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[UltimaKilo]

Kilo, you were supposed to post that after we win something >_<

Not in the 2nd round.

Dude, I'm saving the best for last.

That being said, I will be partying all night when we win the Championship and not posting on GAF.

If we win this year, I will make the lady walking on a treadmill, on the back of a moving truck while opening and closing an umbrella I saw when the Marlins won the Championship or the people jumping into the water in 2006 while their cars drive away without them, look like nothing.

This is, afterall Miami. Nobody does it better than we do. Only in Miami do you end up fucking a hot bartender in the bathroom of a club, fuck a tourist in her car and later wake up with the sun hitting you in the face on the beach, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world with not a fat person in sight.

 

[giga]

We have regressed so much from the Kate Upton posts.

 

[jjasper]

BREAKING NEWS NBA-GAF!!!

Thunder shoot a lot of FTs. For fuck's sake give it a rest.

Because one team was dominating then it when to

Whistle...Whistle...Whistle...Whistle...Whistle...Whistle...Whistle...TO...Whistle...Whistle...Whistle...FGM...Whistle...Whistle...Whistle...Miss...Whistle...Whistle...Whistle...Whistle...Whistle...

Forcing one team out of their game and unable to play half their players because they are all in foul trouble in addition to adding 15+ FT to the other team.

 

[Duki]

why do people feel the need to defend the indefensible about their team

like, when people are complaining about the fts

why arent thunder fans like lmao ye we get calls fucker, umaaaaad

no need to try and defend it

 

[KingGondo]

Looks like we're actually... Making FGs?

Uh-oh.

 

[Derwind]

*fap, fap, fap*

herp derp

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[Blackface]

Dude, I'm saving the best for last.

That being said, I will be partying all night when we win the Championship and not posting on GAF.

If we win this year, I will make the lady walking on a treadmill, on the back of a moving truck while opening and closing an umbrella I saw when the Marlins won the Championship or the people jumping into the water in 2006 while their cars drive away without them, look like nothing.

This is, afterall Miami. Nobody does it better than we do. Only in Miami do you end up fucking a hot bartender in the bathroom of a club, fuck a tourist in her car and later wake up with the sun hitting you in the face on the beach, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world with not a fat person in sight.

two of those girls are ugly as fuck.

 

[TylerD]

No. Why be this guy? Your team is playing in a style that is a detriment to the NBA as a whole. Let us rage and you can wave your team's flag when they win after shooting 50fts.

I don't want to be the guy.

I am not crazy about the play but I really like the players.

 

[exarkun]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ba...-8217-s-frightening-new-tattoo?urn=nba-wp2886

uhhhh has AK47's tatoo been posted already?

 

[Black Mamba]

Again, I just don't think you know what you are talking about. Perkins would not effect the play of the Heat. You the one who is being dense and alone in this thought process.

So him playing over Baby and not having Green would have 0 impact?

is this really your argument, because it's pretty fucking horrible.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Dude, I'm saving the best for last.

That being said, I will be partying all night when we win the Championship and not posting on GAF.

If we win this year, I will make the lady walking on a treadmill, on the back of a moving truck while opening and closing an umbrella I saw when the Marlins won the Championship or the people jumping into the water in 2006 while their cars drive away without them, look like nothing.

This is, afterall Miami. Nobody does it better than we do. Only in Miami do you end up fucking a hot bartender in the bathroom of a club, fuck a tourist in her car and later wake up with the sun hitting you in the face on the beach, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world with not a fat person in sight.

Just like the rest of Miami, you are trying too hard.

 

[Zep]

I had my TV on mute and still heard a whistle

 

[Derwind]

I don't want to be the guy.

I am not crazy about the play but I really like the players.

No one really hates the OKC players, we joke & complain about every team in this league. Just relax and join in on the fun.... =)

 

[etiolate]

those girls are actually kinda freakish lookin kilo, lazy eyed boobjobbed bleach haired and generally shaped rather than shapely



Also, where's Stern? He should have to watch this boring game if I have to. "The fans want this" MY ASS

 

[StickSoldier]

Because one team was dominating then it when to



Forcing one team out of their game and unable to play half their players because they are all in foul trouble in addition to adding 15+ FT to the other team.

I really want the Thunder to win, but not from the help of Stern or refs. I can't stand that fuck.

 

[exarkun]

Looks like we're actually... Making FTs?

Uh-oh.

fixed.

 

[Black Mamba]

Dude, I'm saving the best for last.

That being said, I will be partying all night when we win the Championship and not posting on GAF.

If we win this year, I will make the lady walking on a treadmill, on the back of a moving truck while opening and closing an umbrella I saw when the Marlins won the Championship or the people jumping into the water in 2006 while their cars drive away without them, look like nothing.

This is, afterall Miami. Nobody does it better than we do. Only in Miami do you end up fucking a hot bartender in the bathroom of a club, fuck a tourist in her car and later wake up with the sun hitting you in the face on the beach, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world with not a fat person in sight. ]

Top Fattest Cities

1. Miami, FL
2. Oklahoma City, OK
3. San Antonio, TX
4. Las Vegas, NV
5. New York, NY
6. Houston, TX
7. El Paso, TX
8. Jacksonville, FL
9. Charlotte, NC
10. Louisville-Jefferson, KY
11. Memphis, TN
12. Detroit, MI
13. Chicago, IL
14. Dallas-Fort Worth, TX
15. San Jose, CA
16. Tulsa, OK
17. Baltimore, MD
18. Columbus, OH
19. Raleigh, NC
20. Philadelphia, PA
21. L.A.-Long Beach, CA
22. Phoenix-Mesa, AZ
23. Indianapolis, IN
24. San Diego, CA
25. Kansas City, MO

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/health/top-25-fittest-and-fattest-cities-in-the-u-s-351934

 

[Spooks]

smh. Heat triple Ls embarrassing themselves.

 

[StickSoldier]

RW is actually shooting a good percentage.

 

[jjasper]

This is bullshit

 

[etiolate]

this game has turned into a mess

 

[Derwind]

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/health/top-25-fittest-and-fattest-cities-in-the-u-s-351934

 

[Gigglepoo]

Every Swiss NBA player is awful

 

[charsace]

The FThunder and cHeat would make for the worst finals ever. Halfcourt defensive teams that iso and bait fts when they make any sort of move on offense.

this game has turned into a mess

The refs caused it. Just fucking pathetic.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/health/top-25-fittest-and-fattest-cities-in-the-u-s-351934

New York at #5? Really? I didn't really see that many fat people during my vacation there.

 

[exarkun]

WHAT how was that not a foul on westbrook? He hit Vasquez's arm.

Fuck the thunder. fuck the refs.

 

[Pkaz01]

Damn mayo has hit some big shots

 

[ph33nix]

New York at #5? Really? I didn't really see that many fat people during my vacation there.

that list has to be bullshit

NYC where a ton of walking happens? yeah right

 

[Zep]

New York at #5? Really? I didn't really see that many fat people during my vacation there.

You know theres more to New York than NYC...right?

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

No cities from Utah on the list, I call bullshit.

 

[Blackface]

NY is filled with tons of fat people although I dunno about number 5

 

[Ninja Scooter]

that list has to be bullshit

NYC where a ton of walking happens? yeah right

any big city is going to have poorer areas, and in those poorer areas people have horrible eating habits and get overweight. Miami is not just South Beach, LA is not just Hollywood or Brentwood.

 

[ph33nix]

You know theres more to New York than NYC...right?

when it says new york, ny does that mean all 5 boroughs or more?

any big city is going to have poorer areas, and in those poorer areas people have horrible eating habits and get overweight. Miami is not just South Beach, LA is not just Hollywood or Brentwood.

I know that, and where I lived in brooklyn there were plenty of fat fucks but I definitely didn't feel like I saw that many Overweight people there

 

[TylerD]

That must be why it is hard to find attractive mid 20s singles in OKC. Most of them seem to have kids or are fat.

 

[Derwind]

Fat Cities

Miami #1

 

[KidA Seven]

that list has to be bullshit

NYC where a ton of walking happens? yeah right

You're just mad Miami is inferior to LA in terms of good looking women.

 

[jjasper]

I hate Perkins.

 

[Pkaz01]

Best gasol is really being a pest on the offensive boards.

 

[Derwind]

Top fittest city

Salt Lake City, Utah...

 

[KingGondo]

I hate Perkins.

That's his intended effect.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Top fittest city

Salt Lake City, Utah...

WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Cipherr]

Lol damn, slapped the shit out of Gasol there.

 

[exarkun]

That was some cheap shit by Perkins.

 

[jjasper]

That's his intended effect.

He is fucking dirty.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Durant hurt, series over.


edit: Guess not!

 

[StickSoldier]

Oooo damn, that looked like it hurt.

 

[Knux-Future]

Philly, only 20?

I call bullshit. They must have only counted center city then.

Bitches be fat in the hood

 

[Black Mamba]

So much for the South Beach Diet. While Miami's nightlife and shores don't lack for buff bodies, the majority of residents should probably put a shirt on (61.5% of Miami residents are heavy enough to increase their risk for weight-related health problems). Though Miami has a high number of health-food stores per capita, it also has almost three times the fast-food restaurants as the average city. The area also has 79% more gyms and health clubs than average, but residents are less likely than average to regularly use their memberships.

"Because we have year-round warm weather, many people opt to walk, run, or take part in outdoor activities for their fitness," says Kelly Penton, director of communications for the mayor's office. Actually, they don't. Miamians also scored poorly in motivation due to low participation rates in outdoor activities like biking, running, and fitness walking despite a relatively pleasant climate most of the year. The city's commute (50% more oppressive than average) and air quality (ranked the worst in our survey according to EPA standards) certainly don't help matters either.

Report Card:

Fitness Centers & Sport Stores: A
Nutrition; B+
Sports Participation: F
TV Viewing: F
Overweight/Sedentary: F+
Junk Food: F
Air Quality: F+
Geography: B-
Commute: F+
Parks & Open Space: D
City Rec Facilities: D-
Access to Healthcare: C-
Motivation: F
Mayor & City Initiatives: C-
State Obesity Initiatives: F+

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[KidA Seven]

Durant resorting to thuggery.

 

[Owzers]

I hope the Grizzlies win this game Xo