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[dream]

I've seen her pussy.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Was he watching the kiss cam with Wade and Bron on it?

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Was he watching the kiss cam with Wade and Bron on it?

close.

what do you call this position? reverse helicopter?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

close.

what do you call this position? reverse helicopter?

I think it's called the Delonte Shuffle.

 

[dream]

close.

what do you call this position? reverse helicopter?

Fuck, there's actually another dude nailing Wade at the top.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Fuck, there's actually another dude nailing Wade at the top.

i would think its bosh, but it wouldn't make much sense having a pussy on top.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i would think its bosh, but it wouldn't make much sense having a pussy on top.

Bosh and Bibby are in the background scissoring.

 

[rc213]

You guys are insane.

 

[etiolate]

close.

what do you call this position? reverse helicopter?

wade's a spinna

 

[Forceatowulf]

Holy shit Cavs won tonight?? I guess with no more punk ass Mo to bog down your spirits you can get shit done. Well done Cavs. Well done indeed.

And has there ever been a player that's had more trip-dubs in a loss than LeBron James? I have to know...

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Bosh and Bibby are in the background scissoring.

Lebron: "hey chris, do you remember how big my dick is?"

"wait, lemme see if i can remember. its about this big"

 

[dream]

I don't want to ruin the joke but why would a man ever do that on television.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[rc213]

JVG looks like the guy from the faces of death videos.

 

[iamvin22]

OMG i am crying over here LMAO

 

[Black Mamba]

Mike Miller limped badly to the bus, and Spoelstra admitted before the game that an MRI had revealed Miller's left knee wasn't just bruised but also had a mild sprain. Mario Chalmers is at least a week away from coming back from his sprained knee. And while Udonis Haslem is now traveling with the team, Spoelstra hinted he is still a month away from coming back.

.

 

[Justin Timberlake]

...

The Heat lost to the Cavs? wha..what?

*brofist* to Cavs-age.

 

[Forceatowulf]

"wait, lemme see if i can remember. its about this big"
[IMGhttp://i56.tinypic.com/23w1gdg.jpg[/IMG]

wat

 

[Gabyskra]

wat

Don't be silly, it's not what you think.

He's thirsty.

For LeBron's cum.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Don't be silly, it's not what you think.

He's thirsty.

For LeBron's cum.

Oh good, I'm glad you cleared that up, because for a second there I thought... WAIT WAT???

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

Man I wake up and go to NBA-age and go to the last page and see all this Miami Heat Gay Fanfiction and can't help but laugh and smh at the same time

 

[Omiee]

this last page has been insane lol

 

[Fatalah]

As big as Carmelo Anthony played for the Knicks in Monday's crucial overtime win over the Orlando Magic, he loomed much larger Tuesday when Boost Mobile unveiled a 128-foot billboard of the All-Star two blocks from the Garden. The endorsement deal with the wireless provider is Anthony's first since being acquired from the Denver Nuggets last month.

Like a boss!

 

[K.Jack]

Last night was like a one night stand with Selita Ebanks.

Today, I'm back to banging fat bitches.

 

[Iadien]

I've never seen a star of that stature afraid to be booed.

Afraid of being boo'd? did you go to or watch the first game?

We needed this win for moral or some shit. =p

 

[Kusagari]

How the hell did the Heat lose to the Cavs?

 

[Iadien]

How the hell did the Heat lose to the Cavs?

Cavs wanted that game badly.

 

[teruterubozu]

How the hell did the Heat lose to the Cavs?

Same way the Lakers lost to them.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

This cant be good for Van Gundy

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=6272222

He still doesn't realize that he has to be on his best behavior.

 

[ph33nix]

what is this i don't even

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nba/news/story?id=6272724

Dallas Mavericks backup point guard J.J. Barea arrived nattily attired and fashionably late to Jason Kidd's Charity Casino Night last week. When he walked through door, heads turned as if on a swivel.

But that's protocol when a Miss Universe walks into a room -- arm-in-arm with her basketball-playing boyfriend.

Zuleyka Rivera, who was crowned Miss Universe in 2006, is dating Dallas Mavericks point guard J.J. Barea.

Listed graciously by the Mavs as 6-feet tall, but really pushing 5-10, Barea has already beaten the odds on the hardwood in his fifth NBA season. And now he's got a good thing going with fellow Puerto Rico native Zuleyka Rivera, who is Miss Universe 2006. For competition purposes, she's listed at 5-9.

I didn't include any others in case they were NSFW

Why are all NBA scrubs banging the best?

Daily phone and text conversations ensued and Rivera began to visit Barea in Dallas when she had time off. Soon they were an item, but they had yet to be discovered by the press in Puerto Rico. That changed on Feb. 13 thanks to -- what else? -- Twitter.

Barea's more than 18,000 Twitter followers (@jjbareapr) received this provocative, 25-character message that originated as message to Barea from Rivera (@Zuleyka_Rivera): "I just Need You NoW!!!!!"

fuck me

 

[KidA Seven]

Midget Barea???

The fuck?

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

I'm becoming a fan of hers.

 

[Justin Timberlake]

B-Barea? Like, JJ Barea? He's 5'10? I'm taller than that!

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I TRY TO BE IN THE NBA

/regret

 

[Anth0ny]

what is this i don't even

Barea with fucking Ms. Universe? Humphries with Kim Kardashian? Hell, Tony Parker wasn't particularly good looking and he banged Eva Longoria.

Am I forgetting anyone?

OH GOD NO MAKE IT STOP

 

[Shadow780]

To be fair, Eva Longoria isn't that great looking without tons of makeup.

 

[diehard]

Lakers are for Lovers? Wtf does that even mean?

 

[YuriLowell]

Lakers are for Lovers? Wtf does that even mean?

There are no Lakes in LA.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Lakers are for Lovers? Wtf does that even mean?

Wait what? Her T-shirt has words on them?

 

[KingGondo]

All these NBA players getting with celebrities/models... Meanwhile in OKC, they're playing video games at each others' houses and lip-syncing to rap songs on Ustream.

Thunder U Culture.

 

[Justin Timberlake]

All these NBA players getting with celebrities/models... Meanwhile in OKC, they're playing video games at each others' houses and lip-syncing to rap songs on Ustream.

Thunder U Culture.

They may have stolen the team, but the sex drive stayed in Seattle.

 

[KingGondo]

They may have stolen the team, but the sex drive stayed in Seattle.

I think KD is still going through puberty actually, look at that acne!

 

[The Stealth Fox]

Shawn Kemp would have had only 30 illegitimate children instead of 100 had he been on the Thunder.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Ronnie Price, Devin Harris, Andrei Kirilenko and Raja Bell all are out Friday vs. The Lakers

Haha, no Raja. So...you're telling me there's a chance!

 

[reilo]

I think KD is still going through puberty actually, look at that acne!

Dude needs to see a dermatologist already.

 

[SephCast]

I think KD is still going through puberty actually, look at that acne!

Nah, those are the roids.

 

[linsivvi]

Only because he's not interested in pussies.

 

[seattle6418]

Barea with fucking Ms. Universe? Humphries with Kim Kardashian? Hell, Tony Parker wasn't particularly good looking and he banged Eva Longoria.

Am I forgetting anyone?

OH GOD NO MAKE IT STOP

Dude, Markko Jaric and Adriana Lima are the posterchild for this.

Leandro Barbosa and Samara Felippo
Rony Seikaly and some hot brunette model
Okur and miss turkey

I´m sure the list goes on and on for average and or trash players with hot wifes.

That´s just the way it goes.

By the way, i can´t believe Barea. Stupid little midget knows what´s up.

 

[reilo]

It's amazing how the NBA has a bunch of lesser tier players getting the really really hot chicks, but the most popular and successful ones end up with some overweight ugly chick.

 

[reilo]

The question now is whether or not this should even be a foul. If you go by the league’s block/charge rules, “defender is permitted to establish his legal guarding position in the path of a dribbler,” which would lead you to believe that a defender is also allowed to have his hands up without a shooter being able to draw a foul by pushing his own arms through the defender’s. Furthermore, “To get into a legal position, the defender needs to establish himself in the path of the offensive player before contact is made and before he starts his upward shooting motion.” That seems pretty similar to putting your hands up to defend, then having an offensive player’s shooting motion go through your arms, doesn’t it? I say yes.

http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/03/30/is-this-a-foul/

The best part about Durant always pulling this move was Gerald Wallace doing the exact same thing to him on Sunday and Durant flipping a shit over it.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Jazz sign 2009-2010 PER leader Kyle Weaver, Lakers are fucked.