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[Dead Man]

What watch?

That was my first thought. The man is impeccably formed in the rear.

Marry me.

Be careful what you ask for LOL

DOS EYEBROWS. WHY.

Like two caterpillars wanting to mate.

Those poor fuzzy caterpillers. They just want to be in love.

 

[anaron]

eta: pouring one out for my gurl anaron~

;___;

aw, youse gals o' mine


but save that liquor for someone else, a special someone named Amy Jellicoe...

 

[Scribble]

Do the straight (guys) in the gay-straight alliance guard you with flaming swords? If so, I'm in.

P.S. Basement dwelling/weird penis can be nice as long as it's fully intact and properly cleaned.

 

[Femmeworth]

But I need that money to go to Texas D: .

Why on Earth would you want to come here?

 

[Mystic Theurge]

Last night, I felt up some gogo dancers in one bar and saw brief, sex acts in another.

Good times.

 

[Dead Prince]

Why on Earth would you want to come here?

for the BBQ

 

[Escape Goat]

Last night, I felt up some gogo dancers in one bar and saw brief, sex acts in another.

Good times.

sounds like a friday night.

 

[Jibber Hack]

sounds like a friday night.

Indeed.

 

[daripad]

Do you stare at guys? I cannot stop looking at some handsome guys, maybe some people consider I'm gay because I cannot stop doing that, it feels like an instinct.

 

[Dany]

Oh I stare in the hopes thy stare back :3


They never do

 

[daripad]

Oh I stare in the hopes thy stare back :3


They never do

Same happens to me. Doesn't help that I'm ugly

 

[Mystic Theurge]

Same happens to me. Doesn't help that I'm ugly

Hey, we'll be the judge of that.

 

[_Isaac]

Hey, we'll be the judge of that.

At first I read this as "Hey, we'll help with that," and I was hoping for a makeover montage.

 

[Alcoori]

Pshaw! I can't help but view reddit as a bunch of weirdos and basement dwellers, barely a hop and a skip away from 4chan. Tumblr's my preferred place for penis promo

It's really not. Reddit is basically whatever you make of it. There are NSFW subreddits, cute ones, serious ones, etc.
Also, just putting it out there but most of tumblr content comes from reddit.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Spoiler

and cross-post it to the obvious spinoff subreddit

That would have to be a different pic.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Do you guys know what brand/kind of watch is this?

could those pants BE any tighter?

Pshaw! I can't help but view reddit as a bunch of weirdos and basement dwellers, barely a hop and a skip away from 4chan. Tumblr's my preferred place for penis promo

and to think I was gonna post mine on there. harrumph.

 

[Escape Goat]

could those pants BE any tighter?


and to think I was gonna post mine on there. harrumph.

I didnt know you were a friend of dorothy, Macuser. Welcome. Your fruit basket with assorted hand soaps is in the mail.

 

[Dr.Palutena]

Why on Earth would you want to come here?

Because it's harder to go to Texas from Mars.

Spoiler

It's easier to go there than my gf coming to me.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Hold on... *puts 2 and 2 together*

 

[dragonlife]

could those pants BE any tighter?

QFS

Also, that pic is probably the best post in your GAF history, Sagitario. That ass...

 

[BeesEight]

Hold on... *puts 2 and 2 together*

Indeed!

:O

Just saw Olympus Has Fallen. Would not recommend.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Just saw Olympus Has Fallen. Would not recommend.

Never heard of it. Does it at least have any gay sex scenes?

 

[BeesEight]

Never heard of it. Does it at least have any gay sex scenes?

What kind of guy do you take me for?!

Spoiler

You can see Gerard Butler's naked upper body briefly but that's about it. It's a silly pseudo-action movie... thing. Title is very misleading.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

What kind of guy do you take me for?!

Spoiler

You can see Gerard Butler's naked upper body briefly but that's about it. It's a silly pseudo-action movie... thing. Title is very misleading.

His...upper body is naked?! Goodness gracious!

 

[Sai-kun]

Pshaw! I can't help but view reddit as a bunch of weirdos and basement dwellers, barely a hop and a skip away from 4chan. Tumblr's my preferred place for penis promo

Same. And butts. Butts on tumblr are great.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Same. And butts. Butts on tumblr are great.

This I can get behind.

 

[daripad]

Hey, we'll be the judge of that.

Well, judge then!

Now the rest do it too ¬¬

 

[Dead Man]

It's really not. Reddit is basically whatever you make of it. There are NSFW subreddits, cute ones, serious ones, etc.
Also, just putting it out there but most of tumblr content comes from reddit.

Only if you are going to shit tumblrs.

Well, judge then!


Now the rest do it too ¬¬

I have good news and bad news.

The bad news is that you are very mistaken. The good news is that you are far from ugly.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

This I can get behind.

After perusing tumblr butts, I'm usually all

can I get this behind.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

After perusing tumblr butts, I'm usually all

can I get this behind.

I know that feel

 

[Mystic Theurge]

Well, judge then!


Now the rest do it too ¬¬

Nope, not ugly.

 

[Miles X]

Nope, not ugly.

I have no opinion on his appearance but after lurking this thread for over a year now, nobody is psychically ugly to you lot so your opinion is worthless! Just saying it how it is.

 

[Mystic Theurge]

I have no opinion on his appearance but after lurking this thread for over a year now, nobody is psychically ugly to you lot so your opinion is worthless! Just saying it how it is.

Guess, we'll have to be meaner for now on.

How about you post your picture?

 

[User 73706]

So, I had to get fancy for a presentation the other day.

Definitely not my thing. I look like a fucking valet. The pornstar eyes don't help.

 

[Prez]

So, I had to get fancy for a presentation the other day.

Definitely not my thing. I look like a fucking valet.

I hate your tie.

 

[Miles X]

Guess, we'll have to be meaner for now on.

How about you post your picture?

I already know I'm damn sexy ;-)

Not saying be meaner, just find it hilarious tbh! I can tell exactly what's coming after someone posts their pic or says 'I'm ugly'.

 

[TheSeks]

That would have to be a different pic.

Not that subject, Cheese. I'm not into that. >:| You know what I'm talking about.

and to think I was gonna post mine on there. harrumph.

You say this as you post on the subreddit anyway...

 

[Dead Man]

I already know I'm damn sexy ;-)

Not saying be meaner, just find it hilarious tbh! I can tell exactly what's coming after someone posts their pic or says 'I'm ugly'.

That's because very few people are genuinley ugly. They may not be beautiful, but a lot of people are , for want of a better phrase, pleasantly plain.

 

[daripad]

I already know I'm damn sexy ;-)

Not saying be meaner, just find it hilarious tbh! I can tell exactly what's coming after someone posts their pic or says 'I'm ugly'.

In my case I'm ugly, plenty of people have said so in my face, and I definitely wouldn't be interested in dating myself at least just by physical appearance (though I do think I'm not a bad person and I have lots of good things)

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Not that subject, Cheese. I'm not into that. >:| You know what I'm talking about.

I really have no idea anymore.

 

[TheSeks]

I really have no idea anymore.

Do I really have to spell it out for you?

 

[Mr_Zombie]

Well, judge then!


Now the rest do it too ¬¬

You lied. You're not ugly.

I have no opinion on his appearance but after lurking this thread for over a year now, nobody is psychically ugly to you lot so your opinion is worthless! Just saying it how it is.

Eh, that depends on what you mean by "ugly". If you want to compare yourself to celebrities, models or other "perfect" looking people, then yes, you can say Gaffers can be ugly. But that comparison is simply unfair, because it's setting the bar too high for a common person to reach. And yet people have those self-image issues trying to compare themselves to those "perfect" ones and thinking that just because they look "average", they are ugly.

When I browse pictures posted in the "Post your picture" thread I can't think of a single time when I thought to myself "ugh, she/he is ugly". The person can have a set of unique features but that hardly makes her/him ugly.

That's because very few people are genuinley ugly. They may not be beautiful, but a lot of people are , for want of a better phrase, pleasantly plain.

Basically, what he said.

In my case I'm ugly, plenty of people have said so in my face, and I definitely wouldn't be interested in dating myself at least just by physical appearance (though I do think I'm not a bad person and I have lots of good things)

Stop meeting people that are dicks. And you're mistaking physical attraction with being pretty/ugly. You can say someone is pretty, handsome or looking cute and yet not being attracted to him.

 

[Dany]

In nashville for vacation. What is it with southern boys and their accents :3 ?! I can't, I just blush when they talk.

 

[Christopher]

Well, judge then!


Now the rest do it too ¬¬

I'm not gay but Im a huge supporter of human rights and equality/justice.

You need to not care what everyone else thinks your not a bad looking kid. I wasn't the best looking kid on the block growing up and then it just hit me who cares what people think literally

I'm actually offended that gay gaf never says nice things to me in the picture threads haha

 

[Deleted member 30609]

oh, I just discovered this thread. Howdy.

 

[SpaceBridge]

I have no opinion on his appearance but after lurking this thread for over a year now, nobody is psychically ugly to you lot so your opinion is worthless! Just saying it how it is.

I'm not sure what you're getting at here. Sounds slightly elitist. Just saying'.

 

[Delio]

In nashville for vacation. What is it with southern boys and their accents :3 ?! I can't, I just blush when they talk.

You don't blush when I talk. JUST SAYING

 

[RM8]

I never really think about accents in English since my exposure to the language is almost 100% in text form. For some reason I think YouTube-ing "southern accent" won't be very accurate

 

[Dany]

You don't blush when I talk. JUST SAYING

up your accent a bit more

 

[daripad]

I never really think about accents in English since my exposure to the language is almost 100% in text form. For some reason I think YouTube-ing "southern accent" won't be very accurate

Just think about Mexican Spanish accents and you'll get an idea, it is different in Mexico City compared to yucatan or Tabasco or Nuevo León.

I'm not gay but Im a huge supporter of human rights and equality/justice.

You need to not care what everyone else thinks your not a bad looking kid. I wasn't the best looking kid on the block growing up and then it just hit me who cares what people think literally

I'm actually offended that gay gaf never says nice things to me in the picture threads haha

I've seen your photos and you are way too handsome to be reminded of it