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[twinturbo2]

Is Jerry Sloan willing to coach the Heat?

 

[obijkenobi]

What kind of team gives up 94 points in 3 quarters?

One of the best defensive teams in the NBA of course. We've already put Splitter on the court. Time to bust out the :heatbench

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

Heat win by 1 i'm calling it now

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Classic Bron game. Not impacting the game in any positive way but putting up the $tat$ so that his supporters can say that he played well months after the fact and say that only haters would say otherwise.

Is Jerry Sloan willing to coach the Heat?

Sloan would literally murder Lebron. Like, everyone says this, but Sloan would strangle the life out of LeBron and maybe Wade as well.

 

[Black Mamba]

Kobe took 17 shots in the first half. Made only 6. Ew. Wanted to prove a point vs the bobkittens but he nearly took our offense out of the game.

Re-focus in the 2nd half, please.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

OMG SUSPEND HIM FOR THE SEASON

FUCK DAMPIER

FUCK HIM

FUCKING DICK

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN TONY'S CAREER

I would hope you're joking but knowing how you are, you probably aren't.

 

[Branduil]

Roddy was scoring 0.86 points per minute and he only played 15 minutes.

For comparison, Kobe scores 0.74 PPM.

 

[The Chosen One]

The Spurs are just on another level than the Heat.

Granted, the Heat are coming off a back-to-back but the past week is pretty much the first time the Heat have played several good teams in a row and they're being completely exposed.

 

[Red Blaster]

Well the Heat witnessed first hand what it takes to come back from a 20 point deficit, they should know what to do now that someone else showed them.

 

[PBY]

If I didn't have work tomorrow, I'd drink the pain away.

When do the Marlins have their season opener? I can't believe I'm asking this.

Another Miami fan? Nice, the fam needs support at the moment. I'm still pumped for the playoffs, even though things look pretty bleak right about now.

 

[dream]

I hope Pop empties the bench now. Not even as a joke, but just because he doesn't need to have his starters in there against this brutal brutal team.

 

[Justin Timberlake]

When Splitter is on the court, you know you fucked up

Classic Bron game. Not impacting the game in any positive way but putting up the $tat$ so that his supporters can say that he played well months after the fact and say that only haters would say otherwise.

basically

look at the boxscore months from now and you'd think he had a great game

 

[dream]

Is Splitter the dude that almost Boguted himself on a dunk?

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

Another Miami fan? Nice, the fam needs support at the moment. I'm still pumped for the playoffs, even though things look pretty bleak right about now.

It's like all of us are *in Mal's voice* "waiting for a train...."

 

[Darkman M]

This Heat team has no heart or pride at all.

 

[ph33nix]

I would rather lose to San Antonio on a back to back on the road than lose to the Cavs at home

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Few things are uglier than a Bonner jump shot. Sarah Jessica Parker is one of them, but there are very few other things.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

lol, 27pt lead.
go suck on some cocks lebron.

 

[reilo]

Wait wait wait wait.

Knicks lost to the Cavs?

AGAIN? As in, the THIRD TIME AGAIN?

HAHAHAHAH.

 

[dream]

Christ, Bonner is like a whiter, wester version of Ray.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

I would rather lose to San Antonio on a back to back on the road than lose to the Cavs at home

Moral victory???

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

I would rather lose to San Antonio on a back to back on the road than lose to the Cavs at home

Strawteam victories are the best victories.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

I would rather lose to San Antonio on a back to back on the road than lose to the Cavs at home

Wow, from "Already won" to "We're not as bad as the worst franchise in recent sports history."

 

[NomarTyme]

I would rather lose to San Antonio on a back to back on the road than lose to the Cavs at home

:heatsbench.

 

[MiamiWesker]

The sports talk radio today was on fire, everyone is pissed about the Heat. If it was this bad today I can't imagine what the calls will be like tomorrow.

 

[Black Mamba]

Wait wait wait wait.

Knicks lost to the Cavs?

AGAIN? As in, the THIRD TIME AGAIN?

HAHAHAHAH.

Matt Bonner scored 12 1st quarter points. Miami Heat, as a team, scored 12 in the 1st.

Welcome to today's hilarity.

 

[Flash]

are these guys the official miami heat announcers or something??? lol

 

[dschalter]

I would rather lose to San Antonio on a back to back on the road than lose to the Cavs at home

we already won against the cavs.

aint need to play no more games.

 

[dream]

"Hey Dwayne, don't sign with Chicago. I have a plan."

 

[Justin Timberlake]

Is Splitter the dude that almost Boguted himself on a dunk?

Yeah hes pretty bad lol

Few things are uglier than a Bonner jump shot. Sarah Jessica Parker is one of them, but there are very few other things.

its true but it always goes in soooo

ive learned to love it lol

 

[Dr.Hadji]

Seriously, Roddy scored 13 points in 15 minutes on 55% shooting. Is there any other coach still in the NBA this retarded?

Come on man. Dirk and Terry 4th quarter isn't something a coach wants to mess with. Second highest scoring duo in 4th. They flashed the stat enough times during the 4th.

 

[Darkman M]

Bosh is a disgrace.

 

[pilonv1]

Wait wait wait wait.

Knicks lost to the Cavs?

AGAIN? As in, the THIRD TIME AGAIN?

HAHAHAHAH.

THIRD KNICKS TIME

 

[PBY]

The sports talk radio today was on fire, everyone is pissed about the Heat. If it was this bad today I can't imagine what the calls will be like tomorrow.

the fire Spo shit came back in full force- the callers on Sedano this morning were especially bad. Tomorrows gonna be brutal, at least its saturday so the regular programs aren't on

 

[reilo]

Oh man, I missed an awesome night of basketball. Oh maaaaan.

And Dwight picked up his 16th tech of the season? Does that mean he's out against Portland on Monday? Aweeeesome.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Could you imagine the Knicks against the Heat in the playoffs???

Dream matchup.

 

[Black Mamba]

Oh man, I missed an awesome night of basketball. Oh maaaaan.

And Dwight picked up his 16th tech of the season? Does that mean he's out against Portland on Monday? Aweeeesome.

yup, and i don't think it will be rescinded.

RED ROCKET!

 

[jobber]

this is a great game

 

[Herpes Reasons]

red dagger. damn, don't be so mean son.

 

[Justin Timberlake]

What did I tell you

The Spurs can shoot this way all day every day

Give them these looks and they will make them

Its been like this all season

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

And Dwight picked up his 16th tech of the season? Does that mean he's out against Portland on Monday? Aweeeesome.

He took exception to Kyle Korver fouling him on the arm.

 

[obijkenobi]

29 point lead. lololololololololol Time to put in Steve Novack and the D-League guy we brought in today.

 

[BatiGOOOOOOL]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Red Rocket up your ass!!!

 

[pilonv1]

ahahahaha

 

[NomarTyme]

Oh man, I missed an awesome night of basketball. Oh maaaaan.

And Dwight picked up his 16th tech of the season? Does that mean he's out against Portland on Monday? Aweeeesome.

lmao. I'm reading your post in Cartman's voice.

 

[Nelo Ice]

wish i was watching spurs-heat earlier instead of playing marvel

spurs need to push the lead into historic territory!

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

What does spo say in this timeout? Try not to lose by 50? Is it possible to double iso? Where's dampier?

 

[Wizman23]

The sports talk radio today was on fire, everyone is pissed about the Heat. If it was this bad today I can't imagine what the calls will be like tomorrow.

Is it the same 4 Heat fans calling over and over again?

 

[dream]

I think this game is turning me into a Spurs fan. That's just beautiful offense out there.

 

[PBY]

Is it the same 4 Heat fans calling over and over again?

hur hur