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[Carbonox]

Jimmy Kebe ‏@JKebe

On my way to Newcastle, having medical then sign a 4 years contract. Thank you all for your support you've been outstanding !!!! ����

Represents Mali but French born.

What the fuck.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Jimmy Kebe... on his way to NUFC... wtf.

 

[3Sixty]

Jimmy Kebe to Newcastle!!!!

Decent signing.

lol wait wat

 

[Willkiller]

We've signed Jimmy Kebe?

What the hell?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Uuuuummmmmm Newcastle have just signed Jimmy Kebe :lol

Edit: fuck you guys

 

[Milchmonster]

Shit just got real.

 

[Kyoufu]

Again an Iranian ? How am I supposed to swear in farsi in this thread and hope for the obscenity of my expressions to go unnoticed ?

It's ok. I won't tell anyone what Khaarkose means.

Also who the fuck is Jimmy Kebe? rofl

 

[Wilbur]

Zaha is going to fire Palace to the Championship trophy then come to us and score a brace against Liverpool in his first away game, before lifting up his shirt to reveal a printed message:

ARNOLD

I COST THE SAME AS JOE ALLEN

LAUGH IT UP, CUNTFLAP

Fergie chortles on the sideline, B-Rod even allows himself a little titter. Everyone wonders, who is this naive Arnold that Zalhalla has called out in one of Sky's live matches of the 2013/14 season.

Meanwhile NeoGAF user Killer7 suddenly goes AWOL from the boards. His IP address is traced from a house in South London to a new one in Salford.

 

[Willkiller]

I bet he's just joking because he's French...

 

[Salvadora]

Jimmy Kebe? Fucking hell Newcastle :lol.

 

[Clegg]

I think he's actually taking the piss out of Newcastle.

 

[3Sixty]

I bet he's just joking because he's French...

It would appear so.

For the record Kebe is a very good player.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Troll joke.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Jimmy Kebe is a misleading name.

Jimmy Boubou Kébé is more like it. Proper French name

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Van Wolfswinkel's agent has confirmed that Newcastle are the club the most interested to sign the player.

 

[Arnie]

I think that Allen cost the same as Zaha sums it up quite nicely.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I think that Allen cost the same as Zaha sums it up quite nicely.

Yeah neither have achieved a fucking thing in the Prem.

 

[Wilbur]

I think that Allen cost the same as Zaha sums it up quite nicely.

One is going to become the next Ronaldo. One is already the next Jon Obi Mikel.

 

[Hixx]

I'm sure Kebe is taking the piss btw.

edit: he is indeed.

 

[Kyoufu]

Van Wolfswinkel's agent has confirmed that Newcastle are the club the most interested to sign the player.

I wouldn't mind.

 

[arkon]

He's a twat, cunt etc off the pitch but when he played for us he was excellent and he still loves the club. Can't hate him.

We wouldn't have pulled off the 4-4 comeback against Arsenal without him.

Legend.

Barton had an incredible season during our first season back in the Premier League but that's it. I've met Warren though, in Egypt of all places. Along with Robbie Earle but I wanted nothing to do with him.

Oh yeah. I was purely talking from an off the pitch perspective.

 

[Salazar]

I think that Allen cost the same as Zaha sums it up quite nicely.

FaceToucher's mascot, same as Borini.

 

[Kenka]

Van Wolfswinkel's agent has confirmed that Newcastle are the club the most interested to sign the player.

Encore eux ? Nique ces connards de Neufchâteau.
They want to sign everyone.

 

[Milchmonster]

Still laughing at Hummels to Arsenal.

Hahaha

17.something million

Hahahaha

How do you even make that shit up lol

 

[K1LLER7]

Michael Owen and Owen Hargreaves passed medicals for us.

I think Mike Phelan just gives them a quick look over and they've passed it.

Run a lap around the hospital car park and you're a United player.

:lol

I miss Hargreaves

 

[arkon]

Now if Bebe can get loaned to Newcastle as well

#KebeBebeFuture

 

[Willkiller]

Van Wolfswinkel's agent has confirmed that Newcastle are the club the most interested to sign the player.

I don't believe him. I would love that though.

 

[Arnie]

One is going to become the next Ronaldo. One is already the next Jon Obi Mikel.

And people say I'm racist.

Zaha and Mikel don't even play in the same position you sick fuck.

 

[Salvadora]

Still laughing at Hummels to Arsenal.

Hahaha

17.something million

Hahahaha

How do you even make that shit up lol

Isn't his dream to play in England? Makes sense.

 

[Nyx]

I wouldn't mind.

He's way too light for the EPL if you ask me.

 

[Tc91]

TRANSFER LATEST
Reading deny Jimmy Kebe is on his way to Newcastle and say the message on his Twitter account was intended as a joke.

Lol wtf?

 

[Meier]

Shit just got real.

There is no way Hummels goes for that little.

 

[Salazar]

Now if Bebe can get loaned to Newcastle as well

#KebeBebeFuture

They signed Gabby Overran.

All things are possible.

 

[Arnie]

Isn't his dream to play in England? Makes sense.

 

[Clegg]

Isn't his dream to play in England? Makes sense.

Subotic has said that he wants to play in England.

Not sure about Hummels.

And I doubt he'd go to Arsenal.

 

[Kenka]

It's everybody's dream to play in England.
Until they set foot there and realize that the buildings in all the cities were built in 1851.

 

[3Sixty]

Jimmy Kebe ‏@JKebe

Oups i thought if you're french and play football u just pop in to Newcastle and sign a contract 😁😁 Not a chance of leaving #LoveReadingFc#

lols

 

[Kyoufu]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Carbonox]

Jimmy Kebe ‏@JKebe

Oups i thought if you're french and play football u just pop in to Newcastle and sign a contract 😁😁 Not a chance of leaving #LoveReadingFc#

lols

Hahahahaaa

 

[arkon]

Haha. Twitter is good for something at least.

 

[Clegg]

"Draw me like one of your French girls."

 

[Hixx]

:lol :lol :lol

His best was his assist for the Reading winner last week

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Wilbur]

I retweeted these the other day, but for those that didnt see them, MUFC_Facebook has some fucking quality:

@MUFC_Facebook: tell me the real is saha return to the belovd ManU..... eck eck

@MUFC_Facebook: a draw is better then a loss but not as good as a win

@MUFC_Facebook: I need a help to you sir Alex fegrison adidas size 7 but am leave in zambian.have a good night sir A, F

@MUFC_Facebook: really I hope I never get intestinal parasites

@MUFC_Facebook: Roonies penalty makes me want to eat poisonous meat

@MUFC_Facebook: to name this season is to name a beautiful child with a ugly name

@MUFC_Facebook: micheal carrick is my tropical paradise to make orang jus

@MUFC_Facebook: grasp the glory ceverlery. 12 points over city verygood afternoon for me how about you all???

@MUFC_Facebook: if i make a band one day i will named it chicharito's C

@MUFC_Facebook: ooooooooooooo i dont like piverpool very much.....! plz robin and mike destroy racy suarez with malevolent croons

 

[Mr. Luchador]

The design on the shirts and shorts is still terrible :\

 

[Kyoufu]

His best was his assist for the Reading winner last week

:lol :lol :lol

:lol

ffs we are so shit

 

[Salazar]

Mufc facebook bros are poets.

 

[Wilbur]

And people say I'm racist.

Zaha and Mikel don't even play in the same position you sick fuck.

:lol

Wilfried Zibedidoodah

Djangobi Mikel

 

[3Sixty]

Seriously, Kebe would be a better signing than anyone else Newcastle have signed this window.

 

[Hixx]

The 'eck eck' on the Saha one made me laugh like a fucking pig


not a pig fucking

er

 

[Kyoufu]

Seriously, Kebe would be a better signing than anyone else Newcastle have signed this window.