I would love to be in that situation. In clothing stores when I pick up jeans i hid the size. I also hate having to go either at the very bottom or back to get the huge size jeans. sigh. There are stores like Lucky Brand and GAP I feel self conscious going into. I know i am the only one that can change this which makes it so frustrating. I am going to try again.
Being short sucks too. There are almost no pants below a length of 30, and that's already too big for me.