
-Most high earners will leave either by their contract expiring or some form of incredibly low bid.
-Lerner may be more inclined to sell.

Negatives:
-We'll likely be left with one or two goats who can't be shifted (ie. Alan Hutton)
-We're not in the premier league when the huge influx of new TV money is given out.
-We'll lose Benteke for a lower than market rate price.
-There'e no guarantee we'll come straight back up.
-Attendances will drop.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Unfortunately there are more negatives than positives to being relegated.

Positives:
-Most high earners will leave either by their contract expiring or some form of incredibly low bid.
-Lerner may be more inclined to sell.

Negatives:
-We'll likely be left with one or two goats who can't be shifted (ie. Alan Hutton)
-We're not in the premier league when the huge influx of new TV money is given out.
-We'll lose Benteke for a lower than market rate price.
-There'e no guarantee we'll come straight back up.
-Attendances will drop.

You never know. Newcastle's attendances didn't drop that greatly, they still maintained the highest average home attendance in the North-East during the season they were in the Championship!

 

[Kyoufu]

You never know. Newcastle's attendances didn't drop that greatly, they still maintained the highest average home attendance in the North-East during the season they were in the Championship!

Best fans in the country.

 

[Salazar]

Za day in 48 hours

No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this.

Do the deeeeaaaaal, Gillgamesh.

 

[TheLucifer]

We're playing a friendly vs Gozzano and leading 3-0. Antonini, Bojan and Nocerino scored. Yes, Antonini too.

Just because this match wasn't fucked up enough: after complaining via his agent that he wasn't playing, Emanuelson got injured and was forced to get out. I'm having a deja-vù from last year.

 

[Willkiller]

Best fans in the country.

Dat avatar :lol :lol

 

[Kyoufu]

I love Barton.

Don't care what anyone says.

He's a hero.

 

[K1LLER7]

No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this.

Do the deeeeaaaaal, Gillgamesh.

He'll probably fail the medical.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Does Pardew even speak French? No way all those French players are going to bother with learning English

 

[Salazar]

Barton's not very hard, though. He's just a violent nasty pillock.

Laurent Robert could have sent the little shit into orbit.

 

[Kyoufu]

Does Pardew even speak French? No way all those French players are going to bother with learning English

They'll have to learn "Kebab and chips please" at least.

Barton's not very hard, though. He's just a violent nasty pillock.

Laurent Robert could have sent the little shit into orbit.

I wish I watched football during Robert's spell here.

 

[3Sixty]

<3<3

 

[Carbonox]

Does Pardew even speak French? No way all those French players are going to bother with learning English

Everyone will have to wear an Google translate device that translates what they say out loud.

Spoiler

no idea if such a thing exists lol

I wish I watched football during Robert's spell here.

Fuck off. Fuck. Off.

 

[Clegg]

He'll probably fail the medical.

Michael Owen and Owen Hargreaves passed medicals for us.

I think Mike Phelan just gives them a quick look over and they've passed it.

Run a lap around the hospital car park and you're a United player.

 

[Kyoufu]

Everyone will have to wear an Google translate device that translates what they say out loud.

Spoiler

no idea if such a thing exists lol

Fuck off. Fuck. Off.

:lol

I watched Ginola for a season.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I'm Iranian.

We're almost neighbors. I live in UAE.

 

[Carbonox]

Kyoufu you son of a gun, what's the latest on Haidara. He's disappeared, probably eaten by Mike Ashley.

 

[Kyoufu]

Kyoufu you son of a gun, what's the latest on Haidara. He's disappeared, probably eaten by Mike Ashley.

Supposedly done now, just doing the nufcTV stuff.

We're almost neighbors. I live in UAE.

*high five*

I live in England though.

 

[Salazar]

I wish I watched football during Robert's spell here.

Dat technique and testicle-endangering power.

 

[arkon]

I love Barton.

Don't care what anyone says.

He's a hero.

I dislike him because he acts pretentious on twitter of all places, and then you think about the shit he's done in the past...

The only good Barton you had was Warren.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

I learned something interesting the other day; schools in the UAE have Israel blacked out. Had no idea until my friend who teaches English over there came back for the Christmas and told us.

 

[Carbonox]

I dislike him because he acts pretentious on twitter of all places, and then you think about the shit he's done in the past...

The only good Barton you had was Warren.

Barton had an incredible season during our first season back in the Premier League but that's it. I've met Warren though, in Egypt of all places. Along with Robbie Earle but I wanted nothing to do with him.

 

[Kyoufu]

I dislike him because he acts pretentious on twitter of all places, and then you think about the shit he's done in the past...

The only good Barton you had was Warren.

He's a twat, cunt etc off the pitch but when he played for us he was excellent and he still loves the club. Can't hate him.

We wouldn't have pulled off the 4-4 comeback against Arsenal without him.

Legend.

 

[Kenka]

I'm Iranian.

Hahaha.

Again an Iranian ? How am I supposed to swear in farsi in this thread and hope for the obscenity of my expressions to go unnoticed ?

 

[Clegg]

Jimmy Kebe &#8207;@JKebe

On my way to Newcastle, having medical then sign a 4 years contract. Thank you all for your support you've been outstanding !!!!

Represents Mali but French born.

I think he might be taking the piss.